The Tiniest Porker

He’s smaller than a cat, he can’t climb stairs! He just wants to be loffed.

Some folks have yet to meet the most anerabuhl house pig in the world. For those folks, here you go:

Mischa M. reminded moi about this one and it’s an overdue Encore Presentayshe™.


  1. Kingsford like the charcoal? That’s just mean. ;-]

  2. Bacon would be worse…:D

  3. 6ToedCatsRule says:

    Vivian named his pig Bacon Sandwich.

  4. It wasn’t a pig, it was a ferret!

  5. 6ToedCatsRule says:

    It was a severely deformed ferret that looked a little bit like a pig. To me it looked exactly like a pig.

  6. OMG!! Sooo tiny!! You could fit him in a hotdog bun!

  7. Fird Birfle says:

    yahbut …..erm ….

  8. Beth (in MD) says:

    EEEEEEEEnnnnhhhhhhhhh! How does this even exist?? I think he’s smaller than my rabbit!

  9. mimikitty says:

    wow wow wow wow…. TOOOO CUTE!!!

  10. I’ve never posted this before, but here goes…..SQUEEEEEEEEE……….

  11. Squee, squee, squee,
    All the way home.

  12. clevaire, mademoiselle!

  13. gwennaelle says:

    Not sure why, but I laughed my butt off at the close-up peeing part.

  14. skippymom says:

    Because he’s peeing, that’s why!

  15. Bathroom humor ALWAYS gets a laugh… Hehehehehe

  16. Skippymom, expanding her horizons!

  17. skippymom says:

    Look, I work with little kids. I’ve been conditioned to understand that the most hilarious things in the world are pee, poo, underpants and belly buttons.

  18. and flatulence. can’t forget flatulence.

  19. skippymom says:

    Oddly enough, I don’t go anywhere near that topic as I find it too gross to be funny. Go figure.

  20. The vid was cute, but I didn’t really need to see a pig peeing while I was trying to eat breakfast :)

  21. Lynne Skysong says:

    I think it was to show that he was litter box trained (or currently being trained). I think that bonus would increase the number of pig owners.

  22. OK, I want 30. :P

  23. How do they teach it to make potty in the litterbox?! I neeeeeds one!!!

  24. Probably just like cat.

  25. Mary (the first) says:

    How did I miss this the first time it was presented? This is too much!! And the scenery, gorgeous!

  26. Fleudamour says:

    Ze peeg must take a sweem
    To get ze meelks off of his cheen.

  27. Alice Shortcake says:

    It’s enough to put you off bacon.

  28. 260Oakley says:

    Who doesn’t enjoy a BLT? (Bitty Little Trotter)

  29. walking on the wild side, eh, Oakley???

  30. Alice Shortcake says:

    Yes, she went there.

  31. Yes I remember Kingsford from the first time he was on CO. He is extremely cute in this video but I wonder how big he is now and if he still uses the litter box…and how big IT is. :lol:

  32. TrixandSam says:

    *goes directly to the Snickering Lounge. Does not pass Go, does not collect $200*

  33. What’s with the Dexter-esque music? Gives me the creepers!

  34. I was thinking the same thing! In the opening credits is Dexter cooking and cutting some pork?!

  35. Want

  36. baileysgrandmom says:

    Well, he may be smaller than the cat…But just like a cat, he seems to love running in and out from between their feet. Why is it cats always think they have to LEAD when you go walking together? They don’t know where you are going!
    And I, too, would like to know how “big” piglet is by now.

  37. victoreia says:

    I think they think they’re herding you! (At least, that’s the impression I always get from my two. “No, no, THIS way, Mom! To the food dish!”)

  38. teeny peeg! Lof heem.

  39. Sasha's Mum says:

    I was so pleased to see the scenes where they take him for a run/walk. Obvy they are *not* fattening him up for their next luau!

  40. kibblenibble says:

    Cat: I don’t know what you are, but leave me alone!!

  41. Cat: Don’t you know barnyard animals do not belong in the house?!?

  42. The cat is all, “Back off, pork rind.”

  43. Flutterby says:

    LOL the look on the kitteh’s face … what? are you STILL following me?? buzz off ya little pest!!

    His name cracks me up – charcoal briquette – such a QTpi !!

  44. Hes about the size of one…:)

  45. one of my favorite videos of all time. meg has it so right – he just wants to be loffed, and that is all that he wants.

  46. The best part is when the piglet is harassing the cat :D

  47. Freaking awwwwwwwwwwwwwww………………

  48. He eats like a pig…sorry, couldn’t resist.

  49. Fird Birfle says:


  50. Sooo happy to see this encore–he is beyond adorable! Love his speedy little legs as he is trying to keep up with his humans. SQUEE!!

