Here is a free pass to the CO Clinic. We specialize in injuries caused by Teh Cute, including:
broken fingers from trying to reach into screen
ditto for broken fingernails
fainting
excessive drooling
speech reduced to babbling
headaches from excessive staring into screen
headaches from rolling eyes
sore cheeks from excessive laughing
anything else related that we forgot to list here
Treatment is free. We specialize in repeat injuries. We do NOT give treatment aimed at keeping patients from returning to CO because such treatment will NEVER be successful. We cannot treat loss of friends and coworkers who run the other way when you start describing your latest CO experience.
We often see exploding heads here at the CO Clinic. Here, let me wrap some duct tape here—-and a piece there—and just a bit there. Voila! Head back together.
Take two aspirins and I am sorry to say that I will see you back here soon.
Could you please send a diagrammatic guide to repairing ‘sploding heads with duct tape, LisaLassie? I have just tried it myself, consequent on sight of bunnies keesing, and I’ve still got bits of ‘sploded head sticking out all over the place.
This reply is actually to bookmonstercats request but there was no “reply” under her/his comment (why is that? I hate that?). Anyhoo, bookmonstercats, sef-repair of ‘spoded heads is alway difficult, not to mention messy. On the negative side, you can never think clearly enuf, for obvious reasons, do more than the kind of patch job you mentioned. On the positiive side, we Scientists, after much Study, have found a stong link between the particular kind of head ‘sposions caused by excessive Cute, and a miraculous self healing ability. While you would be bettter off coming to our clinic, I am happy to report that your head will repair itself. Keep the duct tape on, that is important. Your head will heal just in time for the next ‘splosion. Good luck to you.
…and don’t forget the psychological damage!
Like the humiliation resulting from loved-ones rolling their eyes as if to say, “aren’t you a little old to be staring at pictures of baby animals?”
ashagato, we have a special PsyCOlogy department for the kind of damage you so aptly mention. Should you be unable to reach our clinic, we do have some self-help advice. Take your down-cast eyes back to CO and focus them on another CO picture or two or a thousand. The humiliation will be forgotten! Until next time. Repeat treatment. And so on.
I am sorry to report that we at the clinic cannot make house calls. There are too few of us and oh so many too many of you. Also, we have found that every patient who suffers a CO-related injury inevitably repeats teh dangerous activity over and over and over….well, endlessly. Almost as if they are imcapable of learning. Or just don’t care about the consequenses of a CO visit. So we can help you in person at our clinic or through this Interweb clinic. Thank you for asking.
Buns!!! I wish me and my sister’s rabbits were so nice to each other… every time I put my rabbit in the same area as hers, my rabbit starts to bully her and her rabbit starts making this clucking sound and trying to get away.
don’t just watch – slow the pushy guy down, and show li’l clucker no one’s allowed to really be hurtful – then let ‘em work out the pecking order- you might be surprised who ends up on top…
I was so enchanted by those sweet little faces that it took me a while to figure out the 5 o’clock reference to the bunny ear positions–the Qte is affecting my reasoning abilities!
dear CO clinic, I seem to have burst my own eardrums with a squeal of “kissing bunnies!!!!!!” Duct tape does not seem to have helped. *waves fluffy pink free CO clinic pass*
womblegirl, sorry about the delay. As you can imagine, we have very, very long waiting lines for treatment. You have suffered an unusual but not unseen CO injury. (by the way, your fluffy pink free CO clinlic pass is, well, Cute.) Firsts, we pour some soothing warmed baby oil into your ears. It will heal your eardrums and we will gently remove it so you can leave. Then , we give you a free Cute Overload Hearing Injury Protection (COHIP) cap. These lovely caps include earflaps which should always be down. They will protect your eardrums. They also include eyeflaps which can be drawn down over your eyes if the visuals begin to hurt your eyes. Your COHIP is fluffy and pink. Enjoy.
I must say, Pyrit, that your ability to look past the anerableness of keesing buns to notice that the ears represent 5:00, and then to come up with a congruous witticism, all without your head ‘sploding from the qte, boggles my mind!! (Or what remains of my mind–there seems to be a lot of rainbow glitter around the computer. I may need the clinic!)
Great. Just broke the fingers on my hand trying to reach into the screen to pet these two cuties who look like they’re velveteen rabbits.
Here is a free pass to the CO Clinic. We specialize in injuries caused by Teh Cute, including:
broken fingers from trying to reach into screen
ditto for broken fingernails
fainting
excessive drooling
speech reduced to babbling
headaches from excessive staring into screen
headaches from rolling eyes
sore cheeks from excessive laughing
anything else related that we forgot to list here
Treatment is free. We specialize in repeat injuries. We do NOT give treatment aimed at keeping patients from returning to CO because such treatment will NEVER be successful. We cannot treat loss of friends and coworkers who run the other way when you start describing your latest CO experience.
I am writing this message to request treatment. I cannot think clearly, as my head exploded from cute trauma.
-Awaiting your prescription.
We often see exploding heads here at the CO Clinic. Here, let me wrap some duct tape here—-and a piece there—and just a bit there. Voila! Head back together.
Take two aspirins and I am sorry to say that I will see you back here soon.
Could you please send a diagrammatic guide to repairing ‘sploding heads with duct tape, LisaLassie? I have just tried it myself, consequent on sight of bunnies keesing, and I’ve still got bits of ‘sploded head sticking out all over the place.
