Here lies kitty’s toebeans
Pink pads with toehawk in-betweens
Got their start climbing jeans.
Next, kitty was going up screens
And the tops of holiday evergreens
Kitty was ready for bigger sightseein’s.
Soon as kitty was in his teens
Kitty ran off to join the Marines
But toehawks aren’t for cleaning latrines.
So kitty jumped ship to chase sardines
Kitty ate ‘em up to smithereens
Kinda makes toehawks hard to cleans.
Traveling was in kitty’s genes
Showing kitty’s toehawks to kings and queens
Having so much fun, it’s lucky if kitty remembered to get vaccines.
Kitty was last seen in the Caribbeans
On the beach carving coconut figurines
Riding off into the sunset in kitty limousines.
The rest of kitty is off your screens
Do not be sad, don’t make any scenes
Just imagine a kitty of your dreams.
All we have is kitty’s little mitteens
Everybody knows what that means!
Mmmmm, delicious, yummy, peenk toebean cuisine!
Toe-tally padular, Jill M.!