Scottish Fold Demands Pettin’

Those Scottish Folds are sooooo demanding.

[tap tap tap]


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  1. Theresa says:

    My little Mimi used to do just that, except she would POKE very hard. POKE POKE POKE.

    • emmberrann says:

      The late and much beloved Mr. Picky poked me in the shoulder every morning at 5 a..m. He was my feline alarm clock, and no, it didn’ t matter that it was the weekend!!

    • Berg says:

      My Henry likes to stand on my bladder. You’d be surprised at how effective that tactic is! Or maybe some of you already know…

      Cute little kitty! I wish Henry were this polite.

  2. Ayeesha says:

    Mine headbutts me. And loudly complains. So cute!

  3. LOVE ME.
    My cat jumps onto my lap, no matter what you’re doing, curls up and purrs.

  4. Amy R. says:

    Um, am I the only one who thinks this girl was doing a Sharon Stone and maybe this should be taken down??

    • dub1 says:

      1. yep
      2. I for one am looking at the Scottish Fold
      3. I leave that to the CO Overlords

    • Theo says:

      You know, I’m a heterosexual male, and to be perfectly honest, I was paying attention to the cat, as opposed to the p… the rest of the video frame.

    • Wordphreak says:

      Yes. Cat is cute, but I could sure live without the crotch shot.

    • Alice says:

      No, I’m sure you’re not, but I for one certainly don’t think it should be taken down. The girl isn’t doing anything obscene. You don’t see anything ‘obscene’ (though I don’t really like referring to any part of the body that way.) She’s just catering to a very polite kitty asking for more pettings! I’m honestly pretty impressed she has the confidence to upload the video like this, and all the more to her for that.

      • Alice says:

        (and I’m saying impressed because I’m sure she and I aren’t the only ladies to sit around in their underpants on the computer in servitude to their kitties :P )

        • Jiffknee says:

          Kitties don’t seem to care if we are in our removable fur or not – when they want the attention, it doesn’t matter what state of dress (or undress) we are in. I found the questionable camera angle a bit off-putting, too, but that kitty surely makes up for it! I miss the pettin’s my old girl used to give.**sniff**

        • Teresa says:

          Ok, I will confess that you not alone on that matter, Alice :)

        • Blue Footed Booby says:

          The people I share a house with had to politely ask me not to wander around the house pantsless.

    • sharon stone didn’t cross my mind, but i did wonder if this girl knew that her camera angle makes her appear to be pantsless. i thought “that’s odd,” then shrugged and watched the cat tap-tap-tap.

    • “am I the only one who thinks this girl was doing a Sharon Stone”

      Yes, i too fear she may ruin her career by taking on roles well outside her range.

    • Gigi says:

      I don’t understand it’s all so innocent why would anyone see anything dirty in it.

    • ash says:

      omg! the first pass I was only watching the kitteh and at then end I noticed her eyelashes!
      so of course I did a second pass…. um not sure what I saw! lol

    • AuntieBellum says:

      Okay, I realize I’m out of the pop culture loop, but what is a “Sharon Stone”?

      I didn’t see anything wrong with the video. Those are some eyelashes, but except for 2 1/2 seconds at the end, you can’t even see them.

      • tbird says:

        In the film ‘Basic Instinct’ there’s a famous scene where Sharon Stone is wearing a short skirt with no underwear, and when she uncrosses and recrosses her legs you can see her genitals. It was part of the story that the character wasn’t wearing underwear, but the story is that the actress wasn’t aware the director was focusing the camera on her crotch until she saw the film.
        All I can say is that I was looking at the cat and didn’t notice the girl.

    • Corie says:

      Get over it, Amy R. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it.

      • phred's mom says:

        yea, verily….

      • MymaJane says:

        Hey, I think quite a few people were a little shocked at the camera angle and her choice of clothing. No need to get all up in Amy R.’s grill. Obviously nothing can be seen in this video, but it is normal to have some concern for this young lady in the hopes of saving her from embarrassment. If I had food in my teeth I’d want someone to tell me! (I’m aware that food in my teeth and the visibility of my vadge are quite different, but you get my point).

    • Mabi says:

      “Suspicious eyes!”

      Yes, I wondered about the camera angle and position, too. But I think we’re just paranoid, thanks to some dastardly internet video experiences.