This reply is actually to bookmonstercats request but there was no “reply” under her/his comment (why is that? I hate that?). Anyhoo, bookmonstercats, sef-repair of ‘spoded heads is alway difficult, not to mention messy. On the negative side, you can never think clearly enuf, for obvious reasons, do more than the kind of patch job you mentioned. On the positiive side, we Scientists, after much Study, have found a stong link between the particular kind of head ‘sposions caused by excessive Cute, and a miraculous self healing ability. While you would be bettter off coming to our clinic, I am happy to report that your head will repair itself. Keep the duct tape on, that is important. Your head will heal just in time for the next ‘splosion. Good luck to you.
So when did duct tape replace glitter bandages tied in bows?
LisaLassie, I’m just back from Target with fresh supplies of Hello Kitty duct tape for the clinic!! This should hold us thru the weekend.
http://duckbrand.com/Products/duck-tape/duck-tape-patterns.aspx?IDH=280314#ctl00
Neck pain from the head-tilt
Sore froat from ‘awwww’ing
and ditto for the head ‘sploding.
neck massage
slippery elm bark tea
duct tape and aspirin for ‘sploded head.
…and don’t forget the psychological damage!
Like the humiliation resulting from loved-ones rolling their eyes as if to say, “aren’t you a little old to be staring at pictures of baby animals?”
ashagato, we have a special PsyCOlogy department for the kind of damage you so aptly mention. Should you be unable to reach our clinic, we do have some self-help advice. Take your down-cast eyes back to CO and focus them on another CO picture or two or a thousand. The humiliation will be forgotten! Until next time. Repeat treatment. And so on.
Do you make house calls?
I am sorry to report that we at the clinic cannot make house calls. There are too few of us and oh so many too many of you. Also, we have found that every patient who suffers a CO-related injury inevitably repeats teh dangerous activity over and over and over….well, endlessly. Almost as if they are imcapable of learning. Or just don’t care about the consequenses of a CO visit. So we can help you in person at our clinic or through this Interweb clinic. Thank you for asking.
No disapprovals there!
Kiss me you fool!
Sweetest picture ever…
“Double your pleasure, double your fun,
With double cute, double cute, double cute buns.”
*golf clap*
Cinnabuns! I need to nibble on them.
i literally just went OMG! AAWWW!
One little bunny kissing another little bunny.
Don’t worry folks, soon there will be enough little bunnies for every one to cuddle!
Well… that’s how babies are made aren’t they? At least that’s what my cousin told me when we were 6 years old
Keeses!
or, alternatively described (in Miss Piggy’s voice) as
“kissy-kissy” !!!11!!!
Dulces besos! <3
do their wheeskers get tangled when they smooooch??
Enquiring minds want to know
Eet ees the month of loff, ees it not?
So les lapins speek the longwidge uv luuuuurve — zeeee Outrageous Frawnsche???
*geeegle*
Buns!!! I wish me and my sister’s rabbits were so nice to each other… every time I put my rabbit in the same area as hers, my rabbit starts to bully her and her rabbit starts making this clucking sound and trying to get away.
don’t just watch – slow the pushy guy down, and show li’l clucker no one’s allowed to really be hurtful – then let ‘em work out the pecking order- you might be surprised who ends up on top…
Bunny kisses are just the sweetest things.
Tulips in the garden,
Tulips in the park
But my favorite tulips
Are your two lips in the dark.
schaweet!
Sweeties!
awwww….keeeses!!!! and floof…and KEESES!
Upside-down kisses are the best!
I was so enchanted by those sweet little faces that it took me a while to figure out the 5 o’clock reference to the bunny ear positions–the Qte is affecting my reasoning abilities!
Go to the clinic!
Wow. I didn’t notice that at all… Was all “BUNNIES KEESING!!! ‘SPLODE! DROOL…”
D’oh! Thanks, loribelle! NOW I get it.
BTW the lack of bun disapproval here is a sweet change of pace.
I approve of this post
me too
dear CO clinic, I seem to have burst my own eardrums with a squeal of “kissing bunnies!!!!!!” Duct tape does not seem to have helped. *waves fluffy pink free CO clinic pass*
womblegirl, sorry about the delay. As you can imagine, we have very, very long waiting lines for treatment. You have suffered an unusual but not unseen CO injury. (by the way, your fluffy pink free CO clinlic pass is, well, Cute.) Firsts, we pour some soothing warmed baby oil into your ears. It will heal your eardrums and we will gently remove it so you can leave. Then , we give you a free Cute Overload Hearing Injury Protection (COHIP) cap. These lovely caps include earflaps which should always be down. They will protect your eardrums. They also include eyeflaps which can be drawn down over your eyes if the visuals begin to hurt your eyes. Your COHIP is fluffy and pink. Enjoy.
Are you sure this isn’t a set-up staged by Stieff or Gund? That’s too sweet to be real.
Where is the kissy smoochy sound?
sadly, due to hart-stoppage from supercuteness, i can’t make it to teh CO clinic
o well….”bun bun bunny bun” time !!11!!
I must say, Pyrit, that your ability to look past the anerableness of keesing buns to notice that the ears represent 5:00, and then to come up with a congruous witticism, all without your head ‘sploding from the qte, boggles my mind!! (Or what remains of my mind–there seems to be a lot of rainbow glitter around the computer. I may need the clinic!)
they’re so cute!