  51. Now I see where the term “trotters” comes from…

  52. HRH QueenCat says:


  53. OMG, Kingsford is the cutest leetle theeng I’ve ever seen!

    Also, he’s considerably smarter than my black lab, who thinks the ocean is something you drink.


  55. Fird Birfle says:

    convincing enough for me !!!
    Give ‘er a mini- piggie !!!!

  56. You forgot to say PLEEEEAAAASSSEEE!!!

  57. andcarryitaroundandicanhugitandsqueezeitandkeepitformyveryown!!! :D

  58. Kenna! Whoa! Take a breath!!! Okay, now another one. Goood, good. Passing out minimizes the time to enjoy the qte. ;)

  59. But when you see such Qte you pass out anyway, so if you pass out first, you’re actually saving time being passed out. If you know what I mean.

  60. I think my soul just exploded.


  62. doomchild says:

    I do so hope he’ll be loffed even when he’s not quite so tiny.. but knowing most people, that’s not very likely :’-(

  63. How, HOW is it possible he was held or pet ONE SINGLE TIME!!!??? Those people are MEAN!!!!! One giant step for mankind, 1,000 little bitty trotting steps for Kingford…

  64. He looks well cared for! :)

  65. Fird Birfle says:

    Heem lahks hims meeelks !!!!

  66. Fird Birfle says:

    Also (at about 1:20) : BOOP !!!!!

  67. Love the Morricone-esque score.

  68. So what kind of piglet is this? Does he get much bigger? Where can I learn more about this?!!!

  69. Awwn look at this cold little piggy who gets a warm bath… [face at 0:41 :)]

  70. After seeing this video I started looking at how to get my own pig, and I came across this… :(

  71. Very disturbing!

  72. Oh my GOD HE’S SO TINY! How can he be real? He can’t be real!

    This is KILLING ME.

  73. Empressgoth says:

    He is too adorabale!

  74. It honestly concerned me that I didn’t see any cuddling or warmth given to that piglet – outside of the first bottle feeding part. All animals need cuddling!!!!!

  75. Not all animals require or even want cuddling. I have 60- to 75-pound tortoises that definitely do NOT want to be cuddled. Fed? Definitely. The occasional head rub? Okay, maybe, IF they’re in a receptive mood. But definitely not cuddles. Some pets are “for display purposes only” and many reptiles fit into that category.

  76. But piglets are not reptiles and they are very intelligent and need affection. I was bothered by the lack of warmth these people showed. Even the running away from the piglet to show how it followed, was a bit disturbing.

  77. To be fair, darlin’, we only saw a leetle 3 min. video where Kingsfor (such a noble monicker) trots his stuff. For all we know, the rest of the 57 minutes in the hour was spent with Kingsford cuddled to within an inch of his life. Perhaps we could give them the benefit of the doubt?

  78. Oh god, oh god why?! Why must we look for ways to cure erectile dysfunction, acid reflux, and the like. Why are scientists not looking for ways to make piggies stay this small?!!

    I want a peeg. I want him or her to weigh less than 15 pounds when he/she is full grown. That is all. Oh wait, I also want a mini giraffe like the oppulence guy. Oh yeah, and a house hippo. That will do. OK, I’d like a penguin as well. With a backpack. That picks up fresh fish at the local market.

    OK science, let’s get to it!

    Wait, wait! Can I add something to that order or is it too late? I’ll take a side order of chipmunks. They don’t need to do anything special, just not bite me, if it isn’t too much to ask.

  79. A penguin. With a backpack. That picks up fresh fish at the local market.

  80. Outrageous Science, Inc. Customer Service response: We’re sorry, but at this time it is beyond our capabilities to stop chipmunks from biting people.

  81. I LOVE KINGSFORD!!! Gosh, it’s been so long!! I would literally cry with tears of joy/cuteness/inexplicable awe if I had such a teensy pig as Kingsford!

  82. Love the music!

  83. Faces of meth. = o

  84. Lewis n' Clark says:

    still in moderation. Oh well, good to see that somebody already got rid of the New Year’s diet resolution snacks in the mod lounge, and re-stocked with cheeze-its and dark chocolate

  85. Awww. If I had a peeg I’d name him Gwaltney. j/k ;-)

    And wow– they never have to teach him to “Heel” like a dog. He’s always right there!

  86. I’d like to see what Kingsford looks like today. Are there any more recent videos of him?

  87. emmberrann says:

    Cat is all “Get away from me, boy, ya bodda me!” like W.C. Fields, who notably disliked kids (and maybe piglets, too).


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