No Deposit, No Return

Sorry, they’re out of “Tangy Tropical Tangerine” flavor.

They just can’t seem to keep it in stock, for some reason.

How much is that doggie in the juice aisle, Corrado Dearca?



  1. oh pobre perrito, too full a tummy to move? that’s okay I’ll nom you up from here 🙂

    and hey, stockboy, have any more of these in the back?

  2. Toe beans and nommable ears!!!! Can I have the paws Tracy?? I want one too!

  3. yes’m, happy to share

  4. whaaaat? I’m having a nice nap, out from under your feet. That’s what you want isn’t it? Can’t help it if I’m adorable and all the customers want to buy me *grins*

  5. Fird Birfle says:

    oh the cute lil’ guy !!!

    Lookit them adorable eyeses !!!

    *cuddles puppy to infinity, making silly cooing sounds,
    while tracylee and emmylee munch on his toeses*

  6. Fird Birfle says:

    WOT IN THAT WIRLD about my comment could have made it go to Mod?

    Maybe the verb which was about gobbling down les toes del perro.

  7. Fird Birfle says:

    PS: NICE hovertext & punctuation, Mike !

  8. skippymom says:

    Little pupper, your feeties look a wee bit dirty. Come with me and I will fill a basin with lovely warm water and sudses, and we will get you all cleaned up and you can have treats and then play with my kitties. Okay?

  9. 260Oakley says:

    Mmm, nectar of the dogs. My favorite.

  10. Fird Birfle says:

    eyes skippymom with a tad of cynicism, but always
    hopeful for her eventual rehabilitation as a law-abiding citizen in the American community

  11. skippymom says:

    What’s wrong with offering to wash the puppeh’s tootsies? That’s against the law? Since when is puppeh foot bathing a crime? You and what army? I know you are but what am I? My brother can beat up your brothers!

  12. Oakley, are you pun “juicing”? No one can be this clever without some help. 😉

  13. Fird Birfle says:

    wow!! Guilty conscience, much??

    I even SAID I am “hopeful for your eventual rehabilitation “!! AND I didn’t even ARREST you (yet) !!!!!

    *pats you condescendingly, but lovingly, on top of your hand*

    “There, there, skippymom!!!”

  14. Fird Birfle says:

    skippymom — if it’s at all a consolation, I just wrote you back and the Big Green Moderayshun Machine ate-up my comment
    like it was fresh guacamole. Come back later and hopefully my singing of “Please Release Me, leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
    me goooooooooooooooooooooooo”

    will annoy them enough to release my comment of 12:37 pm !!!


  15. awww this is what CO is all about…sharing…not stealing. *nom nom nom*

  16. The black and white cookie is on the wrong shelf.

  17. Oceanview says:

    Or was it puppaya juice?

  18. Fird Birfle says:


    — and it’s unpackaged.
    Isn’t that against some health regulation??

  19. skippymom says:

    This is way out there, but here you go, Fird. Years ago when I was living on Cape Cod, there was an incident at a school in which someone was injured tripping over a plate of cookies that had been left in a stairwell. The matter actually made it into the court system, as I recall, and the case of the Injury Caused By Unattended Cookies was big news for weeks.
    *realizes this story is completely irrelevant, wanders off humming tunelessly*

  20. Whatever that flavor is, ring it up and it’s MINE!

  21. skippymom says:
  22. This is not a criticism, but what people can sue for the United States never fails to amaze me.

  23. Fird Birfle says:

    skippymom I think the Relevancy of that story, was Jist Foine.

    Also I particularly enjoyed your Use of Occasional (sp?) Upper Case Letters.

    I hope that the individual who was so scarred (will that word trigger the Big Green Moderayshun Machine?) by the (spooky music here) Scary Cookies ….
    eventually received counseling, therapy and fluffy pink pillows in his/ her rehabilitation.

  24. 260Oakley says:

    Or if you’re not in the mood for juice, how about a nice, cold soda pup?

  25. 260Oakley says:

    I agree, Gigi. Frivolous lawsuits involving baked goods must be stopped. What we need is torte reform!

  26. Oceanview says:

    I’m doing a downward dog bow-wow to you, Oakley.

  27. *groan* @ Oak

  28. bob drummond says:

    Don’t you mean TART Reform ?

  29. victoreia says:

    *whistles innacently*

  30. Pawsicles!

  31. Cookies are scary when they are also….DALEKS!

  32. victoreia says:

    *whispers* You forgot the “puppeh” word is a Lounge password!

  33. Fird Birfle says:

    *headpalm* “D’OH !!!!”