This Year’s Model Of Dachshunds Are In!

Fully loaded with GPS, all terrain maneuverability and NIGHT VISION.

How does yours run, Pam W.?



  1. AND with extra-silky ear flops.

  2. I know it’s hard to spell: Dachshunds. 😀

  3. skippymom says:

    Imagine how confusing it would be if there were a dachshund on a chaise longue….

  4. hmstracylee says:

    I’m sure he’s gas-powered…

  5. *snerk*

  6. try weiner dogs

  7. try weinie dogs

  8. All models come fully equiped with Snorggle Mode.

  9. and if the room were lit by fluorescent lighting…

  10. skippymom says:

    On a bun!

  11. I’m a word geek, and I won three out of four spelling bees during elementary school. The one that I lost was because of the word dachshund. It is hard to spell!

    This little gal/guy is adorable, even with death ray eye. Tiny boop on the nose for you, pup!

  12. skippymom says:

    THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!

  13. skippymom says:

    Is that the Scandinavian version?

  14. My doxie runs on orneriness and attitude!

  15. Except it would be Wiener dogs.

  16. Let me be frank: Your puns are the wurst.

  17. I never sausage cuteness before.

  18. 260Oakley says:

    A truly mobile hot Spot

  19. Crazy Pants says:

    Thank you so much for the spell check! I looked it up and everything and still didn’t get it right. Sigh. It’s a good thing this little guy is so cute – cheers me right up!

  20. the cutest dog ever well mine is cuter than anything in the world :p

  21. Fird Birfle says:

    *clutches pearls and smelling salts*

  22. Don’t mind me. I’m just being a brat(wurst).

  23. Yes! So make sure you roll those GGGGG’s

  24. CP, we love you! We espesh love that you’re such a good sport! 🙂

  25. THey are built low to the ground for more stability on the curves.

  26. skippymom says:

    I think it’s time for a GROUP HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. skippymom says:

    GGGGGGGGGGGGG *chokes and passes out*

  28. Well, duh … beans ‘n’ franks go together, after all!

  29. That would be the famed MINI-doxie go-cart handling.

  30. victoreia says:


  31. 260Oakley says:

    The MINI Pooper
    (sends 8-year-old inner child for a time out)

  32. Theresa says:

    How do those salts smell, Firdie? 😯

  33. Theresa says:

    *tries to revive skippymom, but is too lazy*

  34. My 8-year-old inner child can’t stop giggling 😆

  35. skippymom says:

    *tries to regain consciousness, but can’t really be bothered to make the effort*

  36. Ali-Baba says:

    Ah well, this toot shall pass!

  37. Ali-Baba says:

    Mine neither, cause now imma picturing wee lil’ tootsie rolls that are left behind after, well, you know! 😉

  38. skippymom says:

    You people are all so juvenile, I swear I don’t know why I hang out with you.

  39. skippymom says:

    Hey, while we’re on the subject of POOP, has anybody ever heard of giving a cat canned pumpkin to relieve constipation? It was recommended to me today (I won’t say who is having the problem, as he would be mortified).

  40. 6rabbits says:

    Recommend to all punners the book _The Hallo-wiener_ by Dav Pilkey!

  41. Be careful, skippymom – it works almost too well!

  42. Robin Kiesel says:

    OMG!!!! YOU are on a ROLL!! …a hotdog roll:)

  43. Robin Kiesel says:

    Yes, I’ve heard about this. Pumpkin is a great natural fiber and many cats actually like the taste and will just eat it “as is”. Give the UNKNOWN cat one teaspoon of canned pumpkin a few times a day until things improve. If UNKNOWM cat won’t eat the pumpkin, try a teaspoon of fiber mixed with broth. My coocoo cat loves butter and that gets things going. Good Luck

  44. with their noses, a’course

  45. to recap: a malleable dachshund recumbent on a maneuverable chaise longe in a voom with fluorescent lighting. Ahh, got tha pikcha.

  46. Mod longe! Wha? and I didn’t even use any code words. Wonder what the new code word is? Well, I can ponder it whilst sniffing a brandy snifter as I kronsche a salmon frittata.

  47. it’s easy if you’re German: dachs hund (roof dog?)

  48. victoreia says:


  49. victoreia says:

    @skippymom: ‘cuz we’re all the same level of mental maturity?

  50. Robin Kiesel says:

    I NEVER know what the code words are!

  51. Hover Dachsen. You can smell him before he enters the room.

  52. Fird Birfle says:

    Aw, poor Skippy 😉

  53. Fird Birfle says:

    *giggles at Angel*

    To La Therese:

    The 1889 book that provided this [information, states the following]:

    Ingredients: ammonium carbonate, pearlash, cubeb,
    essential oils of bergamot, camphor, cloves, peppermint

    The source specifies this method of application:
    **They are certainly strong-smelling; make sure to gently waft the scent towards you, and do not inhale deeply directly from the bottle.**

    Recipe Source: 1889 Practical Hand-Book of Toilet Preparations
    author: Begy, Joseph.

    [web source: ]

    PS: I ain’t of no kinda mind tonight, tuh look up none o’ them thar
    ingrejents frum whut tha buuk sez.

  54. c*m – part of rec*mbent 🙂

  55. One of my vets suggested that once, for one of my cats that has, shall we say, extra dry poop… not that you all wanted to know that, I’m sure… I never tried it though, so can not vouch for it.

  56. Our double dapple male doxie’s blue eyes glow red and our female red doxie’s brown eyes glow green. Wonder why?

  57. warrior rabbit says:

    My immaturity keeps me young. Don’t know about the rest of you geezers.

  58. warrior rabbit says:

    Skippymom, this is frequently recommended for bunnies in stasis. I don’t know why it wouldn’t work for a cat. Has to be pure pumpkin, not the pumpkin filling stuff in a can.

  59. Huh–I never knew that was what it meant. Any idea where “roof” comes into play? I don’t think dachshunds tend to hang out on roofs…

  60. “Dachs” is the german word für badger. Since these dogs are bred for hunting burrowing animals, it makes sense.

    The common german name for this breed is “Dackel”, or sometimes “Teckel”.