Dogs will come to you because they are good. Cats will come to you because they are good and ready.
9-week old Eisley is a fast learner, Sami S.
Here’s A Tip
January 24, 2012 By
Dogs will come to you because they are good. Cats will come to you because they are good and ready.
9-week old Eisley is a fast learner, Sami S.
When Dante was a kitten, he used to pick stuff up in his mouth, and bring it to me. He once brought me a five-dollar bill. Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, I always say.
Or being brought a nearly expired critter.
That’s what I need, a money retrieving kitten.
Same here, fleurdamour
The money that the kitty brought me would go to feeding, vet care etc. of said kitty 
My boyfriend once caught a $10 bill that fluttered past him as a pigeon flew by! Thanks, pigeon.
My Fatso was a klepto kitty, he would steal anything he could carry, belts, paper money, socks, pens, ect.
If you caught him in the act, he would quickly drop whatever he was carrying and lie down on it and look at you with an innocent look on hie face.
Valium and Shrimp steal my bras on the drying rack.
It was a little disconcerting at first to see a 18 pounds cat prancing proudly with a bra in his mouth, followed by a 8 pounds kitten playing with the straps.
And I’m not talking about the socks and.. er… unmentionable they destroyed.
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Bras. Oh yes. Stinky, rest his sweet soul, was the one who would drag a bra around like a leopard with a gazelle.
But they are so pround of bringing a prey to mommy! XD
May I have permission to use “prancing proudly with a bra in his mouth” as a stage direction in the play I’m writing?
Please do ( I don’t know why my first answer did take yesterday). But I must admit I’m curious about the theme of the play now.
J’adore ta bande dessinée! Ça pourrais être mes petits monstres “maman veut jouer” Ouais c’est exactement ça,
Heureusement qu’on les aime très très fort , hein?
Eisley can bring me money anytime!
Of course, Eisley can bring me Eisley anytime!!
There’s some money in the kitty.
Ha!
My cats never bring me their money, they only bring me their funny papers.
And in the middle of negotiations, they break down?
Every time.
It’s because they’re pussies.
O.O how did that not get you moderatededed?
Is hat a stripper kitty?
I mean that…..
On second thought, just put it on my tabby.
Hee hee. Tabby. Excellent!
“I am the one furcent.”
You win the Internets for today.
Can’t disagree.
nor can I.
And the one purrcent!
Match! And game point!
Venture Catipalist
one could dislocate one’s tongue pronouncing that word
How about ‘purrivate equity’?
Friends of mine have trained their dog to take dollar bills if offered. They take him to canine rescue charity events, and he’ll gently take the bill and bring it over to the donation kettle, where he’ll drop it in. They say they get a lot more donations when something that cute happens.
Cash and carry. I love it!
Take the money and run!
Is this the new currency to prevent counterfitters? I doubt any counterfit company could manage to reproduce the slightly wall-eyed gaze of a tired $100 kitten. It is fool-proof, I say!
However, this is going to be hell on my wallet.
I’ll need a bigger purse….
(yells to the orchestra)
“CUE THE ‘JAWS’ THEME !!!!!!”
A slight twist on that caption: The difference btwn dogs & cats? Dogs come when you call. Cats take a message and get back to you later.
I have four cats, and when I call the name of one of them, that one comes running. The only partial exception to the rule is that Eddy will come for any of the four names. Have I ever mentioned that he is plagued by insecurity, as well as being none too bright?
Ahh, it feels great to be back in the Mod Lounge after being away from this site for a few days. What’s for snacks and drinks tonight?
We still have delicious feet!
Cold sesame noodles?
Ha ha, that’s actually what I had for lunch yesterday!
My Nellie does the same thing. I always joke about changing her full name to “You, Too, Nellie.”
heehee I like this one too: Dogs have masters; cats have staff
Dogs come when you call, cats expect to be paid for making a personal appearance.
ding ding ding ding ding,,, we have winner!!!!
Dogs think of you as pack. Cats think of you as staff.
Mews Eisley?
YES! I had made the connection, but not the pun. PUUUUURRRRRFECT!
Got his mind on his money and his money on his mind …
I think someone needs to cash a little bit of that tip and invest it in some Q-tips and clean that poor baby’s ears! He’s too little and needs help!
Momwf
Kitty says “Don’t take any wooden nickels.”
Good tip.
TINEE TABBEE TITHE!
With every $100 withdrawal get a homeless tabby and no fees.
Brought to you by KittyBank
WIN!
At first sight, I thought it was that Oliver dudeeeeee!
Kitteh sez: I know I said, “Show me the money!!!”
But I didn’t think you would show me THIS MUCH!!! (is OK, though….;)
This here is a marmie, no? Where’s Teho?