Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! (smack!)

Slip me some flipper, brah! I haven’t seen you since we hatched, man! What was that, like, about a hundred years ago? Totally!



  1. Note to self: get large tank of water and fill with turtles/tortoises.

  2. First you were all like “whoa”, and we were like “whoa”, and you were like “whoa…”

  3. Dude, where’s my shell??

  4. victoreia says:

    Dang, both Nemo quotes I remember have already been said!

  5. Just keep swimming.

  6. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    Hey, Teho! Sure, I can go for that, duuuuude!

  7. Sea turtle pas de deux!

  8. Or pas de dude??

  9. Moi, Actually says:

    And I was like, tortally, man.

  10. Megumi's Mom says:

    I was thinking just exactly that…

  11. Martha in Washington says:

    Long time, no sea! *apologies*

  12. doomchild says:


  13. Janine Melnitz says:

    Tortoises wouldn’t like that at all!

  14. Brilliant. 🙂
    P.S.: Mellow music putting me to sleep… zzzzzzzzzzzz

  15. Rightous! Noggins!

  16. LOL…I was gonna say that…


    Love nemo..turtle

  17. I like your dialogue, but the actual video makes it look like aggression. “this is MY reef, dude, back off!”

  18. bob drummond says:

    I am like, totally Dude , surprised to see two turtles out in the open sea giving each other “FIVE” ! Brilliant camera work – Dudes !!!!!

  19. I hate to burst your bubbles (pun intended), but these are two MALE sea turtles who were sparring over territory. Now swim away….

  20. It still looked really cool. The high-five is calling out for a gif. Anybody? Anybody?

  21. Teho! We miss you! Happy new year!

  22. This is COland – we will see Qte only!

  23. Thats why they had to cut the camera….turned into a duel

    “Twwwwacck, twwack…”

    Its a big ocean but not big enough for the two of us…”dude!!!”

  24. Duuuude… Where’s my car?

  25. Also reminds me of this scene:

  26. Fird Birfle says:


  27. Fird Birfle says:

    Like, YAY, dudes !!!!

  28. Ahhh! My favorite quote 🙂

  29. bob drummond says:

    This is not nat.geo people ,this C.O. ! I DON’T SEE A FIGHT GOING DOWN I only see two turtles greeing each other ! Thank you ! Watch the WWE if you want 2 C a fight !

  30. Fleurdamour says:

    A turtle fight would happen very slowly, wouldn’t it?

  31. That’s turtley awesome.

  32. Thanks. Gonna be a BUSY year. Uff da.

  33. You probably don’t need to apologize for that, in this crowd… 🙄

  34. Keanu turtle…lol

  35. hey when are the dancing turtle lessons, i’m ready whenever you get it right the first time.

  36. Fird Birfle says:

    Murph FTW!!!!


  38. bob drummond says:

    You mean Pirated !!!!! Com eback here you theif !!!!!!!!!