I’m Such a Birdbrain at this Game

(Hmm, he countered with the Sumatran Sacrifice; I wasn’t expecting that. I should respond with Kaplopsky’s Flying Feint, but that will expose my little horsie guy…)


Check and mate, striatic.

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  1. Don’t worry little bird, i’m terrible at checkers too.

  2. A says:

    You just know that two seconds later the pieces are all over the place and the bird is chewing on one :)

    Cute Overload needs more cute birdie pictures like this that don’t involve them physically interacting with predators!

  3. Gigi says:

    Birdy Fisher contemplating his next move.

  4. ceejoe says:

    Taunting me with cute birds again! [shaking fist in air]

    Also, lovely color contrasts!

  5. gizmo says:

    Chick and mate!

  6. Fird Birfle says:

    “little horsie guy” = :)

  7. Rachael says:

    My first thought was, “Why is there a banana posed next to a chess board?” A banana???

  8. dubyah1 says:

    Totally pwning that rook.

  9. bruceo says:

    Stupid bird set up the board wrong. Sheesh.

  10. mtkees says:

    Go for it birdie! I can’t tell you how many matches I’ve won with the Kaplopsky’s Flying Feint. No, really, I can’t. :)

  11. Alissa says:

    OMG, BUDGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a beautiful one too! I love birdz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More birdz, more more more!!!!!

    **takes a moment to reclaim diginity**

    ahem, also bird fact: the favorite activity of most budgies is knocking things over. Mine like to knock stuff off of high ledges so there is breakage. This yellow guy looks like he is thinking about causing some damage :)

    • skippymom says:

      My Jim liked to eat books. I still have several books with lots of tiny bite-holes in the page corners.

      • TheShazz says:

        Funny, my rabbit does that as well skippymom. I can’t tell you how much prose my buns have nibbled!

        • Alissa says:

          Ha! I try to distract my birdies with disposable shredables (like newspaper and paper towel tubes) so they avoid nibbling on the important stuff like books and woodwork (sadly they still spend a lot of time making tiny chips in my closet door and desk).

          I wasn’t as clever growing up though, I had a cockatiel in high school that literally ate my homework, albeit not enough to prevent turning stuff in :) .

          I don’t know why everyone thinks cats are the masters of mischief/evil, my vote is for birds.

        • Fird Birfle says:

          To TheShazz & skippymom :) :

          Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. ~Francis Bacon

          http://www.quotegarden.com/books.html

        • warrior rabbit says:

          I always say my rabbits are well-read.

      • Theresa says:

        SPECKLED JIM?

        • Jean says:

          Theresa, I forgot all about the budgie and spent the last hour watching Blackadder and Fry & Laurie – the dual at dawn and the choice of weapons – hilarious. Thank you.

      • Iva Uridel says:

        M budgie also likes to “hole punch” books!

    • Theresa says:

      I thought the favorite activity of budgies was, erm, courting, erm, inappropriate objects. Like this budgie looks to me like he’s giving the white king the eye. ;)

      • skippymom says:

        8O

      • Alissa says:

        Very true Theresa for *male* budgies, luckily the ladies got a bit more self control and intelligence ;)

        I have always found my female birds to be smarter than the boys, but male budgies are awfully sweet and cuddly, if you can get over the, er, “courting”

        • skippymom says:

          Funny, I don’t remember Jim doing any dirty stuff like you guys seem to be suggesting.

          • Alissa says:

            Well courting could mean you know… for real “courting” stuff or simply some male birds like to regurgitate on everything as means of wooing things, like their reflections, their favorite toys, etc. Upon occasion when my Petrie is feeling loving, he tries to offer me some already digested seeds (it would be really cute if it wasn’t also kinda disgusting).

          • Fird Birfle says:

            8-O
            So…what I’m getting outta this, is that if a male budgie takes an interest in me, he might be *cute* but … he’s not the type that I wanna take home to meet my mother….

          • Theresa says:

            Yes! They’re tiny Rick Jameses! He’s a very freaky bird, the kind you don’t take home to mother. :P

          • Fird Birfle says:

            *giggle*

  12. Fird Birfle says:

    *ahem*

    CHESS, not checkaires ….

    *eyeroll*

    • Emmylee says:

      *shakes her head and laughs at Firdie*

      Well…the banana…pear…bird…whatever the cute creature is (And YES I know its a budgie…) would outsmart me in chess any day. I still have yet to learn. Perhaps he/she will teach me?

      • Fird Birfle says:

        Myself, Ah “doan know nuttin’ ’bout” chess
        except whut them pieces look lahk …

    • victoreia says:

      *blink* There’s a difference?

      Signed,

      I’m a CARD player, dangit!

  13. Kari Callin says:

    Cat to mouse 4….. Chirpmate!

  14. sleekityin says:

    Budgie takes rook.

  15. redvelvetrose says:

    That how I play chess too… by knocking the pieces over and going home.

    I’m also trying to think of a rook/bird joke and it’s just not coming to me. Obviously, my brain is already over at C2E2 despite my body being at work.

  16. Murph says:

    Is your Bishop a Budgie?

  17. Iva Uridel says:

    OMG! that is SOOO cute! I LOVE budgies!