Perhaps you are using me as a guinea pig for safety testing? With the help of this carrot, I will get to the root of the problem. In the meantime, know that you’re skateboarding on thin ice.
Perhaps you are using me as a guinea pig for safety testing? With the help of this carrot, I shall get to the root of the problem. In the meantime, know that you are skateboarding on thin ice.
I have original Tab (read: can-flavored) and not the new fangled diet sodas…
Accompanying that will be a Swanson fried chicken dinner with the apple dessert. It will take 25 minutes in the oven. I will make every effort to ensure that no peas and carrots get in the mashed potatoes!
A couple of years ago I packed up two of my guinea pigs in a shoe box and tied it to the skateboard which I tied to a rope. I pulled them up and down the street. This reminded me of that!
As a long-time guinea pig fan – that is RIDICULOUSLY adorable.
Let’s talk some safety:
Shouldn’t I wear a helmet?
Don’t you carrot all?
Very, very funny
That should be “very, very punny”!
* groan *
Nicely done.
Perhaps you are using me as a guinea pig for safety testing? With the help of this carrot, I will get to the root of the problem. In the meantime, know that you’re skateboarding on thin ice.
Perhaps you are using me as a guinea pig for safety testing? With the help of this carrot, I shall get to the root of the problem. In the meantime, know that you are skateboarding on thin ice.
I thought this was one of the funniest things ever on your site! Phyllis Rutigliano
I thought this was one of the one of the most funny posts ever!
Tee.
Also: hee.
Signed,
Giggle
Guinea’ing the cube:
Poppin’ a hamster wheelie.
All carrot, no stick.
Chairman of the board
Sez “It takes a big pig to
Eat a small carrot.”
To get on the board
Peegs require a carrot
Else we’re out-a-here
“Leaps” or “leeps”?
Hey, you, look at me
Hotdogging for the public
I’m a total ham
El Senor Cuy
Too cool for school in those shades
Stay outta Peru…
:-/
Having traveled to Peru and sampled the Incan delicacy cuy, I am both cringing with shame and laughing out loud at your haiku. Well done.
Oh, just got that! * clap *
Sent to Mod Lounge. Has anyone stocked the fridge with Tab cola?
Dewd, it’s Friday after lunch. Add a dash of Diet Coke to my bourbon, will you? Or maybe Cherry Coke to bring out the cherry notes of the bourbon?
I have original Tab (read: can-flavored) and not the new fangled diet sodas…
Accompanying that will be a Swanson fried chicken dinner with the apple dessert. It will take 25 minutes in the oven. I will make every effort to ensure that no peas and carrots get in the mashed potatoes!
Little skater peeg
An endless summer
Yo! Kawabunga dude.
A skateboarding peeg
Now I’ve seen everything
Love those ’80s shades
G Peeg is the Champ.
The best skateboarder ever!
Ha ha, Tony Hawk.
Pig on a skateboard
Vs. pig in a blanket?
I’ll take the board, thanks!
A couple of years ago I packed up two of my guinea pigs in a shoe box and tied it to the skateboard which I tied to a rope. I pulled them up and down the street. This reminded me of that!
now THAT is weird…did you poke air holes?
Early summer warmth
Brings pigs on radical decks.
Shred, grind, ollie, SQUEE.
They’re called hamster balls
because the poor leetle peegs
can’t ever use them
(Guinea pigs’ spines can’t bend that way. Thought that I’d inform you.)
That guinea pig looks like a giant peanut.