Friday Haiku: Get Real

Herb likes his hair fine

Does not have time for your sass

Thank you very much.

Kylie J., Herb (Mr. Herb) the Lionhead Rabbit is going to start a new trend!


  1. A bun bun named Herb
    with awesome golden hair and perky ears
    I’m done for the day

  2. Fird Birfle says:


    Now I want a goat AND a lionhead bunneh.

    Oh me oh my….whatever shall I do???

  3. First off, get a bigger apartment. :)

  4. Hair club for rabbits
    I’m not just the president
    I’m a client, too.

  5. I’m getting hair metal flashbacks personally. I bet he beats up his emo brother.

  6. Saffron says:

    Blond hair…..pointed ears.
    No, I am NOT Legolas!
    My name is Haldir. :)

  7. kibblenibble says:

    First grade picture day.
    Styled it myself, thanks so much!
    Mom will be so proud!

  8. I am a bunny.
    No, I am David Bowie.
    Wait, I AM a bunny.

  9. Sorry Mr. Herb but I can’t hepl myself. I NEED to mess-up that hair and nom nom nom those ears and beep that nose!

  10. skippymom says:

    You want a goat? Oh…I thought you just wanted goat POO! heeheeheehee

  11. Smallthunder says:

    Hey, talk about trend-setter — he not only did his hare (ahem) just so, but he made sure to match the carpet.
    Tragically hip … Or tragically hop? You decide.

  12. Smallthunder says:

    Or tragically hip-hop?

  13. This is Emo Bun’s father when he was younger.

  14. dubyah1 says:


  15. dubyah1 says:

    Do I see bun ears,
    Or toupéed New York weasel?
    Both! A Trump l’oreille.

  16. Bun’s got comb-over
    Much cuter than The Donald
    By the way, You’re Fired

  17. Oceanview says:

    I’m probably heading straight for the Mod Lounge, but it reminds me of the rabbit who said “I’ve just washed my thing and I can’t do a hare with it”.

  18. victoreia says:


  19. victoreia says:


  20. Fleurdamour says:

    Triple cowlick bun
    Despite his own style issues
    Disapproves of you

  21. skippymom says:


  22. Mary (the first) says:

    Future? Hair Model!
    Do I look like Fabio?
    No? Then.. Hare Model?

  23. sleekityin says:

    Yeah, he looks like the Bon Jovi (circa 1980’s) of bunnehs.

  24. skippymom says:


  25. Hare hair

  26. skippymom says:

    If you do get a goat, it can live in my yard and you can come visit it.

  27. 80s Pop Star bun?
    Kajagoogoo reunion
    Won’t need Limahl now

    (sorry if the image link doesn’t work!)

  28. Fird Birfle says:

    “It’s a floor wax AND a dessert!!!”

    The Not Ready for
    PrimeTime Players, ca. 1972

  29. Fird Birfle says:


  30. Fird Birfle says:


  31. Fird Birfle says:


  32. Thanks, F.B. In appreciation, I’m sending you a crate of goatlets and lionhead bunnies. Please be home to sign for the shipment.

  33. I would just like to state, for the record, that I wrote that before my coffee had kicked in this morning, and I was thinking 5 or 7 *words*, instead of *syllables*. [blushing]

  34. Just been to salon
    Le Ben e FooFoo Cherie
    Do not disaprove

  35. Fleurdamour says:


  36. fleurdamour says:

    The reception on
    The rabbit ears antenna
    Is getting fuzzy.

  37. fleurdamour says:

    Oh, it worked.

  38. fleurdamour says:

    Hare in a bun.

  39. fleurdamour says:

    The higher the hare, the closer to God.

  40. dubyah1 says:

    A Flock of Seagulls
    80’s Hare Band Reunion:
    Cotton headio.

  41. 6rabbits says:

    Little bun Foo-Foo
    sporting a wind-blown hair-do
    disapproves of you!

  42. Very handsome hair Mr Herb.

  43. Fird Birfle says:

    *sits by the door with a clipboard*

  44. Fird Birfle says:

    hmmmmmmm….. (wondering about skippymom’s motives …)

  45. Fird Birfle says:

    *hugs ceejoe*

  46. wannadance says:

    a dessert topping, i saw it on SNL

  47. wannadance says:

    LOL! snork…
    for the win

  48. wannadance says:

    love it, actually….

  49. wannadance says:

    foo foo


  50. Avid 80’s glam rock bunneh followers can find @mrherbet on instagram to satisfy your bun-jovi needs!

  51. ashagato says:

    my fave ;)


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