Dear Diary,

Today, Billy, that mean kid, called me a baaaaaad word!

These are Sara H.’s Nigerian Dweeb Dwarf goats; Huckleberry (brown face) and Clementine (all white face).



  1. Kids are sooooo cruel!

  2. NOhhhhhh, NOES!!! Nawt a nawty word!!!! He was a baaaaaaaad kid!!! 🙄

  3. cellarmouse says:

    that bully billy just gets my goat…

  4. Mary (the first) says:

    Looks like Huckleberry is going in for a kiss… I”m not sure how Clementine feels about it, though.

  5. 260Oakley says:

    Yeah, that’s gruff.

  6. 😆 😆 😆

  7. Clementine wants her nanny (goat)!

  8. OMG. Huckleberry. SUCH a cutie pie.

  9. Alice Shortcake says:

    Oh, the drama!

  10. TrixandSam says:

    That’s it, I’m immediately moving to an area where I can keep dwarf goatlets. I must have a herd of them to love and care for and to watch them frolic and sproing.

  11. skippymom says:

    Huckleberry looks as though he’s wearing a caveman-style fur garment.

  12. [in best John McEnroe rant voice] You’ve got to be kidding me!

  13. That’s pretty much my “if I ever win the lottery” dream. I want to move to Colorado (or somewhere else with mountains and trees and snow and where it isn’t summer for six months) and raise goats. Frolicking and sproinging goatlets would be the icing on the cake.

  14. victoreia says:

    Okay, maybe somebody can tell me: what’s the difference between dwarf goats and pygmy goats? (Or is there one?)


    Confused City Gal

  15. oh my darlin!
    oh my darlin!
    oh my daaaaarrrlin Clementine!

  16. Want!

  17. Flutterby says:

    Always such drama with kids!!


    Mairzy doats
    And dozeyed oats
    and little lambs eat ivy
    A kid’ll eat ivy too
    Wouldn’t you?!~


  19. Ha! I see what you did there…

  20. bob drummond says:

    +In them thar mountains you’ll get icing on just about everything ,especially in the wintertime !!

  21. bob drummond says:

    Oh, Yeah Wbirdie ! Way to go – like hope &crosby !!

  22. bob drummond says:

    This whole story just gets my goat !!!!!!!!
    Yeah, I know – that was baaaaaaaaaaad !

  23. SlaveToCat says:

    They get your goat every chance they get.

  24. and, sometimes, those billy goats are gruff

  25. Fird Birfle says:

    Dear Sara H:

    Here, lemme help you with Huckleberry & Clementine. You go inside, sit on the couch with a beverage & relax. It’s too much work, caring for them.
    I’ll “handle this” !!!

    Shifty eyes

  26. You cannot be serious!

  27. I dare you to stuff those goats in your clothing, no matter how “dwarf” they are. 😛

  28. someone needs to PUNch him

  29. No problem! Just rent a nun costume & tell ’em you dropped by on your way to bowling night w/the He$$’s Angels. Then tuck goats under your skirt & tell Bubba to floor his Harley outta der! 😉

  30. Shouldn’t it be, “Dear Dairy?”

  31. it occurs to me that the bounding games played by young goats are plyometric exercises meant to strengthen their type-2 muscle fibers so they can jump high and far when they grow heavier.

    if you’ll pardon the total lack of cruel homophones in this post

  32. Fird Birfle says:


  33. cellarmouse says:


  34. cellarmouse says:

    no butts about it…

  35. I know you all are just kidding right…*ba rum bum*

  36. THey are two different breeds of goats
    African Pygmy goats and Nigerian Dwarf goats.

    Pygmy goats are heavy boned and almost as wide as they are tall. They are

    Dwarf goats are little miniature milking style goats small boned and colorfully marked. They are a good companion goat because they are very gentle versus a pygmy who will butt any one close by.

  37. Opps forgot to finish about teh pygmy goats they are rough and tumble kind of goats taht like a good tussle.

  38. I see what you did there!

  39. That’s how I read it!

  40. Just make sure you know the type of nun you’re posing as. These days, not all nuns wear the black habits.

    Law-abiding Nun’s niece
    (‘Cuz her order doesn’t wear habits anymore…)