My Precious!

My Precious. My Precious. We babbles for our Precious. The cute, it Gollums us.

So this is how Smeagol got started, Patty P.

31 comments … read them below or add one

  1. marthava says:

    Adorable. Cat Lady voice…not so much….

  2. Saffron says:

    So now we know what nasssty hobbitses had in his pocketsess. A skwerl!

  3. What a wonderful way to start my day! A cute wittle squirrel and a Lord of the Rings reference.

  4. Shaz says:

    But I kept wanting to say, “Leave the poor thing alone! Let it eat in peace!”

    The squirrel, of course, is adorable.

  5. Theresa says:

    Let he/she who would not babble at this adorable mouthful cast the first stone!

  6. blair says:

    i can just see Sauron going “SQUIRREL!”

  7. Christina says:

    It reminds me a lot of the squirrel of Ice Age …

  8. Fird Birfle says:

    tee hee.

    “My own, my love, my PRECIOUS!!!”
    Big Bang Theory, 3rd season, 17th episode !!!

    The ring in the program was
    NOWHERE NEAR so cuddly or fuzzy as the bebbeh skwyrl though!!!

    • Yaya says:

      That one was just on last night!

    • Melissa says:

      I have SUCH a crush on Sheldon (aka Moonpie, aka Shellybean) and his strangeness. I wish I were just half as anal as him. My house would be clean.

      • Fird Birfle says:

        and y’know, HALF of his obs’s would probably actually be FUNCTIONAL and
        would truly help us to improve things with science. HIS levels???

        “jes’ a TOUCH, “de trop” ….:) “

  9. Morris says:

    Man, that is one cute little squirrel!! The ones around my house are big enough to put a leash on.

  10. Miriam says:

    baby red squirrel: CUTEST
    freaky lady narration: Not so much

  11. Rebecca says:

    I kept waiting for the squirrel to turn around and bite that lady’s finger. It happened to me with a chipmunk when I was a kid. They act all cute and tame and then, BLAM-O!

    Interestingly enough, to this day I have to shove an inordinate amount of peanuts in my cheeks. I wonder if that has anything to do with it? :P

  12. victoreia says:

    *gasp* So itty-bitty qte! *thud*

  13. Shay says:

    How about Squeegol, instead of Smeagol?

  14. sugitomo says:

    That’s just redonk right there.

  15. dubyah1 says:

    I was all superior and hoity-toity, until I realised the hand-owner was merely narrating what goes on in my brain when I see a sea otter kit being floofed with a towel. Izzle-wittle floaty floofykins all dwy? Izzun? Es oo iz!
    So I had to drop my throwing stones and scuff ‘em back on the pile.by my glass house.

  16. kar says:

    Poor guy’s sitting there all,

    LADY, I’M EATING HERE!!!

  17. Fionachihuahua says:

    :)

  18. MacKenzie Love says:

    * speechless *
    ” But Mom, I don’t know what to say! ”
    ” That’s all right dear.