Friday Haiku: Get Real

Herb likes his hair fine

Does not have time for your sass

Thank you very much.

Kylie J., Herb (Mr. Herb) the Lionhead Rabbit is going to start a new trend!


  1. A bun bun named Herb
    with awesome golden hair and perky ears
    I’m done for the day

  2. I would just like to state, for the record, that I wrote that before my coffee had kicked in this morning, and I was thinking 5 or 7 *words*, instead of *syllables*. [blushing]

  3. Fird Birfle says:

    *hugs ceejoe*

  4. Fird Birfle says:


    Now I want a goat AND a lionhead bunneh.

    Oh me oh my….whatever shall I do???

  5. First off, get a bigger apartment. :)

  6. skippymom says:

    You want a goat? Oh…I thought you just wanted goat POO! heeheeheehee

  7. skippymom says:

    If you do get a goat, it can live in my yard and you can come visit it.

  8. Fird Birfle says:

    hmmmmmmm….. (wondering about skippymom’s motives …)

  9. Hair club for rabbits
    I’m not just the president
    I’m a client, too.

  10. dubyah1 says:


  11. I’m getting hair metal flashbacks personally. I bet he beats up his emo brother.

  12. sleekityin says:

    Yeah, he looks like the Bon Jovi (circa 1980’s) of bunnehs.

  13. Saffron says:

    Blond hair…..pointed ears.
    No, I am NOT Legolas!
    My name is Haldir. :)

  14. victoreia says:


  15. kibblenibble says:

    First grade picture day.
    Styled it myself, thanks so much!
    Mom will be so proud!

  16. I am a bunny.
    No, I am David Bowie.
    Wait, I AM a bunny.

  17. Fird Birfle says:

    “It’s a floor wax AND a dessert!!!”

    The Not Ready for
    PrimeTime Players, ca. 1972

  18. wannadance says:

    a dessert topping, i saw it on SNL

  19. Sorry Mr. Herb but I can’t hepl myself. I NEED to mess-up that hair and nom nom nom those ears and beep that nose!

  20. Smallthunder says:

    Hey, talk about trend-setter — he not only did his hare (ahem) just so, but he made sure to match the carpet.
    Tragically hip … Or tragically hop? You decide.

  21. Smallthunder says:

    Or tragically hip-hop?

  22. wannadance says:

    LOL! snork…
    for the win

  23. This is Emo Bun’s father when he was younger.

  24. dubyah1 says:

    Do I see bun ears,
    Or toupéed New York weasel?
    Both! A Trump l’oreille.

  25. Bun’s got comb-over
    Much cuter than The Donald
    By the way, You’re Fired

  26. Fird Birfle says:


  27. Thanks, F.B. In appreciation, I’m sending you a crate of goatlets and lionhead bunnies. Please be home to sign for the shipment.

  28. Fird Birfle says:

    *sits by the door with a clipboard*

  29. Fleurdamour says:

    Triple cowlick bun
    Despite his own style issues
    Disapproves of you

  30. skippymom says:


  31. ashagato says:

    my fave ;)

  32. Oceanview says:

    I’m probably heading straight for the Mod Lounge, but it reminds me of the rabbit who said “I’ve just washed my thing and I can’t do a hare with it”.

  33. victoreia says:


  34. skippymom says:


  35. Fird Birfle says:


  36. wannadance says:

    love it, actually….

  37. Mary (the first) says:

    Future? Hair Model!
    Do I look like Fabio?
    No? Then.. Hare Model?

  38. Hare hair

  39. Fird Birfle says:


  40. 80s Pop Star bun?
    Kajagoogoo reunion
    Won’t need Limahl now

    (sorry if the image link doesn’t work!)

  41. dubyah1 says:

    A Flock of Seagulls
    80’s Hare Band Reunion:
    Cotton headio.

  42. fleurdamour says:

    Oh, it worked.

  43. Just been to salon
    Le Ben e FooFoo Cherie
    Do not disaprove

  44. wannadance says:

    foo foo


  45. Fleurdamour says:


  46. fleurdamour says:

    Hare in a bun.

  47. fleurdamour says:

    The higher the hare, the closer to God.

  48. fleurdamour says:

    The reception on
    The rabbit ears antenna
    Is getting fuzzy.

  49. 6rabbits says:

    Little bun Foo-Foo
    sporting a wind-blown hair-do
    disapproves of you!

  50. Very handsome hair Mr Herb.

  51. Avid 80’s glam rock bunneh followers can find @mrherbet on instagram to satisfy your bun-jovi needs!


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