Since no Easter would be complete without a visit from the Easter Porcupine, here again is Teddy Bear, filmed by his ever-present nemesis, Velma Snackgrabber, wishing someone would get these stupid ears off me everyone a happy Easter.
I’ll Hippity-Hoppity You, Lady
April 6, 2012 By
Velma Snackgrabber…
BWAHAHAHA
Hi Friend!!!! LoL, gotta love teddy bear (=
when I saw that name and the crossed-out text, I knew
it was (probably) a NTM Easter Special!!!
No holiday would be complete without a message from Teddy Bear. So nice to hear from you in your lovely headdress. Waiting for the translation….can’t wait!! Happy E.
Who knew a porcupine could be such a bundle of joy.
Happy Easter, Teddy Bunny! *mwah*
Be still my prickly heart!
I’m still waiting for the video where Teddy goes on a quill-filled rampage at the perky-voiced lady for getting into his face while he’s trying to eat his delicious treat.
I hear ya on that Rebecca…~!!!
Words cannot express how much I love Teddy Bear. He’s such a doll.
Yeah,DG , a rather prickly doll !! HA HA !!! Just don’t hug him too tightly !! : – )
I kinda think Teddy is reciting David Sedaris’s “Jesus Shaves” monologue…
You all took the words right out of my mouth: I NEVER GET TIRED OF TEDDY BEAR! He is so adorable looking. Plus his Cousin Itt dialog – fantastic. *contented sigh*
Another auditioner for Cadbury Bunny.
I think Teddy is illustrating a Rule of Qte here, with the one ear flopped over. And when Velma (great moniker for perky-voice, BTW) asked if he wanted to wish the viewers Happy Easter, I think he said, “Fine, fine, FINE!!” Also, who knew Greenies were a healthy choice for porcupines! Maybe bunnies, too? Enquiring minds want to know.
Bunnies are NOT healthy snack choices for porcupines.
HA!
oh, you’re quick.
After repeated listenings I heard the following things:
:51 I will cut you
1:02 Oh nut buggy
1:27 Bok bok bok
HAHAHHA….I will cut you
ohhh CP 
this is why I love you.
Personally all I kept hearing was mine mine mine…
Happy Easter Teddy! Love the ears
Haha!! Where you heard “I will cut you” I totally heard “Who cut one?”
BTW that above post was from me…Emmylee…damn this wordpress sign in jumping the gun business!
At about 1:02 if you believe he says he is ‘Not bunny’
I totally heard “not bunny.”
I heard the same thing! Teddy rocks my world.
I can never get enough of Teddy Bear! Happy Easter Teddy! (Love the ears!!!)
Teddy Bear videos never cease to amaze me. I never knew porcupines were so vocal.
Me too! i wanna pet his cute little munchin’ face but I feel like those orange teeth could take a few digits off in a second. and all teddy would say is “nam nami”
I want a Teddy Bear Translator.
“Is there an App, for that???”
Signed,
Innocent Facial Expression
Teddy looks like a rabbit having a seriously bad hair day.
…or a bad hare day?
Teddy Bear and chocolate the two best things about Easter.
Oh and the days off work of course!!
So will someone please ‘splain how she gets the ears on and off without getting covered in prickles???
I’m gonna guess: “Very carefully”!
I was about to say, what kind of armor-plated, up-to-the-elbow gloves must be needed in order to put bunny ears on and take bunny ears off of a porcupine without becoming completely punctured?
Am I the only one who did not know a porcupine’s main gnawing teeth were that very peculiar color until we met Teddy?
I had to look up Greenie; had never heard of them before. Until someone referred to them by name in a comment, I assumed Teddy was gnawing on some sort of plant stem, and Velma merely was referring to it by its color. Yeah, who knew dog and cat treats are good for porcupines?
we learn so much from teddy.
Yep, a lot of rodents, especially the bigger ones, have fancy orange gnawing teeth.
And no one has wondered aloud how porkies mate, besides “very carefully”…? I’m not going to look it up, because the image is too charming to spoil, but I’ve heard they do it standing up belly to belly, so he doesn’t get all stabbed in the abdomen from her rear end. Could be wrong but I like it anyway. Porky bellies are soft and not prickly, as are newborns.
Someone needs to dub over Ms. Snackgrabber’s voice with the “wonk woooonk wooonk woonk” sound from the adults in Peanuts, and this would be perfect!
Yes… Please?
Horrible woman! Stay away from Teddy’s snacks! Go get your own!
NOOOOOO! If she leaves him alone, he’ll never talk to us! If he were really seriously ticked, he’d do more than swear at her, he’d bite her or turn his back. I think he knows he’s loved.
This poor guy….will he ever eat in peace?
No!
Cutest video I have seen lately. Sound track was precious. As was the headine. By the way, Happy Easter peeps!
It must have been you or maybe your grampa that did the voice for Cousin It on Addams Family, Teddy, because you sound exactly like him.
I want to marry him. Those ears are super-sexy.
Can we get this with subtitles?
I love it that he speaks in Ewok.
I have loved Teddy from his first presentaish. I cannot get enough. I am even guilty of quoting from his movies in my everyday speech. Whenever I hand food to my kids they get a “Don’t drop it.” in Velma Snackgrabber voice. I think I need help.
I enjoy the comments on this site as much as the photos and videos! CO readers are a really clever bunch!