But First, Let’s See What You Could Have Chosen Behind Door Number Two…

It’s a brand new boat! Yes, you could have been the pride of the harbor in this all-new 1973 Sealiner by Kute-Kraft, just like the lovely Carol Squerrell here.


I think you’re gonna get Zonked, Melissa L.

* Bonus hover-chanty written by nine-yarrrrr-old Phoebe!



  1. skippymom says:

    Hey, I had a 1973 Sealiner just like that one, same colors and everything!

  2. Theresa says:

    *slurring and rolling slightly* ♫♫ Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies . . .♫

  3. JohnnyJohnny says:

    ♫♫ What do you do with a drunken sqwer-all, Earl-eye in the morning. . .♫

  4. victoreia says:

    *wild clapping*

  5. 260Oakley says:

    Let’s Make a Squeal

  6. Once A Fish says:

    Show me the way to go home….

  7. This was no boating accident.

  8. Theresa says:

    *hic* Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!

  9. skippymom says:

    So, anyway, which door did he actually choose, and what was behind it?

  10. ♫♫ Show me the way to go home / I’m tired and I want to go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago and it got right to my head / Wherever I may roam / by land or sea or foam… ♫♫

  11. Nicely done Phoebe! You must be somehow related to NTMTOM, you are so clever! 🙂

  12. Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tail,
    A tail of a grapeful trip
    That started from this tropic port
    Aboard this tiny ship.

    The mate was a nutty sailing man,
    The skipper brave and furred.
    Five flyers set a’sail that day
    For three hours ‘o sqwerrrrrrel, three hours of sqwerrel.

  13. The HAT, the HAT!!!!! Makes one wonder if she’s also wearing those classic sailor uniform pants that buttoned down both sides. My dad always said that no one ever laughed at a sailor in the bathroom …

  14. Fird Birfle says:

    was it made by Cutecraft, too??? And — MORE CRUCIALLY — did you don the enchanting chapeau that Carol Skwerryl is wearing???

  15. Fird Birfle says:

    *It’s a small wirld, after allllllll…*

    What? isn’t that the right song????????

  16. Fird Birfle says:

    ka-CHING, 260 !!!!!

  17. Fird Birfle says:

    I concur with the enthusiasm for the sailor’s cap …

    youngest daughter of an ol’
    retired USN kep’n ….

  18. Theresa says:

    Think she needs a bigger boat? 😛

  19. Fird Birfle says:

    Anchors Aweigh, my [“peeps”], Anchors Aweigh.

    Farewell to college joys, we sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay.

    Through our last night on shore, drink to the foam,….

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  23. bob drummond says:

    You really don’t want to find out !

  24. bob drummond says:

    Nice music videos ….

  25. “See…the owl and the pussycat are NOT the only one to go to sea! I bet they didn’t have the cute hat either!!!

  26. Mamabear says:

    I think Phoebe could work at CO and give ’em a run for their money!

    Also, I am ded with the qte. Srsly. How could it be any toe-curling-er cute than that?! The leetle hat and the leetle lips are pursed. The dainty hands ala Olan Mills portrait! Squeeeee!!1!! Oh, and the one ear tucked on his wee leetle sailor hat!

  27. and the sailors said “Carol, you’re a fine squirrel! what a good wife you would be! Your beady eyes could steal a sailor from the sea!”
    (do doot do do do doot!)

  28. concur here, as well! crackerjacks are muy cute

    USN gf 😉

  29. skmom, *mystic gypsy crystal ball wave of the hand*
    the answers you seek are in the url!

  30. fleurdamour says:

    That is a chipper skipper.

  31. Yo Ho Ho & a bottle of sqwerellll !

  32. BiancaD says:

    What does Carol Skwerryl the (flying?) squirrel do to unwind? Why go boating of course! In the most adorable and jauntiest of sailor’s caps, and the classiest motor….. pfffzzzzt! (cute induced brain splat)

  33. Rachael says:

    Game over. For the win!

  34. skippymom says:


  35. skippymom says:

    Yay! Love that song!

  36. fleurdamour says:

    Or in the skwurl.

  37. victoreia says:

    *stifled giggles*

  38. victoreia says:

    I always forget that sometimes the url and the page title are different………

    Sneaky, NTMTOM!

  39. Fird Birfle says:


    Adverb: “toe-curling-er”.

    Interesting, Mamabear 🙂

  40. Fird Birfle says:

    @ v: “winky-winky!!!”