He’s Not Here

Sorry, Mr. Schnozzlewozzle is out of the office on important business this afternoon. Would you like to leave a message?

Toby has awesome work habits, Sarah L.



  1. snoopysnake says:

    Ooh – I’m jealous!

  2. No kidding. Monday morning and I’m back at work. 😦

  3. Saffron says:

    I think this is from a long lost scene of Miami Vice where Crockett, Tubbs and a doggeh chase a kibble thief across the Keys.

  4. Permission to come aboard sir?

  5. Wookie on a boat?

  6. That’s the picture of pure bliss

  7. tagatha says:

    Toby looks very… aerodynamic.

  8. Fird Birfle says:

    moi aussi.

    Of his activities, and of his Beautiful Wind-tossed Hair.

  9. Fird Birfle says:

    He’s much prettier than Wookie, I think…. uh…in a MACHO way, of course 🙂

  10. Now THAT’S a salty dog! arrrrg matey !
    (I Know, it looks like a lake but fresh water dog just doesn’t have the same ring to it)

  11. Theresa says:


  12. Theresa says:

    PS I highly recommend Mr Schnozzlewozzle’s work habits. When I was in grad school, I had a computer center help desk job, and it was a bad time for the system– crashes several times a week. People would get chiroptera-droppings crazy, and I would say, “Hey, the universe just gave you a gift. Go take a long lunch.” Really, you would think that people thought that stress and deadlines were good for them or something. 🙄

  13. Theresa says:

    Jeez, I just did contortionist language stunts to stay out of moderation, and yet here I am. Bagels?

  14. You, ma’am, owe me one new keyboard…

  15. Theresa says:

    We aims to please :mrgreen:

  16. @Pyrit! I’m impressed! Is THAT how you spell “Schnozzlewozzle”?! I was wondering!! Best name of the year, I think!!

  17. Fird Birfle says:

    Here ya go, T

  18. Theresa says:

    And since I’m STILL in mod, I will have to eat every one of those.

  19. When I saw that spray by the tail, I think that we were all thinking the same thing.