It’s Carolyn, Your Local Squirrealtor

Welcome to our open house! This is the perfect starter home for young families: Lovely view, gets morning sun, close to schools and foraging, low cat-crime area…

When do we close escrow, Robyn R.?



  1. Low cat-crime area, good one Mike!! 😆

  2. 260Oakley says:

    Tree/Max Squeal Estate has the best listings… and the cutest agents.

  3. Nose-boop, lip-boop, tummy-boop.

  4. I have come to the conclusion that squirrels KNOW how cute they are. And that, therefore, they can get away with all kinds of mischief. Like, just for example, ripping hunks of plastic from the bird feeder so that they can get to the sunflower seeds inside…

  5. Flutterby says:

    Ahhh…I can almost smell the welcoming warm peanut butter cookies in the oven and coffee perking on the counter in the kitchen in anticipation of open house guests being greeted by Mr./Ms. Skwerrel…

  6. The ones in my back yard climb on my terrace to eat the peanuts I leave for them and they decorate the banister with little chocolate jelly beans (if you know what I mean). But still I keep feeding them because they are so cute 😆

  7. Good one Mike. I half-expect him to be yelling, “The prices are INSANE!” Yes, I’m old.

  8. Fird Birfle says:

    Here’s the EsCrow:

  9. He’d scare you into buying whatever he was trying to sell. I will not use this realtor. Nay. Nevermore!

  10. Ooh, mod lounge. What’s to eat? Croissants with cream cheese and fresh marmalade? Yum!

  11. What they do with their paws….it’s like magic cute.

  12. stainless steel stardrive. SWANK!

  13. You had me at squirrealtor. Where do I sing. I mean sign.

  14. Foreclosure!

    . . .

    I’m sorry, what were we talking about?

  15. sunnylessmum says:

    I do not often literally lol, but this time I did; thanks Mike!
    Also, Carolyn looks awfully well fed imho!

  16. Andi from NC says:

    okay, that one made me laught out loud – thanks!

  17. victoreia says:

    *bows in awe*

  18. Dear lord, the hands, the cocked head, the pursed/smiling mouf! Why are squirrels so dang cute?! Why?! It’s not normal.

  19. The Original Jane says:

    SO very time appropriate since our house goes on the market in a few days.. About to be checked into the hospital with exhaustion from moving and getting our house ready to sell. I am SO going to ask our realtor if we can blow this up and hang it inside so everyone sees it. 😉

  20. how did you like the apricot/fig tarts?

  21. Does the phrase “low cat-crime” constitute discrimination? “Don’t worry folks, there’s not many of *those* types around here.” Intolerant squirrel.

    Cute though.

  22. But people are just RAVEN about his sales techniques!

  23. Oooo, your house will sell in a flash! (God willing) There are few things more horrible and traumatic than selling a house, so let’s hope this Squirrealtor does the trick for you.

  24. Wonder if they would taste like a reese’s?