Bigfoot Sighting

From the Moors of Scotland to the Chattawoogawassee Swamps of Arkansas, history is full of tales of strange beasts lurking at the edges of our perception. CO believes the time has come to welcome them, befriend them, and then most importantly, scream and run away!


It wuz all hairy with big feet and clarws! We ain’t never seen nuthin’ like it before, Josh N.!

Comments

  1. Once a Fish says:

    Hovertext FTW!

  2. Looks more like a zombie to me! A very cute, non-rotting-appendages-falling-off kind of zombie . . .

  3. RAAAAAAWRRRR!!! I are feerce BIG……. um…….LITTLEFOOT!!! :evil:

  4. Saffron says:

    Who knew Bigfoot had such nommable toe beans????

  5. Mary (the first) says:

    I did.

  6. AAIIEEEEEE!!!!

    *runs away*

  7. 260Oakley says:

    Catsquatch

  8. skippymom says:

    I would like to stuff those paws in my mouth, but those little pointy ends look pretty sharp. Maybe I could sneak up, very gently trim the claws, and then eat the paws?

  9. wuyizidi says:

    My cat does this all the time, reach out with paw, claws splaying. It looks like a baseball glove with fishhooks at the end. It’s that sharp. Especially when they’re young too, those claws are like hypodermic needles.

  10. It’s the Abonomable Snow Beast, I mean look how furry and nomable his paws are!

  11. I would so pay to see Marty Feldman and a Lolrus costume!! :lol:

  12. jennimil says:

    That’s so cute it’s overwhelming. Those beasts are scary to befriend…especially since I feel like I can’t befriend anyone. IT’S TOO MUCH.

  13. Catsquatch says:

    You rang?

  14. Catsquatch says:

    Man, I keep tellin them kids not to play too close to that camera, but they just dont seem to understand that we are spozed to look like blobsquatches…..

  15. 260Oakley says:

    Oooh, are your paws as terrifying as that wee beastie’s?

  16. skippymom says:

    I think kitten is also saying “My webbing. Let me show you it.”

  17. Tuxedo toe beans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!nom nomnomnom !!!

  18. Fird Birfle says:

    eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!

    ME SO SCAIWED !!!

    Signed,
    Scaredycat

  19. skippymom says:

    *loud playground teasing singsong*
    LESLIE IS A SISSY! LESLIE IS A SISSY!

  20. Theresa says:
  21. Fird Birfle says:

    yup. AH SHORE AM.

    *pouts mildly, but only to obtain more attention*

  22. Fird Birfle says:

    wow Theresa that
    might be your bestest interrelated connected thinggie, yet.

  23. This is my foster kitty! Here’s another pic of her http://i.imgur.com/EWTzv.jpg

  24. Fird Birfle says:

    Esta muy prettiful, josh :)

  25. Theresa says:

    We aims to please. :mrgreen:

  26. Theresa says:

    What a cutie patootie!

  27. it’s Josh again, y’all! I think this guy LIVES in Cuteville. Surrounded by tiny puppehs, sloths, and kittens.

  28. :)

  29. Too funny………

  30. I screamed, I awwed………..I’m sorry …… I just can’t run away (unless she comes wiff me!)

  31. Please note the Black Spot of Death, as well … very medieval-beastie of him/her/it/squatch.

  32. And WHERE are our grammar police with comments re: the “most importantly”? I know, I know, another one that has gained ground as common usage, but still. Sigh.

  33. Catsquatch says:

    Even moreso. Those are my kids.

  34. Catsquatch says:

    I know huh ;)

  35. Catsquatch says:

    “And WHERE are our grammar police ”
    Um, that would be you ;)

  36. Theresa says:
  37. Josh, the unbearable cuteness of this being!!! Downright painful because I cannot smooch that uplifted pawsie or nibble on the earsies.

  38. lds7yrs says:

    I just had to add…

    “STRAAAIAIAIAIAIAIAICH”

    That is all.

