Is Your Car Equipped With GPS?

The Goggie Positioning System’s highly accurate dual receivers transmit the location of every burger joint drive-thru in town.

“At .17 miles, turn left. In 200 feet, turn right. If you love me, proceed to the Burger Barn drive-thru at the next intersection…”

Turn this car around, Ant!

58 comments … read them below or add one

  1. ceejoe says:

    That is awesome. If I saw that, I’d be laughing so hard, I’m not sure I could snap the pic. :)

  2. Nugz_the_Kat says:

    Love the license plate. “1EARUP”. Splendid.

  3. 260Oakley says:

    Replace your outdated TomTom with the latest NomNom; light ears ahead of the competition.

  4. ashagato says:

    1st lol of the morning, just the way I like it! :)

  5. RR says:

    Best license plate ever.

  6. Joasia says:

    This car belongs to Cpt. Obvious… :)

    • Theresa says:

      Yay, Captain Obvious! Writer and director of “The Publisher and The Sled,” “The Southern Belle Endures the Civil War,” and “The Nightclub Owner and the Freedom Fighter’s Wife.”

  7. Brandi7920 says:

    That is one happy doglet!!! <3

  8. Gigi says:

    Variation on a theme…
    Which came first, the licence plate or the dog?

  9. Stella says:

    there will never be a better vanity plate

  10. elishab. says:

    Niiicccee……Virginia really is for lovers……dog lovers that is!

  11. ffleur says:

    So cute. Love the goggie and licence plate. Great directions “if you love me….” who couldn’t love a cutie like you?

  12. Paws To Talk says:

    When in the car, we always navigate by standing in the front seat and pointing with our noses. It must work because no one ever complains about our navigation.
    It looks like this dog knows what he is doing.
    Bella and DiDi

    • Theresa says:

      Are you doggehs posting here? Do you give dictation to human minions, or have you figured out how to post yourselves?

      • Paws To Talk says:

        We learned how to post blogs on our own with some human help.

        • Sprock says:

          Well, that’s a relief that you need some human help. Because, the day that my dog learns to operate my laptop is the day that I come home from work and find that he’s spent all day ordering bones and treats from online catalogs. And hired a belly-rubber from Craig’s List.

  13. Bolt remembers his beg training.

  14. Karla B says:

    OMG!!! I was about to comment how much I love one ear up and one ear down, and THEN I SAW THE LICENSE PLATE! Sigh. That’s the sort of thing that makes life bearable.

  15. Theresa says:

    So there’s 1 Ear Up. Does anyone else remember Jeffrey “Hac-Man” Leonard, of the 1980s San Franciso Giants, and his “One Flap Down” home run trot?

    • Theresa says:

      PS: I just remembered that Leonard’s other nickname was “Penitentiary Face.” :lol:

      • TrixandSam says:

        Yeay for Theresa’s baseball references! I remember that trot around the bases. SI compared it to running the bases like a crippled Cessna.

        • Theresa says:

          Whoa, I just noticed at the very end of that clip, under the title ;Cardinals Come Back, there was my all-time favorite, Keith Hernandez! In a Cardinals uni, unfortunately. :P

    • Decca says:

      Wow, I had completely forgotten about Leonard. As a lifelong Giants fan, I salute you.

  16. lindy says:

    So EndEARing

  17. cal says:

    Not surprised that they’re VW owners…
    From what I hear they’re the coolest ;)

  18. Theresa says:

    Well, I’m in Moderation. How about some lasagna?

  19. Fleurdamour says:

    Their other car says “one ear down.”

  20. Bashful says:

    I have a OneEarUp feline! He would be happy to direct me to the nearest burger joint, but would prefer to wait at in the comfort of his home home for me to deliver the goods…

  21. I have a border collie whose ears do the same thing

    http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7365527

  22. (The Original) Mel says:

    BURGER BARN!

  23. Jo Hooten says:

    Oh my word!!! I DIED out laughing when I saw that! That’s awesome….