I’ve Been Expecting You

I am the keeper of your dessstiny. (leans closer) State your business. Choose wisely.


Give Gregory a bag of raisins and ye shall pass, m104!

49 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Fird Birfle says:

    WOW
    My brother Greg sure has changed in appearance over the years.

    Also: “WOT is yer name? WOT is yer Qwest? (etc)”

    • Berg says:

      His whiskers have grown a bit, eh? That happened with my brother, too, though his name is not Greg.

      And: “WOT is yer favorite color?”

  2. victoreia says:

    That….is one chubby……hamster?

  3. Theresa says:

    CHEEEEEEEEEEEN-chilla!

  4. Theresa says:

    Oooh, I just gave myself a Bohemian Rhapsody earworm.

    “CHINCHILLA!”
    “No, we will not let him go!”

  5. CatViccer says:

    Must. snorgle. extreme softness!!!

  6. Gizmo says:

    Blue! No, red!

    arrrrrrgggggggg!

  7. Mary (the first) says:

    I think Gregory’s had enough raisins. But I do want to know what the heck is he perched on there?!?

  8. Jolly says:

    Nooo don’t give him a bag of raisins, they’re terrible for chinchillas!

    • *Laurie* says:

      Agreed! Chins definitely shouldn’t have fruits or veggies of any kind. They have incredibly sensitive digestive systems and can’t process the sugar. I’m owned by four of them.

  9. Gigi says:

    I look at this little guy perched like that and this is what I hear.

  10. heather says:

    ahhhh I need this little Totoro lookin thing

  11. LauraH says:

    That lower leep keeels me!!

  12. kibblenibble says:

    His little hands! They keel me! And they look like they are emerging from the sleeves of a velvety robe!

    • Lisa says:

      Chinchillas are masters of the “Polite Paw Posishe” (or “PPP”).

      …The More You Know :)

  13. evie says:

    yes,we want to know what is O wise one perched upon?

  14. hilz says:

    I definitely just pet that tummy on my computer screen. Anyone else? No? Oh, well, I was just kidding anyway, who would do that?…

  15. Dorian says:

    As adorable (and strangely intimidating) as Gregory is, no raisins for him, that’s just asking for tummy troubles.

    ^-^

  16. cocoaandchip says:

    The paws peeking out of the furry belly… the nose…the ears…all I know is that backlighting does wonderful things for a chinchilla.

  17. Meaghan says:

    I don’t understand how those teeny paws can support him.

    • Anna says:

      Chinchillas are 50% fluff. The paws are proportional under all that fur. XD

      • Malle Babbe says:

        Now I picture a cartoon character chinchilla constantly pulling various things out of its fur like it is an overcoat with tons of pockets. Sandwiches, dynamite, harmonicas, that sort of thing…

  18. ThirdShift says:

    What.Is your name? What.Is your quest? WHAT.Is your favorite color?

  19. T.U.M. says:

    Holy crud, it’s Ratigan!

  20. ashagato says:

    looks like gregory’s wearing a fur Snuggie ;)

  21. Kar says:

    I’d really love a chinchilla coat but I’m afraid they’d bite me and run off.

  22. chanpon says:

    Why does Gregory look like he’s standing on a roasted drum stick?

  23. Ammalamm says:

    Seriously, CO needs moar chinchillas!

  24. Rachael says:

    His leetle mouf and his teensy hands have put me over the edge! I had no idea chinchillas were so freaking adorabuhl!!

  25. Miriam says:

    HELP! I’m addicted to this photo. I can’t stop returning to look at the potato shaped furball and its teensy yet perfectly proportioned features.

  26. Ali-Baba says:

    The narrative reminds me of verrrrrry early computer games (I’m talking 1979-1980)…you know the ones that would say things like, “you meet a wizard in the forest. He challenges you to a duel. What weapon do you want to use?”. Use ice charm. “wizard melts ice charm with fire crystals”. Throw nettle poison. “wizard vanishes. You may proceed.”
    Ahhhh, memories! I think I’ll go read a choose your own adventure book while I drink a RC cola & eat pop rocks! :-)

  27. Kallisto73 says:

    He is sweet and floofie and all. But the hover text killed me. :o )

  28. gabbyb says:

    New Rule of Cuteness: Body/Paw ratio