Nobody Understands Emo Trump

Emo Trump is not afraid to fire Gary Busey if the Buce can’t deliver the goods.

Emo Trump is an influential world leader sought out by politicians, businessmen, and humanitarians, who show their respect by not staring at Emo Trump’s combover.

Emo Trump has dug up dirt about the missing birth certificate that you won’t believe. Seriously, you won’t believe it.

Life is hard good for Emo Trump.


It’s ZZ (pronounced “zee zee”) from Camille. Idea stolen from Meg.

Comments

  1. SO much cuter than the original Trump.

  2. I have to say this is your best post yet, TOMNOM. Had a good laugh out of the 2nd last line =D

  3. Blue Footed Booby says:

    Talk about damning with faint praise…

  4. LOL!! Not intended that way, but good point….

  5. and unlike his namesake, poor Emo Trump’s comb-over manages to look kinda hip, in an 80s Flock o’ Seagulls kinda way…

  6. :lol: Emo Trump played by ZZ is perfect!

    Let me explain, I think Trump is a di** (my personal opinion), and the way you say ZZ is ponounced (zee zee) is what we in Québec, use with a little boy when talking about their “member”.
    So what we have here is a di** playing a di**. No offence to the cute little doggie. ;-)

  7. Catsquatch says:

    Emo Trump is so interesting, his combover would break a less interesting mans head.

    ;D

  8. Catsquatch says:

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
    Oh thats PERFECT!

  9. NOMTOM, you owe me another keyboard. Beautifully played, sir!

  10. With that kind of baggage, no wonder pupperoo is a tad emo.

    He definitely needs a nose boop or something to brighten his day.

  11. Mod lounge again!!! And I didn’t even mention the King of the Road!

  12. Mary (the first) says:

    OMG. Too funny!!

  13. cellarmouse says:

    good one, gigi…

  14. Ha ha, when I got up yesterday, my hair had done some bizarre thing and when I looked in the mirror I looked exactly like Trump. It was very freaky. What a coincidence to see this today.

  15. Don’t you just love tog et up in the morning and look in themirror to find out what stylin’ thing your hair has been up to overnight? It’s a new surprise every day! (lol).

  16. And you have to wonder whether the hair did it on its own, or the cats styled it for you while you slept.

  17. It was all that partying with Skippy, eh? How did his birthday party go?

  18. I would cross party lines to vote for Emo Trump. He’s the only candidate with any qte.

  19. Emo Trump Says, “YOU’RE FIRED”

    Now get out of here while I style my awesome hair!

  20. ROFL… Okay I can just se it now Skippy is licking your head every which way to get your hair just so!

  21. Do blondes have more fun, ZZ?

  22. Emo Trump may not be afraid to fire people, but he then laments about it later, alone, with his journal of Morrissey-esque poetry.

  23. Skippy had a good birthday. I made much of him and sang to him and we all chowed down on Fancy Feast all day long.

  24. Unless there is a side of the Skipster that only comes out when I sleep, I don’t think so. Chloe, though, who loves to wash me, would probably be happy to play hairdresser. I need to set up an overnight kittycam.

  25. Sorry, but our excellent cover band “The Buffalo Herd” DOES take requests while you’re here.

  26. Blue Footed Booby says:

    I just went through a gigantic list of third party candidates and the best I can find is Kat Swift, one of the candidates for the Green Party. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kat_Swift

    Everyone else I could find a picture of is some combination of old, male, and terrifying.

  27. You mean he spends warm summer days indoors writing frightening verse?

    Poor Emo Trump.

  28. I just loled at the office…please don’t fire me!

  29. What a cutie patootie, and her beret is tres chic. Most importantly, she is neither old, male, pale, or terrifying. Long live the Goddess!

  30. A performer at Hilton Head, NC sang a song to my granddaughter, “Avery’s hair had a party last night, . . .” It’s a new look every morning!

  31. ZZ Pup sings Blue Jean Blues!

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