To win at foraging it’s not enough to be strong physically. You’ve got to be strong mentally. You have to look that acorn in the eye and let it know you intend to crush it like, …like an acorn!

Eastern Gray Squirrel, showing those acorns who’s boss, Ingrid T.

IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!
Thing for the win!!!!
Mister S says: “I pity the acorn!”
They call him the Nutcracker and he’s here to bring you outta your shell!
What a lovely picture – with the little flowers scattered among the grass and the fuzzy squirrelio!
Come at me, Bro!
Are you talkin ta me? I don’t see nobody else here, you must be talkin ta me.
Awwww, you beat me to it. LOL
Beat me to it!
Exactly what I thought.
Looks to me more like, “I wish I had boobs.”
Yes indeedy.
My warped thought exactly.
Perhaps some of those silipinecone implants would help.
clap clap
Or Chipette could go with the Anna Nicole Smith look and slip a couple of Great Oak Acorns under the fur with the pointy ends facing front.
Haha, my first thought was that someone walked in on her while she was changing. XD
Skwerlio scores a 10 for the perfect double paw-tuck
A kzhuallly theyah is s town in Rhode Island called Pawtucket… Sand I leave the rest of the limerick to you.
*blushes*
Awww, Firdy! Us ladylike types’ sensitibilities gives us away every time! NOT!
P.S. Sorry about the typing last night – I was writing while I was riding on the express bus getting home. And if you think the typing’s bad, you should see my handwriting on the bus! (or not)
HA! If you really knew evil squirrels, you’d know that’s the, “Let me at that birdfeeder.” look
Nice use of modesty grass-spray, too. The whole thing looks like soft porn-cone.
You guys are all pervs
All I thought was “what a soft tummy!”
I thought the same thing Mary! But…I will admit I did laugh when I read the other comments.
I’m in the lounge??!! Well it’s Friday…has the wine pour started yet?
it’s a wine fountain!
Are you partaking too Sharpy??
alas, as moderator i must carefully balance a firm but gentle manner. wine saps me of my powers.
I think he looks as though he just finished reading a biography about Napoleon Bonaparte.
“No they are not real. But, thanks for noticing.”
Janet Jackson privacy hands!
Awwww my comments got deleted? All I said was I agreed with Mary the first….and since I was in mods, would a glass of wine be in order?
Here is a selection for you.
Hope that one of them is to your taste. Cheers!!!
http://joelweiden.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/wine-bottles.jpg
Oh wait! They’re back…but I knew I could count on you Firdie
Hahaha it looks like he’s honking his non-existent boobs. Sorry guys my mind’s always in the gutter!
“Bra goes here”
*Nibbles on stale blueberry muffins in the lounge*
stale?! not in the mod lounge. perhaps you visited the trash?
stale. why, i never!
I must be relegated to the sub-mod lounge department.
Ever since WordPress decided to lock me out of old acct and I have to post under new name (rip chanpon), all my comments have been sent to mod lounge purgatory.
i’ve noticed that. i’ve been looking for some way to extricate you. keep commenting and i’ll do my best.
You messing with me, huh..you messing with Me?
you guys are all soooooooo wrong in the HEAD!!!!!!
The eye of the squirrel!
Look at how silky his tum fur is! Oh snorgle snuffle snuffle. I want to rub my nose in it & mess it up!