    • wiven says:

      Heh, I was also going to say something like, “Maybe the kitteh is suggesting his hoomin put on some pants”, but just teasingly. I assume it was a harmless, caught-in-the-moment video without anything intentional. I’m sure most of us don’t bother dressing up at home for the cat.

    • Sue says:

      Why would it be taken down? Can you see anything? I can’t.

      • phred's mom says:

        …nor I. The camera angle is certainly, shall we say, unflattering, but the
        big no-no to me is those false eyelashes. Anyone remember the “Honeymooners” sketch? Now THERE’S a LOL! ( giving away my age fer shur)

    • pookie says:

      I thought so, too. Perhaps Kitty interrupted the girl during her work day?

    • Ana says:

      There’s a lot worse on the internet. However, I would have to say the girl wanted some attention or she’s really clueless. Wearing no bra and having the camera pointing up your crotch sends a bad impression. And adding to the fact that she was trying to look good as well (mascara).

    • Scout C says:

      The kitty wasn’t the only one looking for attention…

    • Cindy says:

      Exactly what I was thinking. All the dark crotch shots made it uncomfortable to watch, especially since I couldn’t tell if she was a teenager or not. Poor taste.

    • gdarks says:

      Wow. You guys either have much better eyesight or imagination than I do. I can’t see anything. Aside from the fact it is very dark and she probably thought people would watch her adorable cat, rather than try to look up her skirt, she seems to keep her arm across the front of her for this reason.

  5. Grace says:

    Why haf you stopped pettinks me? I do not recall telling you you could stol withthe pettinks yet!

  6. Hehe – my dog does that sometimes!

    • Theo says:

      Sophie the Lab/Boxer regularly does nosepokes and expectant looks between 4:00 and 5:00 AM. At home, we call that hour Dog O’Clock. :P

      • kibblenibble says:

        Nice to see you here tonight, Teho. :-) .

      • Emmylee says:

        Good to know that it’s other Boxers who do that too. Shakti the Boxer waits at least until 8 am…then comes the nose pokes. Although, most times the nose pokes come exactly when I’m in a moment of brilliance ;)

  7. T.U.M. says:

    EXCUSE ME, MA’AM

  8. Jaime says:

    D’awww. My calico will also insistently tap me, but usually only in the morning when I’m still in bed, and she knows darn well I’m awake but pretending otherwise.

    • Brigid says:

      Yours too? Mine does that every day! She can be rather insistent about me getting up to feed/pet/play with her.

      • Joasia says:

        Goodness, mine does that, too! Between 5 and 6 AM. It’s like: “Hey mom, are you awake? Purr, purr, poke, poke. Are you awake, mom? Purr, purr, poke, poke. Are you – Oh, you ARE awake! What a great coincidence! I am awake, too! Purr, purr, purr. Mom, while you are awake and have nothing to do, can you scritch my ears? KTHXBYE :)

  9. bluebird says:

    I’ve seen such a polite kitty. Usually they make their wishes known with scratchings and jumpings.

    • Saffron says:

      I agree!!! When my tabbeh wants pettinks, he hurls himself on my lap regardless of whether there is already dinner, or another cat in the vicinity.

  10. webbee says:

    My maine coon cat does that with tiny deliberate motions, but she chooses the early hours, while we are in bed sleeping, with a choice claw extended. Somehow, she has figured out the, er… sensitive spots to target and, unfortunately, my husband and I are both side sleepers. :o

  11. junkshop_coyote says:

    Hey. Hey. Hey. Pet me. Hey. PET ME. HEY. I DIDN’T SAY YOU COULD STOP.

  12. Harley's Mom says:

    Our little feral girl, Kyle, used to wake her daddy by licking his elbow which he would then put under the covers. She would move up to his shoulder and lick. He’d pull the covers up (still sound asleep). Finally, she’d jump over him to the side he was facing, extend a paw with claws fully sheathed and ever so gently pat his cheek. He always woke up with a smile. She’s been gone for a couple of years now and we both still miss her wake-ups. :-)

  13. Liebs says:

    My Cookie does this when I am at the dinner table. She reaches alllll the way up on her tippy toes to tap me on the arm. “Hey! Can I have some? Please? Huh? Drop any yet?”

  14. ralfast says:

    Cats are notoriously hard to train. Humans on the other hand….

