Thanks for the weather, Biff. Now the local headlines.
Spectacular back-to-back super moon and solar eclipse enthrall thousands!
In other news, police are baffled by recent spate of widespread disorderly behaviour.
Our cuteporter is on the scene:
Because I’m bad, I’m bad…
You know it, (really, really bad)
Yes, I’m bad, I’m bad,
Come on, you know I’m bad,
Really, really bad,
Yes, I’m bad, bad, bad.
Bad, bad, really bad,
And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again, Who’s Bad . . , Mary L.?