I’m such a happy llama; don’t need none of your drama
I’ve got the cutest smile from here to Yokohama
If you’ve got major trauma, like a rip in your pajama,
Just gaze into my happy face until you’re feeling warma.
For a photo with such class, we give thanks to tintedglass.
AWWW!!!!!!
I wish that I had ever in my life felt as happy as this guy looks.
“The one ‘l’ lama, he’s a priest;
The two ‘ll’ lama, he’s a beast.
But I’ll bet a silk pajama
You’ve never seen a three ‘lll’ lama.”
(can’t remember author’s name, but this fits the bill…er, schnozz)
It was Ogden Nash (Wikipedia says)
I think this lama
Has attained Nirvana
Following up the Ogden Nash, someone once quipped that a three lll lama is a heck of a big fire.
GROAN!
1. Hovertext!
2. Don’t tell me that this here llama
Ain’t the cutest thing in Grand Bahama,
I always uses prefect gramma’,
and ends all my clauses with a comma.
I know more history than
Simon Schama
And I;m chiller than the Dalai Lama.
A Simon Schama shout-out! Respect.
I’m hearing this as read by Robin Williams……
Ogden Nash got nuttin’ on NTMTOM! I felt wama even before I saw said llama.
I second that!
it is an alpaca
I know this for a facta
much cuter than a llama
and usually much calma.
Go on! [aco!]
Aren’t you glad I didn’t say vicuna?
YES! This ^
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where’s he going for shwarama? Coolege Corner?
sorry, my . you know, mt auburn st towards arlington st?
Same place as the Avengers, of course.
nary, rdsox fans go to watertown!
Oh you Pesky Poles!
Not sure why but In the world of imagination all llamas wear pearl necklaces and reading glasses.
giggle.
Actually, Gigi, it’s funny you should mention that, because I have always imagined you as wearing a pearl necklace and reading glasses.
I do love to wear my pearls but my glasses have bifocal lenses.
Not just any reading glasses – lorgnettes.
Maid bien sur. Or pince-nez.
Mais. Not maid. But you knew that.
Can I go home now?
You may.
Wait a minute, everybody knows that I am the one around here with the lorgnette.
And the pompoms.
OO-
Pompoms, not tassels.
How do you hold them all at the same time?
Okay, NOMTOM, let’s see you do this with ALPACA! Or cria, the term for babies of both species. I loves the camelids.
Blissssssssss. Ohm.
this is so necessary:
Um, I think I feel a seizure coming on.
OMG !!!!!!!!!!!! I SOOOO have to give this most treacherous ear worm to all my FBook friends !!!!!!!!! My sister is going to hate me !!!! (Insert evil chuckle here)
This is gonna be FUN !!!!!!!!!
she’s pretty and a supa yakka
fur’s so soft gotta cut her some slack-a
a lovely tawny smilin’ alpaca
ummmmm – so true that it’s easier to rhyme using “llama”
S/he IS an alpaca, though – no “parenthesis ears”
Seriously, this is the best thing I’ve seen or will see all week. (Photo AND NTMTOM’s opus.)
What if you’re more into donner kebobs?
Mike, you’re obviously an inspiration. Love the posts guys!
OMG the hovertext killed me! And I’m so very glad to see someone linked the Llama song.
Just cracked up my nephew by rapping out that poem. First time he’s deigned to look at anything cute!
I have nothing clever or rappy to say. Just a heartfelt BOOP!!!!
“er — “
Llamas blancas!!!
(sorry..could not find a version without ad at beginning..)
Looks like the ad did not come over with the link. Bueno!
The Moose lobbyists are not happy with this.
to kar:
Do you mean, these guys??
Monti Python ik den Holie Grailen
Roten nik Akten Di
Wik
Also wik
Also also wik
Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ?
See the loveli lakes
The wonderful telephone system
And mani interesting furry animals
Including the majestic moose
A moose once bit my sister…
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an
Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies:
“The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist”,
“Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”…
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti…
—————
Moose Trained by Yutte Hermsgervordenbroti
Special Moose Effects Olaf Prot
Moose Costumes Siggi Churchill
Moose choerographed by Horst Prot III
Miss Taylor’s Mooses by Hengst Douglas-Home
Moose trained to mix concrete and
sign complicated insurance forms by Jurgan Wigg
Mooses noses wiped by Bjorn Irkestom-Slater
Large moose on the left hand side
of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough
grounding in Latin, French, and ‘O’ level geography by Bo Benn
Suggestive poses for the moose
suggested by Vic Rotter
Antler-care by Liv Thatcher
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The remainder includes many references to llamas, but you should have no
trouble making it all out.
For kar ein Fird: Kredits for Monti Python ik den Holie Grailen
And maini interesting furry animals, along with Reg Llama of Brixton
VAY 2 GO FIRDIE , I yust loff et ! Verstein Sie ?
( don’t try 2 figure this out !)
mooostly da, ich verstehe es !!!
This is the cutest little poem ever (and I love the punchline, too).
Word.
This is the last thing you see before getting a face full of llama spit. They’re know for shooting out mouthfuls of devastating spit: