Tattle Tale of Two Pups

One day Puptot and Pupteen were playing outside when Puptot said, “Time out! I have an itch!”

Puptot scratched the itch, “Ugh. I can’t reach it! Will you scratch my back, Pupteen?”

So Pupteen thought, “Ah, it’s such a nice day. I think I’ll tease Puptot.”

“You have an itch? UH OH. You know what that means. Mom’s gonna give you a bath! And shave you! And put stinky lotion on you!”

(“Heh, heh, heh”)


Luckily, Mom was nearby, and being loving and wise like good Moms everywhere she said, “Oh dear. I’m so glad you told me. Looks like I will have to give you a bath and shave you and put goo on you and dip you in sugar and pop you in my mouf and eat you right up!”

We’ll scratch your back if you scratch ours, pauxcide.



  1. dubyah1 says:

    ‘ . . . and THAT’s where we get Puptarts! The end.’

  2. Casey Dia says:

    are those klee kai?

  3. PUFFY LIL POOCHES!!!!…so floofy 🙂

  4. must…be…held….

  5. Puptot (giggle)

  6. Does that puppy have like, one adorable pink toesie?

  7. Malle Babbe says:

    I’ll just nibble on one toe-bean; I have to save room for dinner

  8. only one? That means I GET THE REST
    muahahahaha !

  9. I call the lone pink one in the last pic!

  10. @tracylee…not the earsies?? I would’ve figured you would’ve nommed the ears first.

  11. tracylee says:

    Dang, you’re right… those are some cute earsies… I’ll get those too *ommnomnom*

  12. Mary (the first) says:

    YES! My first thought also. One pink toe!! * sigh *

  13. If so, one would be a wee klee kai.

  14. bookmonstercats says:

    Pass the Hello Kitty Duct Tape so I can I tape my asploded head back together

  15. Excellent. 😀

  16. Catwhisperer says:

    Genius post title, Pyrit! (And you obvy have older sibs, am I right?)

  17. skippymom says:

    We’re having a duct tape workshop here this afternoon; I could ask the kids to make a bandage for you if you can wait a couple of hours.

  18. skippymom says:

    and, yes, we do have Hello Kitty

  19. so chubby!!! and so innocent.

  20. I love Puptot and Pupteen.

  21. lds7yrs says:

    But Pupteen can be so mean!

  22. But deep down Pupteen loves Puptot, I’m sure. Pupteen would surely defend Puptot against any real threat!

  23. noellesbootcutkittenpants says:

    When I was a little’un, my big brother (8 years older) used to tease me incessantly, and my mom would say “He wouldn’t tease you if he didn’t love you.” Finally it occurred to me to reply, “I wish he didn’t love me so much!”

  24. Here’s that puppy all grown up! 🙂