Hungry Happy Harry Hippo Holds Handsome Honker Hilariously

Hard to believe anyone would reject this cuddly blorper, but that’s just what Harry the Pygmy Hippo’s mother did, so keepers at a wildlife sanctuary in South Africa raised him by hand ’round the clock. Looks like he has an effective way of telling you when it’s time for a feeding, too.


Picture by Miller and MacLean/Caters News. Story, more pictures at The Huffington Post.

36 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Angel says:

    OMG! Is that real or is that the House Hippo?

    • dubyah1 says:

      House Hippos rule! [and the leetle footyprints in the pb&j's].

      • Sasha's Mum says:

        LOL, that was my first thought too, Angel!

        (And my first and only thought every time I see that commercial is *not* “hey, cool message about critical thinking and being media savvy” … but rather “I WANT a HOUSE HIPPO! NOW!”)

  2. It’s been said that a hippo has a face only a mother could love. This one’s the opposite.

  3. dgerish says:

    When I saw this little guy at Zooborns, I squeed my pants. My workplace needs one of these guys.

  4. Kar says:

    Man, bad enough I’m on the waiting list for the house giraffe, now I can’t get a house hippo either?

  5. Theresa says:

    HOLY CARP!! 8O

  6. mairsydoats says:

    This little guy ‘minds me of a cool sci-fi short story by Heinlein…If I had the privilege of taking this fine young blorp home, I would *so* name him Napoleon! And teach him to write!

  7. Katie says:

    I want a heepo, exactly that size. a pocket heepo

  8. hmstracylee says:

    He booped his handler! Reverse boopage!

    Or is he playing “gotcher nose”?

    Either way, he’s adoooorrabllllle

  9. cellarmouse says:

    why it’s harry-the-rat-with-women in the flesh…he’d best heed his nose…

  10. 260Oakley says:

    I’m stunned. I’m amazed. I’m powerless before him. I think I’ve been… hippo-nose-tised!

  11. Gigi says:

    I refuse to believe in the existence of this teeny baby hippo because otherwise I would have to have one and I can’t so it doesn’t exist.

  12. Casey says:

    I vote this goes on the women of C.O. calendar.

  13. Kari Callin says:

    “You gots e little bit of milk on your nose. I’ll take care of that for you.”
    Slurp, slurp, slurp

  14. jakepets says:

    No tongue-hance? Rly? Pleez remedy this, pleeeeeeeeeez?

  15. dubyah1 says:

    Imagine Attenboroughesque dulcet tones:
    ‘The South African or Emperor House Hippo emerges from its sock drawer at dusk to stalk its prey.
    The favourite foods of the bebbeh HH are pb&j, meelks, and unsuspecting schnozzes. Its target, once chosen, is doomed, and here we see one such lone human, separated from its packmates, is quickly amused, overcome in an HH ded-roll, and kronched. Ded.

  16. HD says:

    I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas…

    Srsly, tho, those critters can kill you when they’re full-grown.

    • victoreia says:

      That’s my sister’s favorite Christmas song; maybe I should get her one for next Christmas……

  17. HD says:

    Hmm, i no can haz embed?

  18. beevil says:

    life is not fair!!!!! how come she gets hippo kisses & I don’t…..

  19. Neo says:

    Nose boop to end all nose boops.

  20. sugitomo says:

    Blorpie’s giving a beep to her booper.

  21. Cutie-pie is from South Africa – I knew my country was not a lost cause :D

  22. Kittybabiesmom says:

    I love him and I need his itty bitty hippo kisses today!