Today, Billy, that mean kid, called me a baaaaaad word!
These are Sara H.’s Nigerian Dweeb Dwarf goats; Huckleberry (brown face) and Clementine (all white face).
Dear Diary,
January 6, 2012 By
Today, Billy, that mean kid, called me a baaaaaad word!
These are Sara H.’s Nigerian Dweeb Dwarf goats; Huckleberry (brown face) and Clementine (all white face).
Kids are sooooo cruel!
They get your goat every chance they get.
and, sometimes, those billy goats are gruff
NOhhhhhh, NOES!!! Nawt a nawty word!!!! He was a baaaaaaaad kid!!!
Yeah, that’s gruff.
that bully billy just gets my goat…
someone needs to PUNch him
no butts about it…
I know you all are just kidding right…*ba rum bum*
Looks like Huckleberry is going in for a kiss… I”m not sure how Clementine feels about it, though.
Clementine wants her nanny (goat)!
OMG. Huckleberry. SUCH a cutie pie.
I see what you did there!
Oh, the drama!
That’s it, I’m immediately moving to an area where I can keep dwarf goatlets. I must have a herd of them to love and care for and to watch them frolic and sproing.
That’s pretty much my “if I ever win the lottery” dream. I want to move to Colorado (or somewhere else with mountains and trees and snow and where it isn’t summer for six months) and raise goats. Frolicking and sproinging goatlets would be the icing on the cake.
+In them thar mountains you’ll get icing on just about everything ,especially in the wintertime !!
hah!…
Huckleberry looks as though he’s wearing a caveman-style fur garment.
[in best John McEnroe rant voice] You’ve got to be kidding me!
You cannot be serious!
Okay, maybe somebody can tell me: what’s the difference between dwarf goats and pygmy goats? (Or is there one?)
Signed,
Confused City Gal
THey are two different breeds of goats
African Pygmy goats and Nigerian Dwarf goats.
Pygmy goats are heavy boned and almost as wide as they are tall. They are
Dwarf goats are little miniature milking style goats small boned and colorfully marked. They are a good companion goat because they are very gentle versus a pygmy who will butt any one close by.
Opps forgot to finish about teh pygmy goats they are rough and tumble kind of goats taht like a good tussle.
oh my darlin!
oh my darlin!
oh my daaaaarrrlin Clementine!
Want!
Always such drama with kids!!
Ha! I see what you did there…
~OOOOOOOH
Mairzy doats
And dozeyed oats
and little lambs eat ivy
A kid’ll eat ivy too
Wouldn’t you?!~
XD
Oh, Yeah Wbirdie ! Way to go – like hope &crosby !!
This whole story just gets my goat !!!!!!!!
Yeah, I know – that was baaaaaaaaaaad !
Dear Sara H:
Here, lemme help you with Huckleberry & Clementine. You go inside, sit on the couch with a beverage & relax. It’s too much work, caring for them.
I’ll “handle this” !!!
Signed,
Shifty eyes
I dare you to stuff those goats in your clothing, no matter how “dwarf” they are.
No problem! Just rent a nun costume & tell ‘em you dropped by on your way to bowling night w/the He$$’s Angels. Then tuck goats under your skirt & tell Bubba to floor his Harley outta der!
Just make sure you know the type of nun you’re posing as. These days, not all nuns wear the black habits.
Signed,
Law-abiding Nun’s niece
(‘Cuz her order doesn’t wear habits anymore…)
Shouldn’t it be, “Dear Dairy?”
That’s how I read it!
it occurs to me that the bounding games played by young goats are plyometric exercises meant to strengthen their type-2 muscle fibers so they can jump high and far when they grow heavier.
if you’ll pardon the total lack of cruel homophones in this post