I’ll cheer up because
Charlie Brown says happiness
Is a warm puppy
Sender-inner Lauren V.’s basset hound baby is just a li’l peanut.
Friday Haiku: Good Grief
March 2, 2012 By
I’ll cheer up because
Charlie Brown says happiness
Is a warm puppy
Sender-inner Lauren V.’s basset hound baby is just a li’l peanut.
need…………….CPR…………….STAT!!! i’m ded from the cuteness that abounds in those sweet little (wait for it) puppy-dog eyes!!!
*sound of body falling and hitting the floor in a canyon Wile E. Coyote Style*
Generous earses
Wheeskery soft muzzlepowsche
Halp! I am een loff!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh my STINKIN’ GOSH, what a cutie patootie!
My thinking-thingie cannot make poetry-thingies while looking at that adorkable puppy-thingie!
I’m a basset hound
I was born to look this sad
Love me, love my jowls
Oh noes, I am moderated. Any of those scones left? Cranberry, to be specific?
I can’t even post mine, never mind moderation… ::poof it’s gone::
I’ve got canberries covered in dark chocolat, would that do?
Ooh, how about if I bake some of those in scones? (puts on apron, shuffles into kitchen)
ooh what a great idea! mmmm….
Perma-press bebbeh,
Matchingks collar, belly, toes.
I call dibs on ears!
It’s okay puppeh
There’s no need to be so sad
It’s Haiku Friday!
Don’t be sad, puppy!
It’s Friday, the weekend’s here!
Time for a nice nap.
What, moderation?
I hope the lounge has coffee.
I’d like two sugars.
I haven’t been in the mod lounge in a long time. Do you deliver to the “other side?”
is there sugarless
for us poor diabetics
in the old mod lounge?
I’ll see if I can’t jerry-rig the old pneumatic tubes (like on The Jetsons!) and pipe some of that out for ya.
JANE! HOW DO I STOP THIS CRAZY THING!?
*it’s ALWAYS the ‘lil woman’ who knows the solutions to everything
*
Loff the wee puppeh
Smooches and hugs to heem
Loff the wood floor too
The ears, the whiskers
the big, round, splayed pawsies – I
am dead from the cute.
Apparently, you
can’t say dead, or you end up
in moderation.
dead is the opposite of cute. the world really is black OR white.
da da dat
da da da
daa daaaaa
Basset hounds always remind me of Marvin the robpt from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxie. Life. Don’t talk to me about life.
And now I’ve got headache.
Well, would you like me to go sit in the corner or rather I just fall apart here?
And Haiku. The only thing worse could be a Vogon Poetry reading.
I call dibs on the belly rubs.
He’s so worried about the baggage retrieval system they’ve got at Heathrow.
Cool Monty Python reference. You win.
This puppy looks incredibly clean, as though he just came from the puppy factory.
WHAT??!
Whatever, I’ll just shut up and finish making the scones.
*worries about sk’mom*
I’m in #%#^$&^*&^***$@# moderation for saying the puppy is clean.
What the *#&#%^%^^&??!!
We can’t say “clean”?
puppy
“there, there, sk’mom”
I like how the cursing didn’t get moderated but the clean puppy did.
Signed,
“Why, I oughtta……” (grr)
Then, puppeh, you are happiness in a fur coat.
i’ve had this haiku sitting around for ages & even tho
it isn’t about a basset…
my kitteh he purrs
making biscuits on the bed
in the white blanket.
thank you (phew).
Out-of-control ears
Chubby legs, wrinkles galore
My own Prince Charming!
Do your Ears Hang Low
Do they wobble too and fro
Do your Eaaaaars hang Low!
whooo [other than KA] gnu
that this song
wuz a Haiku??
Amazing!
Wow! Falls down stunned. Great Haiku.
I love the giant feets. Just imagine the size of those toe beans!!
O M G Puppy!
Twice as long as it is tall
Deploy grabby hands
MOST EXCELLENT ma’am/ sir
‘deploy grabby paws’ pentameter FTW!
If only I could
Hide beneath that velvet ear
I’d never come out
chub and big fat paws
is all it takes to keel me
but those ears, oh my!
Here, everybody! A platter of chocolate-cranberry scones, a bowl of clotted cream, and a steaming pot of freshly brewed coffee. Tuck in!
mmmm! can I bring the puppy?
(*snerk!* I know that’ll get me in to the lounge!)
Ooooohhhhhhhhh!!!! Skippymom, you’re the bestest! Thanks!
It’s way, way awesome. Put some on your scone.
Um, that was for Cashew. But yes, I am the best. You’re welcome.
thanks! I’ve been in the mod lounge so long now! what is even UP? I thought my haiku was cute! on second thought, what is the clotted cream for? is clotted a good thing?
Oh, Cashew, if you’ve never had clotted cream, you MUST try some. You may never come out of the Mod Lounge! Lol
Since Pyrit referenced Charlie Brown we might as well have some music to go along with the cranberry scones covered in choc. eh ?
To live is to dance
Said Peanuts beagle Snoopy
To dance is to live
puppy puppy puppy
So, if you type the other spelling of “puppeh”, nothing happens? Did we know this?
I tried to confirm this w/Sharpy yesterday, did not get a straight answer…
(typical politician *grumblegrumble*)
Perhaps think the lack of a response is our answer…
Perhaps think?! dear jeebus it’s time for a drink…
Sharpy will neither confirm nor deny …..
aka
“it all depends on the meaning of the word ‘is” ” …..
Signed,
Shifty Eyes
I think there’s a spanner in the works.
or is it a Spaniard in the Works?
Signed,
Not that John Lennon, the Other John Lennon
On this site, it’s a spaniel in the works.
I’m very sorry
For what you will discover
Upstairs in your bed
Looks like the Mod Gods are at it againe, eh?
I loff the CO peeps. Y’all are just nutty and funny and I can’t get enough.
You peeps just made my Friday! happy weekend to you all!!
How did I get up here? *peers about in confusion*
Ahm, da feeetzzzzzz!