Time to Build an Ark! Ark! Ark!

(riiing, riiing) Hello, City Water. Yes, maam we are aware of the problem. There was a broken water pipe. One of our main seals burst.


Ant, you’re going to be swamped all day.

43 comments … read them below or add one

  1. kibblenibble says:

    Blorpy! Does this water make me look fat?

  2. Angel says:

    BLORP, definition of

  3. Mary (the first) says:

    Yep. That’s supreme blorpiness, for sure!

  4. gail pierson (bunny) says:

    Am I an apple or pear shape? :) Adorable cuteness!

  5. Gigi says:

    It’s all an optical illusion, the water adds 50 pounds!
    Really! I’m actually super model thin!

  6. silentk says:

    BLORP is the exact noise that little guy made when he jumped into the water head first. I can hear it now!

  7. Saffron says:

    Spherical blorp.

  8. Fird Birfle says:

    Beep on tha snoutie-poo !!!

    (hee: “main seals burst” = :) )

    • Queen of Dork says:

      I’m still having the problem where I can’t comment unless I reply to somebody else. So anyway, I’d just like to say:

      Blorp. (gulpness). Blorp. Bleerp. burp. (excuse me) Bllooorp. Blerp! Blorp. Blorp. Blerp. (Bleep!) Blorp. Blargh. Blaurgh! Blorp. Blorp.

  9. Gizmo says:

    … but they told me eating fish would melt off those pounds!

  10. sugitomo says:

    Blorpy is ready for some water aerobics!

  11. Oceanview says:

    OK, this one gets my seal of approval.

  12. Casey says:

    It looks like a buoy.

  13. SlaveToCat says:

    “Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down”

    I miss my weebles.

  14. flutterby says:

    LOL Pyrit!! Actually, he looks like Bob to me….

  15. gryt says:

    But is she standing on tippytoes yet?

  16. tagatha says:

    That is the most adorable blorp I’ve ever seen! (At least today.)

  17. Ayaa says:

    He looks like the Raddish (Or was it Turnip) spirit from Spirited Away!

  18. BabyOpossum says:

    Love the title of this post. :)

  19. victoreia says:

    Are we sure that’s not a new type of water buoy?

  20. Jimbeaux says:

    Oh my! I so wanna go swimmin’ with this guy! (Not just because he’s completely adorable, but because he’d make me look thinner by comparison!)

  21. Kar says:

    Look ma! I can touch the bottom!

  22. januaryfarmer says:

    But she has such a pretty face…

  23. sleekityin says:

    Caution all vessels! Blorp-berg sighted at 47 degrees north, 125 degrees west.

  24. leathel says:

    adorable!!! Never seen one hold that still befor

  25. Theresa says:

    Mmmmm. Buoyant!

  26. Ant says:

    Yep, AQFL got swamped all day. ;)

  27. AlyInSebby says:

    “So I’m STANDING there, minding my own bidness when…”

  28. Homer Mariner says:

    Aside from the fact that sea lions (not seals) are the ones that make so many barking noises, this guy is supremely blorpular. Let’s keep our Pinnipeds separate from our Otariids. Cute and science together is an unbeatable combo!

  29. Sabby G says:

    I snort every time I come across this picture… I think this alone would have had me following this blog. Such squishiness!

  30. Ermine says:

    All I have to say is: Blooooooooorp

  31. Gail White says:

    What you get when you blow a seal.

  32. Lerrinus says:

    Pipe down, lady, I’m drinkin’ as fast as I can!