Put pups in a swing
It’s the only place where they
Stay out of trouble.
Sam, 5 month old Australian Shepherd, says it’s also a rocket ship, a race car and an airplane, Mallory K.!
Friday Haiku: Puppy Sitter
March 30, 2012 By
Put pups in a swing
It’s the only place where they
Stay out of trouble.
Sam, 5 month old Australian Shepherd, says it’s also a rocket ship, a race car and an airplane, Mallory K.!
Dogs on swings rock! Or something.
Great find! *applauds wildly*
Teresa, I saw that the other day but couldn’t figure out how to post it here (I am severely technologically challenged).
Dogs on Swings might be the best thing ever!!!
That IS the best ever!!
This is so funny!
An appropriate soundtrack
Would be Spanish Flea
but that’s the bunny hop
no matter where
your feet dance..
I can’t believe you would post this! What kind of people force their dogs to ride in swings? Those dogs are obviously not enjoying it! You can see that they are terrified!
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
you are such a trouble maker.
I prefer “rabble-rouser”.
ATTICA! ATTICA!
*begins scrawling out a Protest Sign, with crayons*
*breaks out the crayon sharpener for Fird*
*giggles*
Little “burglar” at 0:26 has the best markings ever!
He looks like “Bandit” from the old Jonny Quest cartoon, doesn’t he?
OMG!! How did you remember that!
She remembers everything.
That video is full of win!
Doggie on a swing
Pup you gotta love your swing
Doggie on a swing
So it floats your boat
But what do I get from this
A pain in the tail
*applauds wildly*
Wanna swing with me?
I am a wild and crazy
Guy!…sorry…Puppy!
Pupster feels the same
Just a dif-rent point of view
Tangled up in blue
but can he bend down
to tie the lace of my shoe?
(or would he just chew?)
Folding up a pup
Into a swing for babies
Ends in bucket butt
I see what you did there.
Sam waits patiently
(As he stares at his big paws)
For his next growth spurt
I love eyebrow dots
still waiting for cuteness rule
cute eyebrow dot pup!
oops, ceej – I didn’t see your post when I posted mine! looks like we are of one mind in re eyebrow dots
Yes, that silly mod machine had me for a while…
Isn’t everyone in love with eyebrow dots?
it appears so!
only, Meg hasn’t yet caught on that we NEED a RoC for them
*ahem*
eyebrow dots – without
a doubt, the best invention
in all history
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ah, there it is
I commented on
yours but mine has disappeared
oh well, whatever
Eyebrow dots ftw.
wow gryt said perZACTly whut I wuz gonn’ say
Wird fer wird.
Summer reflection
Petit puppy swings slowly
Happiness for all
Yay I love this one Well I love them all but you totally got the whole season element in there!
Thank you, kittyadventures.
It’s only my second try at making a haiku. I wasn’t sure I did it correctly.
Darn nabbit I’ve been sent to the lougne again! What did I do wrong now??
In the immortal, profound words of Monsieur Fats Waller:
“One never knows, does one???”
Me too, Gigi! Let’s do take-out!
mexican???
You said “p*ppy”! That’s a Mod lounge password, remember?
I can’t memember the secret passwords! Is there a list?
i am sitting with yall on the ole orange beatup couch, in the lounge. moderation,l that is.
Soon this pup will be
Too big for the swing. Then what?
No fun? Or frisbees?
The breeze on my face!
Rewind. The breeze on my face!
Less pix, more pushing!
Long suffering dog;
Regards his human, perplexed;
Serenity now.
Insanity later
“What the heck do you MEAN if I need to swing my legs back and forth to get this thing to go?! Are you KIDDING ME with that?!
Puppy in a pot
Nose and tosies everywhere
flapping tail and ears
Claps wildly!
I know not a Haiku but it made me think if this totally fun song!
John Anderson
We were Swingin
There’s a little girl, in our neighborhood
Her name is Charlotte Johnson and she’s really lookin good
I had to go and see her, so I called her on the phone
I walked over to her house, and this was goin’ on
Her brother was on the sofa, eatin’ chocolate pie
Her moma was in the kitchen cuttin’ chicken up to fry
Her daddy was in the back yard rollin up a garden hose
I was on the porch with Charlotte feelin’ love down to my toes
Chorus:
And we were swingin’ (swinging)
Yes we were swingin’ (swinging)
Little Charlotte she’s as pretty as the angels when they sing
I can’t believe I’m out here on the front porch swing
Just a swingin’ (swingin) Just a swingin’ (swingin)
Now Charlotte she’s a darlin she’s the apple of my eye
When I’m on the swing with her it makes me almost high
Now Charlotte is my lover and she has been since the spring
I can’t believe it started on her front porch in the swing
I LOVE this song!
swing with four leg holes
but none of them occupied
butt is all you need
True story, I took my little beagle (before the greyhound) onto a porch swing, the old fashion kind, you know, on a porch, that rocked very gently. I swung, and she swung, we all swung, and I though a good time was had by all, until I took her off the swing and she went bluerphwafflebleurph. Didn’t know a dog of that size had that much stuffing. Maybe some dogs don’t like swings. Ya know? Like some dogs get car sick.
“bluerphwafflebleurph” thank you for the laugh!
^ made me snortlaff
also, can you imagine trying to stuff a greyhound in a swing?! hilarity would surely ensue. followed shortly by a major dose of stinkeye.
“bluerphwafflebleurph” made me laugh so hard i nearly bluerphwafflebleurph’d, myself.
Pup in a bucket
Sez “Onoez, the swing stopped! Halp?”
I’ll give him a push.
I’m like Gepetto:
Just a puppeh on a swing
Is the boss of me
Very sweet face!
there once was a pup in a swing
who wrote a haiku he could sing
o won’t someone push
my furry lil toosh? my schnozz
will enjoy the breeze.
ding!
(the world’s first limericku, i believe)
*thoroughly enjoyed; esp the leetle bell at its conclusion*
brilliant!