For anyone wanting to be a part of the Glorious New Sensation like these folks, just enroll in the CO School of Vaudeville. See the enclosed brochure and just mail $750.00 in a USPS money order to me in Fla.
*runs to front door, looks at door step*
Nope, no cutie-patootie kitty there.
*runs to back door, looks at door step*
Not here either! What is wrong with my doorsteps?!?
Hmmm…..I think I’ll just sweep this area here, and ensure the door step is safe. And I’ll just use this interestingly-colored brick as a paper-weight for my office…… *shifty eyes*
Same here, ash If I saw a kitty like that on my doorstep, she would be snatched up and brought inside before going to the vet for a check-up So would the mommy cat if she is friendly enough to let me take her to the vet along with her kittens
CALICOCALICOCALICOCALICOCALICOasplode
did you check out the calico lobster in the news today? it’s like a near impossible being or something. odds of a calico lobster are huge.
She’s adorable! I mean… That doorstep is adorable!
So very tiny and sweet. Come home with me, little one? I’ll protect you from the big bad world.
I wouldn’t think CO would stoop so low.
*GROAN*
I shouldn’t be surprised that you did…stoop so low, that is.
golf clap
Yes, they’re in a real jamb now.
Just another step on a slippery slope.
For anyone wanting to be a part of the Glorious New Sensation like these folks, just enroll in the CO School of Vaudeville. See the enclosed brochure and just mail $750.00 in a USPS money order to me in Fla.
*shifty eyes*
http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/bobhope/images/vaudeville.jpg
Play me off, Johnny!
What a sweet little meowrsel.
Aww! I hope this little calico morsel has a good home to go to…
Me too! I thought the same thing when I saw his poor little dirty feet….somebody take that baby home and love him up!
I prefer to think those are spotty feets.
Sorry, but they look like dirty feetsies to me. I also hope she has someone taking care of her!
I thought the same exact thing. Please tell me she’s not a little homeless kitten on the streets trying to survive.
Rusty kitty!
*runs to front door, looks at door step*
Nope, no cutie-patootie kitty there.
*runs to back door, looks at door step*
Not here either! What is wrong with my doorsteps?!?
“And if I close my eyes, no one can see me.”
Oops, just noticed the hovertext … great minds I guess!
Hmmm…..I think I’ll just sweep this area here, and ensure the door step is safe. And I’ll just use this interestingly-colored brick as a paper-weight for my office…… *shifty eyes*
This clearly belongs . . . down the front of my shirt!!!! *gets into Alfa Romeo and roars away*
*jumps in Fiat, pulls alongside Theresa, reaches–um no never mind*
*snicker*
You Italian car could not possibly overtake my Italian car. VROOOOOOOM!
Holy Macaroni! *watches epic chase*
*cues the band to play chase-music*
Neal says kitty is a stray but her mother is nearby. So only half sad.
aww i hope they help the kittehs. specially that morsel of a baby.
Same here, ash
If I saw a kitty like that on my doorstep, she would be snatched up and brought inside before going to the vet for a check-up 
So would the mommy cat if she is friendly enough to let me take her to the vet along with her kittens 
Even with the best of intentions, something tells me that you’d need an urban swat team to catch that little monkey. Or a case of tuna fish.
Well… That’s something! I’m sure that feral kitties can live good lives, too, but definitely better to have a mama to look after you…
Cheshire kitteh
And don’t you mean “Purrban Cameowflage?”
Why is my doorstep meowing?
MARTY WINS THA INNERNETS
That kitteh needs a HUG. Poor lettle one. {{{{{{kitteh}}}}}}
Cute fuzzy doorstop there.
Aww. Looks kind of like my torbie Tiberia did when she was a wee one.
Another candidate for Cutest Kitten evahr.
*love*
The Cat Sat on the Mat. (Until she was cuddled, fed tuna, and placed on a velvet cushion.)
verreh verreh nice. A+ for your Final Grade.
*makes grabby hands* Teeny Tinee Tabbee (calico)!
She has an M on her forehead, that counts as TABBEE!