  39. Boy are you in for trouble Josh !! I got all five of my kids used to that belly up position as kittens.. Now that they’re full grown all will allow me to still do it when they’re “in the mood”. But I have two that insist no matter what I’m doing that I cease & desist any & all activity I’m in the middle of to rub their bellehs. It’s still cute as all get out except for the fact that if I’m sitting down & I tell them “not now baby mommy’s in the middle of something important” they stick their claws into my legs so I can’t lift them off before they assume the belleh up position . If it was a once in a while thing it would be no problem but when it’s EVERY SINGLE TIME I sit down ….
    Well, let’s just say you learn to live with little red pin pricks on your legs. After all how often do you get cats er…kids that insist on being held like a little baby & making air biscuits while you rub them from stem to stern ?

  40. dubyah1 says:

    OOoooh! Request for ‘straaaiaiaiaiaiaich’ tag, please?

  41. victoreia says:

    TOEBEANSTOEBEANSTOEBEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

    *tries in vain to act “like a grown-up”*

  42. Saffron says:

    :D

  43. Foxy101 says:

    Ahhhh!!!!! It’s a leetle footsehz… (tries not to laugh) I mean, a big, scary, atrocious monsterrrr…. (giggle)

  44. Hahaha I don’t know why, but that just totally tickled me

  45. Yes, take advantage of it! I’ve never been able to get Moose to lay in my arms belly-up. Well ok, once, but she was practically comatose after being scared at the vet, so it doesn’t count. Although, she still does love her tummy rubs, but never at my command, only hers

  46. “…and my son threw a tomater at it!” (Insert picture of man with a few missing teeth.)

  47. fleurdamour says:

    Pawsqratch

  48. Robin Kiesel says:

    I hate to correct you, but the actual spelling is hypodemic nerdles. Thank you :]

  49. noellesbootcutkittenpants says:

    No way to see hovertext when reading on a Kindle. :(

  50. Eeek, the cute, needle-like claws. I can just imagine snorgling it and going ouch, ouch, ouch every 15 seconds.

  51. victoreia says:

    :D

  52. victoreia says:

    I wonder if that’s a girl thing. Neither Tabby (RIP) or Ezri like “mommy-initiated” tummy rubs, but Kyuri doesn’t care who rubs his tummy or when.

  53. I think it a cat by cat thing Victoria, I have one boy & one girl that demand belleh rubs.

  54. dubyah1 says:

    . . . We thought is was just our imagination. But when we got home and got out of the car, we found . . . a kitten with a single black toe bean! No oo ooo ooooo!

  55. Wow look at those claws!
    Bella and DiDi

  56. “Gimmmeeeeeeee cudddddddle!”

  57. Theresa says:

    “Baseball gloves with fishhooks on the end.” HAW!!

    Plus: It should be “herpoderpic nerdles.” :P

  58. Theresa says:

    Where are your grammar police NOW??? :P

  59. rooanne says:

    Cute – but deadly!!

  60. Ali-Baba says:

    Acksually, it’s “hermeticer nerfherders” ;-)

  61. With Moses?

  62. victoreia says:

    *looks again* Hey! There’s another set of earses back there!

  63. toes thorns

  64. Jimbeaux says:

    We don’t have extra attention, but we do have kittens. Will those suffice?

  65. Fird Birfle says:

    Yes, thanks. Do you have any ginger-flavored ones??

  66. Theresa says:

    Wait a derp minute thar. I’m sure it should be “pointerrific eyegergers.”

  67. Theresa says:

    Yeah, I think you’re right.

  68. Fird Birfle says:

    d’awww!!!

    WE KNOW who’s in charge, in THIS scenario, eh, Theresa??? ;)

    (also: “Matchingks” !!!)

  69. sleekityin says:

    Methinks tuxie toes is dreaming of zebra on the plains.

  70. TINEE TUXEE!

  71. AWW :D A big stretch for such a tiny kitten :D

  72. Fird Birfle says:

    *tries to imagine a new verse
    to the song “Home, home on the range… where the zebra and the antelope plaaaaaaaaaaaaaay….”*

  73. Lots o’ pink! Just sayin’.

  74. sleekityin says:

    :) “….Where the air is so pure,
    The catnip so free,
    The breezes so balmy and light,
    That he would not exchange his home on the range,
    For all of the tuna so bright.”

  75. Fird Birfle says:

    wow :)

    WELL-DONE !!!!

    *Standing O*

  76. Looks like a perfect little moo cat!

  77. sleekityin says:

    :) :) Ta muchly.

  78. I want that kitten! It looks just like my recently departed Mr. Stieglitz (rip)

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