No Deposit, No Return

Sorry, they’re out of “Tangy Tropical Tangerine” flavor.

They just can’t seem to keep it in stock, for some reason.


How much is that doggie in the juice aisle, Corrado Dearca?

33 comments … read them below or add one

  1. tracylee says:

    oh pobre perrito, too full a tummy to move? that’s okay I’ll nom you up from here :)

    and hey, stockboy, have any more of these in the back?

  2. ffleur says:

    whaaaat? I’m having a nice nap, out from under your feet. That’s what you want isn’t it? Can’t help it if I’m adorable and all the customers want to buy me *grins*

  3. Fird Birfle says:

    oh the cute lil’ guy !!!

    Lookit them adorable eyeses !!!

    *cuddles puppy to infinity, making silly cooing sounds,
    while tracylee and emmylee munch on his toeses*

  4. Fird Birfle says:

    WOT IN THAT WIRLD about my comment could have made it go to Mod?

    Maybe the verb which was about gobbling down les toes del perro.

  5. skippymom says:

    Little pupper, your feeties look a wee bit dirty. Come with me and I will fill a basin with lovely warm water and sudses, and we will get you all cleaned up and you can have treats and then play with my kitties. Okay?

    • Fird Birfle says:

      eyes skippymom with a tad of cynicism, but always
      hopeful for her eventual rehabilitation as a law-abiding citizen in the American community

      • skippymom says:

        What’s wrong with offering to wash the puppeh’s tootsies? That’s against the law? Since when is puppeh foot bathing a crime? You and what army? I know you are but what am I? My brother can beat up your brothers!

        • Fird Birfle says:

          wow!! Guilty conscience, much??

          I even SAID I am “hopeful for your eventual rehabilitation “!! AND I didn’t even ARREST you (yet) !!!!!

          *pats you condescendingly, but lovingly, on top of your hand*

          “There, there, skippymom!!!”

        • Fird Birfle says:

          skippymom — if it’s at all a consolation, I just wrote you back and the Big Green Moderayshun Machine ate-up my comment
          like it was fresh guacamole. Come back later and hopefully my singing of “Please Release Me, leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
          me goooooooooooooooooooooooo”

          will annoy them enough to release my comment of 12:37 pm !!!

          MWAH LUV U

  6. 260Oakley says:

    Mmm, nectar of the dogs. My favorite.

  7. Saffron says:

    The black and white cookie is on the wrong shelf.

  8. jujube says:

    Whatever that flavor is, ring it up and it’s MINE!

  9. Barbara says:

    Pawsicles!