Buccho Francis Saucereyes, you have been accused of spooning with Catty Cat McCaterstein. You are a Canine and she is a Feline. What say you?
“She made me do it. I was just minding my own business, when she came up right behind me and Snorgled!”
Catty Cat McCaterstein, how do you respond to Mr. Sauceryes?
“Whatever, man. I love him. I’m not ashamed. He’s all warm and soft.”
Mr. Saucereyes?
“Yes! Yes! I did it. I am genetically wired to feel guilt. I thought it was bad and tried to deny it, but I do love her. I snorgled right into her with…INTENT!”
Very well, then. The C.O. Court finds you guilty of Interspecies Snorgling in the 3rd degree. We sentence you to life…a lifetime of snorgling! We’re just yankin’ your chain! Snorgle on, friends!
Thank you, Sara G. for bringing this important case to our attention.
The snorgle that dare not speak its name….
“I love him because he’s – I don’t know…
Because he’s just my Bill.”
As well as:
“Birds gotta swim,
Fish gotta fly,
I gotta love one dog ’til I die,
Can’t help loving that dog of mine…”
Snorgling like cats and dogs.
Dogs and cats . … living together . . . . mass hysteria!
Heh…love that quote…GREAT movie.
That’s almost exactly the kind of critters I would love to have although if the kitteh were also black and white that would be purrrr-fect-oh!
McCaterstein was so sure she’d be sent to prison, she went ahead and put the striped suit on.
Maybe it’s a conjugal visit.
I’m sorry, I just can’t take it any longer.
The verb “to snorggle” requires a double g! To spell it with a single g is just wrong, and an affront to etymologists everywhere!
What? Snorgle is a CO word. One “g”. Isn’t it??
If the word was “snoggle”, I might agree with you, Sasha’s Mum, but with that “r” in there, adding an extra “g” just looks wrong. That would be like spelling “chortle” as “Chorttle”. Unnecessary. Just my opinion, of course.
Whatever these critters are doing, they definitely look cute doing it. Okay, one looks worried, but he looks cute and worried!
I think he looks worried ‘cuz his secret’s out.
Consonants precede the g, so a double g is unnecessary. Otherwise we’d have jinggle, bunggle, danggle, etc.
…..just danggling my donggle. Why?
AHHH – guilty as charged – please give light sentenances. They deserve a break.
This is a miscarriage of justice your Honor! My clients are innocent!
They were not snorggling they were huddling for warmth against the freezing cold!
That is our story and we’re sticking to it!
Yeah, can’t you see they’re lying in a snowdrift?
Cute Overload: Criminal Intent.
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Chung Chung!
Nurtz! Try THIS instead.
Especially heinous.
*snort laugh*
Although it intimidates me, I like the word “heinous”
It sounds so . . . heinous. Looks it, too.
all you needed was an “ominous music” button.
Related: I just recently saw on an epi of
Big Bang Theory, where Raj’s new gadget (I cannot recall but it looked like a Fancy Cellphone rather than an Android) has an
app where he can play the Three
Dramatic Tones from one of the Cop Drama
shows (CSI or whichever show it’s on; I don’t have all my facts into a neatly herded group today; sorry) He used it as a punchline when somebody was found out ….
@Fird: that would be the “Law & Order” series. Not that I’m a junkie, or anything. I can stop watching anytime I want.
It’s a shame that in this day and age interspecies couples are still being dragged to court for snorgling!
If there actually was a C.O. Court I might be more inclined to pursue a law degree.
I wish I could snorgle BOTH of them! There, I’ve said it.
If snorgling them is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
That post is a thing of beauty, Crazy Pants!
We normative snorglers need to build a wall to keep these weirdos out of our country! We are a nation of TWO cats licking each other’s ear waxes! TWO weird-smelling ferret lovers canoodling! ONE dog licking the butt of ONE other dog, equaling TWO dogs together!
For the Win!!!
We need a close-up of Mr. Saucereyes’ leg-tangle … looks like he’s already in shackles of love!
Those pictures remind me of a video I saw on YouTube before the owner took it down of a small dog protecting a cat that it had raised from a kitten
The lady said that they got the kitten to be a friend for the dog and their female dog thought they had gotten the kitten for her to raise 
That cat looks like it’s 1/2 an eyelash from wackadoodle eyes !
impending doom tag ?
Oh, I don’t know, I get a sense of almost squeezy eyes, indicating contentment. Plus, look at those curled paws. That’s a happy kitteh.
The puppy looks like “please save me!” My guy always looks worried too, and he’s not even a pug!
That looks more like 1st degree snorgling to me.
Crazy Pant’s kitty dialogue is SOO accurate. “Whatev’s”
I so agree FB. Pupperkins is like I’m sorry! It wasn’t me, while Kitty on the other hand…lol.
Snorgle on, dudes. And be excellent to each other. ;D
Mr. Saucereyes seems anxious that his snorgling days might be over now that his “secret” is out. He also looks strikingly like my own sweet Lily, herself a world class snorgler.
Dear Buccho,
As someone who grew up in a household of biologists who studied diseases and feared contamination as matter of professional necessity, I had to long suppress my unspoken need for inter-species snorgling. I finally took the big step 2 years ago, and haven’t been happier.
Just want to let you know, it gets better.
I approve!
They both appear to be rather startled!
“Sir, I am surprised. You are astonished.”
I can’t believe that no one’s commented on how kitty’s tail is curled up around the pup!
Aw man! Can’t we all just live together in peace?!
They look SO guilty! LoLoL