    ^.-

  15. For a second at the start i thought he was about to turn into Dramatic Cat!

  16. 6Rabbits says:

    Am impressed with the geental touchingks with no claws! What a polite kitteh!

  17. Mudbug says:

    I Concur 6Rabbits ! My kids are in no way this polite ! O.k. the first couple of taps yes, nice & gentle & no claws. But, If we don’t pay enough attention look out ! Then it’s tips of claws , grabbing of body parts & pulling of said parts over to make way for a full body press. I use my lap top on the couch with the ‘puter on the coffee table so most of them have just learned to sit cuddled up to my leg with their chest on my knee after shoving their face between my arm & rib cage. With a look that says: “well, get started rubbing” (read that in a valley girl voice for full impact)
    This is just for a little love & attention you should see what happens when it’s “Rub my belleh NOW” time ! Oy !

  18. Casey says:

    So gentle and cute. And look at the eyelashes on that broad!

    • dub1 says:

      Dude! ‘broad’?

      • Annie Stuart says:

        Well she’s not a lady, otherwise she’d sit politely & put on a bra or something.

        • Georgiabelle says:

          Seriously?? It’s ok to shame someone because she isn’t wearing something you think is appropriate?

          • Cindy says:

            Yes, it’s exactly right to shame someone who doesn’t appear to be wearing panties or a bra. Grow up.

          • Casey says:

            I have no intention of shaming anyone for not wearing panties or a bra. Unless she’s on my furniture.

      • Casey says:

        Dude. Broad.

        “Noun
        2. Slang chiefly US and Canadian
        a. a girl or woman”

        Female must be sexually mature to qualify as a broad, in my mind.
        Broad is equivalent to “ladies” in my vernacular, although when addressing women directly I call them “ladies” rather than “broads”.

        • dub1 says:

          ‘broad’ is derogatory/offensive retro slang, and is not ‘equivalent’ to lady

          • kodalai says:

            This is the first I ever heard that ‘broad’ was offensive…

          • Angel says:

            Kodalai–you need to get out more. Sniff the roses and find a vocabulary for the female sex that won’t get you a bust in the mouth. Oh, wait…..

          • Casey says:

            ‘Broad’ definitely has a retro connotation to it that I like, but I’ve not had a poor reaction to it. It’s like ‘chicks’ – really depends on who uses it and with what intent.

            What exciting feminist discourse!

  19. JulieB says:

    One of my cats will grab my hand in her paws and press her chin against it. A not-so-very subtle hint! The other cat tries to get between the mouse and my hand, leading to some interesting things showing up on the screen. And, yaknowwhat? They always get the attention they want…

  20. Teresa says:

    :lol: I can imagine that kitty is saying “PET ME! PET ME!” every time his/her owner stops the petting :lol: Talk about one very badly spoiled kitty :lol: But who has not spoiled their kitty or kitties besides me :lol:

  21. rooanne says:

    Awwwwe, one of my dear departed kitties would do that to me – would pat me on the face, claws in. She also would rub noses with me!

  22. Trixie says:

    My cat Goober does this to me all the time! Especially when I get home from work and he’s glad to see me. *tap tap tap* Hi, I missed you!

  23. chanpon says:

    “Petulant human — when will you learn you are on MY petting schedule?”

  24. smallthunder says:

    Our cat, Iki, has figured out a great way to get attention (read as: GET UP NOW AND ATTEND TO MY NEEDS) when we’re still in bed in the morning — we call it the “nose bop.”

    No claws, just a kitty-paw bop on my nose.

    Repeatedly.

  25. bob says:

    my cat misty does the same thing when i’m on the computer.
    tap tap,touch,tap,push….

  26. Kineko says:

    Aw, Valium do that all the time when I’m painting or playing on the comp. He extend very gently his paw and pat pat me kindly…. Until he is fed up with the low quality of the petting and either jump on the keybord (I had to buy two new keyboards last year) or on the canvas.
    Cleaning acrylic paint out of a 16 pounds cat is not easy, believe me.

  27. I think the “questionable” angle was to ensure the kitty was centre stage, where s/he unquestionably belongs. I’d leave it at “unfortunate”, under the circumstances. Gorgeous kitty.

  28. Lillith says:

    Aww Polly would do this to me. If I was at the computer working she’s do this and gently touch my face until she got pettingks and kissy faces.

