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We can’t handle the cute! Weasley, sent in by Kay W.
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January 12, 2012 By
That is one happy, content, trusting, kitteh!
What a floofy long tail on that little bebeh.
AWW
I so want to gently snorgle that kitty 
“When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!”
God, I loved that song when I was in kindergarten.
@Juno: me, too!
Yikes, that song….. brings back bad memories of Gr 9 Initiation, standing on the cafeteria table having to sing that. Now if I’d had a cute, floofy cat to hold at the time it would have been a much more pleasant experience.
Here’s my variation:
I’m a little Persian, short and stout,
Here is my muzzle here is my meowt.
When you tip me over then I shout,
Rub my tummy or watch out!
“meowt” — heeeeeeeeeee!
I believe that is the Navy’s newest haircraft carrier.
Hairier jump jet?
@ 2600: those vessels are also called “Cruise ships” by the Cognoscenti
(aka the dependent chirr’un of the “sailor boys & sailor gurrls”)
Well, if the kitteh in the picture were a boy, then this could be the “Tom Cruise ship.” Thanks for the info, Firdie.
“Weasley”?!? Brilliant! I loffs it.
And s/he even has the appropriate coloring for a Weasley!
Comfortabuhls posish – dang cats always make me wish I could straaayyyych out like that on the carpet !
That’s a booby tap cat, because if you pull the handle it will explode!
Grrr! I think my keyboard is booby traped
LOL!!! That’s why they make it look so irresistable.
Anyone touches that handle gotta watch out for the bajillions of pointy objects coming flying at them! That would be Plan(c)k’s Constant!
Science!
….. and witty science at that.
Gonna sleep riiiiiiiight….here.
You WILL walk around me.
It’s the latest designer handbag. You can tell it’s authentic by the little heart logo on the back leg.
(if this is a double post, my first one didn’t show up – and didn’t say it was in mod either….)
Yes! The heart! Too sweet.
hey COers, guess who has two thumbs and got to bring Miss Schnozz in to work today??
THIS GIRL!
*happydance*
*joins tracylee, Affirmed Cat Person
*cough*
in doing a happydance, a la Snoopy: *
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs17/i/2007/122/3/e/Snoopy_Dancing_by_jessie4508.jpg
Awwww, is Miss Schnozz all tired out from being loved on all day? I wish I had been there to give her pats, and strokes and coo at her…
My dad used to sing the song with both hands on his hips, thusly:
“I’m a little teapot, short and stout;
Here is my handle, here is my …
Good Lord, I’m a sugarbowl!”
This explains a LOT about me.
HA! I admire your dad.
Sounds like my Father-in-law with his grandkids.
My godfather use to mangle ‘Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star”, much to my agonized delight! I used to love to correct him, and he ALWAYS acted so shocked.
Such sweet men, to play with young children so patiently. Good memories.
LOL, I’m sure my dad sang a lot when I was a kid, because that’s the kind of dad he was, but the only song I can remember for sure is the one about the ol’ dead skunk in the middle of the road.
So fun! Thanks for this, I hadn’t seen it …
Your dad is a comic genius, because I giggled out loud and I never even met your dad!
Too dang funny.
You’ve heard of downward dog? Well observe, and be enlightened, by the little known and rarely seen yoga position… flattened cat.
Strangely, I see it all the time in my house…. usually in the reversed position!
and if you time it right, you can pick up the whole carpet with that
Well, you gotta have something to hold your creamsicle with. This is better than that wooden stick.
Win!
I just love radiant floor heating too on a cold winters day.
Aww…the poor putty tat fall down.
*Looking around to see where Tweety Bird got to*.
You people are insane.
No, we are amoozed, and more importantly, amoozing. Therefore, we are superior to all apocryphal remarks from 19th century British royalty.
Where else on the ‘net are you getting bazillions of people whose brains have turned to puddin’ from Teh Qte, yet still make witty remarks about Planck’s constant?!?
My old cat Oona used to lie like that all the time. People couldn’t believe their eyes! She was a tad plump so when photographed from above she was shaped like a seal. Adorbs.
I think if you pick up kitteh by that handle, you get a face full of claws.
I’ve NEVER see a cat lie like that. Quite spectacular stretchinks!