Friday Haiku: Ye Olde Englishe Proverb

Who said that you can’t

Have your cute and eat it too

I’ll start with the ears.

Edgar is a delicious morsel, Dan T.!



  1. DaytimeDeb says:

    Who’s a cute puppy?
    I said who’s a cute pug pup?
    You are! Yes you are!

  2. kibblenibble says:

    Nommable ear flaps
    Eye on first throwing to third
    I’m anerabuhls

  3. Double pug handful
    Snug as a pug in a hug
    Hooah little dogface


  4. 260Oakley says:

    Edgar Allen Pug
    Not as scary in person
    As he is in print

  5. You can have ears
    I want to nom warm belly
    Rolly polly pup

  6. Proud and Puggulent
    Belly full of Squishy food
    NO Ear Noms Allowed!

  7. Please do not eat me
    However, I will accept
    Noms for consumption

  8. I am your Master.
    Don’t disobey my wishes
    Now rub my belleh

  9. kiragirl says:

    Hi Theo!

  10. kiragirl says:

    Mr. Pugglepants
    I’m snorgleiscious, ya know

  11. cellarmouse says:

    all the previous entries have wowed me…first prize to one and all…
    well done…very well done…

  12. Edgar the pup was respectable
    he worried folks might find him delectable
    He ran far away
    but was found the next day
    in a pile of stuffed animals, but still detectable!

  13. Oh bother My poem is in the moderations machine… Sigh…. pulls out some girl scout cookies and sits down to wait for rescue. I know this is what I get for writing a limrick instead of a Haiku.

  14. and also I didn’t even use the P***le word 😉

  15. kiragirl says:

    Ah, but your limrick
    is quite the haiku indeed
    enjoy the cookies!

  16. I believe I would
    Snorfle more yogurt if the
    Brand were PinkBelleh

    Goldfish goggle eyes?
    Licorice whiskairs? Pug nose?
    Check,check,check. Nom ears!

    Peeps, little wonder:
    This colour of puglet? T’is
    Known to us as ‘fawn’.

  17. Noms ear, aloud. NOM NOM NOM!

  18. Sasha's Mum says:

    Nom nom nom nom nom
    Oh, hi, did you want some too?
    Sorry, none left. *burp*

  19. Ali-Baba says:

    Ears at 10 and 2
    Oh wee pug how cute are you
    Ear noms now are due

  20. hmstracylee says:

    handful ‘o puppeh
    bet his ears go ‘flapflap’
    when he roughhouses

  21. That is the Haiku but I also did a limrick. and my limrick is stuck in moderations.. not a real surprise as all limricks are a bit racey! LOL

  22. **SLURP** 😛

  23. hmstracylee says:

    augh! how about:
    “bet his earsies go ‘flapflap’ ”
    forgot how to count…

  24. Chomp! Chomp! …needs a little salt.

  25. Starfish says:

    Walleyed pug puppeh
    Even has a people name
    What’s not to love, right?

  26. Sasha's Mum says:

    Canadianization of last line:

    What’s not to love, eh?

  27. Ah’m having the muzzlepowsche!!

  28. Yay! I have been released!

  29. Oh yes, he is definitely edible! Might need a little salt to counteract the sweet!

  30. More than a handful
    Is a waste, the saying goes.
    This pug is just right.

  31. A Friday haiku is desired
    Perhaps nomming will get me inspired.
    After eating the tum
    and the ears that were yum
    I am ready to do the required.

    Floppy ears beckon
    Tummy snuggles warm my face
    Nails not yet cut. Ouch.

  32. The old high school play
    Looking over at first base,
    Throwing to third- OUT!

  33. I rule the qte-verse.
    Stronger than General Zod!!
    Bow down before me

  34. bookmonstercats says:

    Can’t top that. Won’t try. 🙂

  35. bookmonstercats says:


  36. bookmonstercats says:

    They say ev’rything can be replaced
    Yet ev’ry distance is not near
    So I remember ev’ry face
    Of ev’ry man who put me here
    I see my light come shining
    From the west unto the east
    Any day now, any day now
    I shall be released.

    Gosh darn that earworm!!!

  37. Oooh, I didn’t see this before! Glad to see the Pug Baseball meme uphead. 😛

  38. “Canadianization”–now, THAT’s a 10-cent word….if you can pronounce it. 🙂

  39. I think you would all make my AP English teacher from high school so proud. She tried her hardest back then to get us to understand haikus and write them…we were never as good as you all are.
    *claps* and *snaps*

  40. Not to be confuzzled with “canonizatin”, of which only ‘certain’ Canadians are worthy. *starts flipping through Hockey Hall of Fame catalogue.*

  41. Gah, thanks CO; I now have to clean up gooey puddles of daughter from my carpet!!
    The glittery rainbow hanging above is really quite pretty, though.
    *tilts head to side to admire it*

  42. Bravo toGINK!

  43. ashagato says:

    I’m undergoing
    Now, as we speak, eh?

  44. SusieQute says:

    So poemishly fine! Who says nuzzlers aren’t creative?