Dark Was The Night

Our hearts were heavy as we set out from the village. Young Wulfbjørnvarr Thorhundskjalg strode ahead, his armour shining in the moonlight. We marched onward toward the dawn. I took heart as I looked around me at the mighty host of warriors, each one proud, steadfast, and clutching a lucky hedgie in their hand as if their very lives depended upon it.


Sender-inner Nora M. says this rare white hedgie-wedgiewoo, erm, hedgehog lives in Heinsburg, Germany. Photo by Horst Ossinger/European Pressphoto Agency via LA Times.

37 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Mary (the first) says:

    Wow! Quite a snowball!

  2. kar says:

    Is like the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch? Sure looks deadly.

  3. It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.

  4. Celia says:

    Look at those sharp nailios!

  5. Martha in Washington says:

    re:hovertext–Go ahead! Lob one this way! I dare ya!
    *stands ready with basket, gloves and goggles to catch flung hedgie*

  6. skippymom says:

    “each one of us afraid, each one holding a hedgehog in his hand in case, and all of us too brave to say a word”

    • dubyah1 says:

      Happy sigh. Monty Python and Dylan Thomas in the same post. CO *ROCKS*.
      And one should always keep sharp ‘edge on one’s weapon.

      • skippymom says:

        Here’s a cupcake for getting that one. And also, I saw what you did there, “sharp ‘edge” snort snort!

      • victoreia says:

        Um, will I get thrown out of the C.O. continnumumumum if I tell people I’ve never seen M.P.?

        In the meantime, I’ll be in the U.U. Library, delivering bananananas for the Librarian.

        • Fird Birfle says:

          you have NULL chance of being thrown out of anywhere, Ms. v.

          However, let me assure you that there are approx elebenty thousand M.P. punchlines referenced here daily on CO by commenters, as well as approx two posts per week which make a M.P. reference. Currently, the mama & bebbeh penguins’ storyline is a M.P. reference, every time you hear one of us reference “pining for the Fjords” or “ex-parrots”, the Cheese Shop, or saying “your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries”, those are each from different M.P. stories.

          So unf., you are not gaining the fullest possible enjoyment, of all layers of joke references at CO, w/o M. P. “pre-requisite” studies.

          Here ya go:
          http://www.denofgeek.com/tv/20051/top-5-monty-python-moments

        • “The hedgehog can never be buggered at all” !

  7. DanS says:

    The Holy Hedgehog Hand grenade.

  8. fleurdamour says:

    They do look like medieval weapons, don’t they? Just drop one down into your foe’s suit of armor for some REAL entertainment.

  9. Lewis n' Clark says:

    Ready! Aim! HEDDDDGGGGIIIIEEE!

  10. Fird Birfle says:

    aHA

    so pyrit has the Dreaded Bebbehtawk virus, jist like us civilians!!!

  11. Gigi says:

    A hedgehog in the hand is worth two in the hedge.

  12. 260Oakley says:

    White hegehog? Isn’t the correct term “alspino?”

  13. Leilani says:

    OH. MAH. GAWWWWD!!! Did you ever–EVER–see a pinker nose?!?!?

  14. ceejoe says:

    Nobody has booped yet???
    Well, let me be the first then:
    BOOP!!1!

  15. Jessy says:

    Pyrit! Love it! A traditional Norse tale by NOMTOMsdottir, I swear it!

  16. feezie says:

    Paging Alice – Alice to the croquet game please. Be sure to bring your flamingo.