  29. Katrin says:

    sooo sooooo cute..

  30. Jennifer says:

    My cat does the same thing! I always pet her when she asks! Thankfully, she’s a polite kitty who lets me sleep & only asks to be petted when I’m awake!

  31. CatladyK says:

    Why doesn’t she speak to the cat? Maybe she doesn’t speak cat, but I for one, couldn’t have stopped myself from talking kitty love talk when the kitty so obviously was craving attention. And pick the cat up for heavens sake.

  32. hilz says:

    Aw I love when my kitty pets me! It’s moreso like she’s trying to put her paw on my arm and it keeps sliding off so she keeps doing it, but I like to pretend she’s petting me :) She hasn’t done my favorite thing in awhile though– where she “hides” around a corner (you always know she’s there), and when you walk by she jumps up, bats your leg with both paws (no claws though), and runs away. Supposedly that means “hi!”

  33. IloveHarryPotter says:

    lol I sleep with my cat Issey and my wake up call is 6 billion head shoves (exadderate!!!) then she tries to eat my hair :)

    • smallthunder says:

      Hey, Iki does that, too — the hair-eating, I mean — although sometimes it’s more like . . . a head-kronche.

  34. T.U.M. says:

    “Hello? Is this thing on?”

  35. Juno says:

    I wish my Jack would only pat or pet or even poke. But no, he PULLS my hand/arm toward him. This requires some ‘traction’–which requires CLAWS. I love him, but it gets annoying.

    • hilz says:

      Haha my Moose does the same thing when I’m eating something she wants to eat– she’ll definitely try to pull my hand towards her when there’s something tasty on the fork. And it is really annoying!!

  36. T.U.M. says:

    “Can I interest you in this lovely set of encyclopedias?”

  37. Ali-Baba says:

    My kitteh Frodo will do this to me as I walk by him (why yes, he is allowed on counters! :-) ), as if to say…”quit yer walkin’, get to pettin!”. His brother Gus prefers the ol’ lunge and nip…usually late at night, when I can’t fuss at him (thin walls)…the neighbors have already called the cops once this year! (it wasn’t me–honest!)

    • Teresa says:

      :lol: Yeah and you coming to the door with Gus hanging onto you while trying to explain to the police that you are ok and it was this cat :lol: Is that what happened, Ali-Baba? :lol: At least, you can say it was not on video :lol:

  38. Georgiabelle says:

    That kitty is so polite! If my owner wants pettings, she makes it known really quick ;)

  39. Felic says:

    I think she didn’t pick up the kitty to show us that he or she would pat her again.

  40. Noelegy says:

    Scottish Folds look so…concerned!

  41. cuteismyporn says:

    Kitty: (tap, tap with useless paw hand) close your legs honey, the camera is on.

    Kitty: (tap, tap) hey, the camera, it is looking right up your shirt/dress.

    Kitty: (tap, tap) are you dumb? perhaps deaf? The camera can see up your shirt!!!!

  42. Blanche says:

    OK…..I went and got my hubby and simply said *watch this*….after it was over I asked what do you think….he said * oh I love me some kitteh*.
    eh?
    I dint ask.

  43. Jude says:

    I’m sure in other circumstances she would have picked up the cat. I think this video was entirely and only to show us her cat’s behaviour and its way of asking for attention. Cute kitty!

    My cat sits on my stomach sometimes when I wake up, but doesn’t wake me up. (o:

  44. T.U.M. says:

    “Are you my waitress?”

  45. Fairia says:

    Hmmm. Tis this be a three fold Scottish Fold kitteh?

  46. gdarks says:

    I have a Scottish Fold x Ragdoll and he does this. So gentle. We call him “the cat that pats you back” (Think of it like a Dr Seuss title). He will also walk back and forth between my other half and I to dole out head butts, cheek rubs etc and if possible, will lie between us touching both. Very sweet.

  47. unci says:

    What a polite and respectful cat this is! Mine would have used claws and force since long!

  48. This cat is adorabo. Also, I don’t see what all the fuss is about over the chick’s apparel. This blog does have a category called “Cats ‘n’ Racks”, after all.

  49. Judy Arruda says:

    OY! GET OVER THE VAJAYJAY SHOT (or lack thereof)! I’m just pissed at her for NOT PICKING UP THE BABY!!!!!!!!