Who said that you can’t
Have your cute and eat it too
I’ll start with the ears.
Edgar is a delicious morsel, Dan T.!
Friday Haiku: Ye Olde Englishe Proverb
March 23, 2012 By
Who said that you can’t
Have your cute and eat it too
I’ll start with the ears.
Edgar is a delicious morsel, Dan T.!
Who’s a cute puppy?
I said who’s a cute pug pup?
You are! Yes you are!
Can’t top that. Won’t try.
Nommable ear flaps
Eye on first throwing to third
I’m anerabuhls
Oooh, I didn’t see this before! Glad to see the Pug Baseball meme uphead.
Double pug handful
Snug as a pug in a hug
Hooah little dogface
Hi Theo!
Edgar Allen Pug
Not as scary in person
As he is in print
Ha!!
You can have ears
I want to nom warm belly
Rolly polly pup
Proud and Puggulent
Belly full of Squishy food
NO Ear Noms Allowed!
Noms ear, aloud. NOM NOM NOM!
**SLURP**
Chomp! Chomp! …needs a little salt.
Please do not eat me
However, I will accept
Noms for consumption
I am your Master.
Don’t disobey my wishes
Now rub my belleh
Mr. Pugglepants
I’m snorgleiscious, ya know
TGIpugF
all the previous entries have wowed me…first prize to one and all…
well done…very well done…
Edgar the pup was respectable
he worried folks might find him delectable
He ran far away
but was found the next day
in a pile of stuffed animals, but still detectable!
Oh bother My poem is in the moderations machine… Sigh…. pulls out some girl scout cookies and sits down to wait for rescue. I know this is what I get for writing a limrick instead of a Haiku.
and also I didn’t even use the P***le word
Yay! I have been released!
They say ev’rything can be replaced
Yet ev’ry distance is not near
So I remember ev’ry face
Of ev’ry man who put me here
I see my light come shining
From the west unto the east
Any day now, any day now
I shall be released.
Gosh darn that earworm!!!
Ah, but your limrick
is quite the haiku indeed
enjoy the cookies!
That is the Haiku but I also did a limrick. and my limrick is stuck in moderations.. not a real surprise as all limricks are a bit racey! LOL
So poemishly fine! Who says nuzzlers aren’t creative?
I believe I would
Snorfle more yogurt if the
Brand were PinkBelleh
–
Goldfish goggle eyes?
Licorice whiskairs? Pug nose?
Check,check,check. Nom ears!
–
Peeps, little wonder:
This colour of puglet? T’is
Known to us as ‘fawn’.
Nom nom nom nom nom
Oh, hi, did you want some too?
Sorry, none left. *burp*
Ears at 10 and 2
Oh wee pug how cute are you
Ear noms now are due
handful ‘o puppeh
bet his ears go ‘flapflap’
when he roughhouses
augh! how about:
“bet his earsies go ‘flapflap’ ”
forgot how to count…
Walleyed pug puppeh
Even has a people name
What’s not to love, right?
Canadianization of last line:
What’s not to love, eh?
“Canadianization”–now, THAT’s a 10-cent word….if you can pronounce it.
Not to be confuzzled with “canonizatin”, of which only ‘certain’ Canadians are worthy. *starts flipping through Hockey Hall of Fame catalogue.*
I’m undergoing
Canadianization
Now, as we speak, eh?
Ah’m having the muzzlepowsche!!
Oh yes, he is definitely edible! Might need a little salt to counteract the sweet!
More than a handful
Is a waste, the saying goes.
This pug is just right.
A Friday haiku is desired
Perhaps nomming will get me inspired.
After eating the tum
and the ears that were yum
I am ready to do the required.
Floppy ears beckon
Tummy snuggles warm my face
Nails not yet cut. Ouch.
Bravo toGINK!
The old high school play
Looking over at first base,
Throwing to third- OUT!
I rule the qte-verse.
Stronger than General Zod!!
Bow down before me
I think you would all make my AP English teacher from high school so proud. She tried her hardest back then to get us to understand haikus and write them…we were never as good as you all are.
*claps* and *snaps*
Gah, thanks CO; I now have to clean up gooey puddles of daughter from my carpet!!
The glittery rainbow hanging above is really quite pretty, though.
*tilts head to side to admire it*