Limited-time FREE offer!

What? Christmas almost here and you still haven’t bought a Cute Overload page-a-day or wall calendar for yourself or someone you love? Well, to sweeten the deal, the next 100 buyers get this HamBlast™ XL-3200 hamster launcher absolutely free!*

Photo of Lucy by Mathijs V.

* To claim item, customer must personally hand deliver the original, unwrinkled, laminated and framed sales receipt to Cute Overload Redemption Center, Andahuaylas, Peru, between the hours of midnight and 2 PM during a full moon. Bring tap shoes. Allow two to three years for processing. Shipping and fulfillment charges may apply; payment terms may be arranged through our Financing department. Offer not valid in southern hemisphere. Also in northern hemisphere. Offer shall be null and void if the party of the first part, hereinafter referred to as “the party of the first part,” fails to adhere to conditions of this…


  1. Law-school Me is itching to post a rant about form contracts…

  2. *snicker* Love the fading “fine print”!

    And for the record, I have gotten my wall calendar, thankyouverymuch!

  3. “That’s what’s called the ‘Sanity Clause.'” :P

  4. Ha!! Or I guess I should say “Ho Ho Ho.”

  5. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    “Ah, you no-a fool me. There’s-a no such thing as a Sanity Clause.”

  6. +1, my favorite movie ever. :D

  7. I would of been VERY disappointed if you hadn’t known THAT line NTMTOM.

  8. He’s the Party of the First Part! :D

  9. So this offer is valid if I live at the equator! Excellent.

  10. Also valid on the moon.

  11. *Marvin the Martian voice* “My HamBlast™ XL-3200 hamster launcher! That creature has stolen my HamBlast™ XL-3200 hamster launcher!” :D

  12. Oh my Bob! I love Marvin the Martian!!! Great impression Theresa….you sound just like him.

  13. My cat, Dante, looks just like him. :D

  14. You’ll put your eye out with one of those things.

  15. Oh, thank you! I’m watching that movie sometime this week, and you’ve just added to my anticipation!

  16. What? I’m from Perú! I’ll go to Andahuaylas to claim my HamBlast™ XL-3200! Yay!

  17. Wait, have you read the rest of the fine print yet?

  18. Fird Birfle says:

    ???? Fine print?????


  19. NTMTOM!!

  20. Fird Birfle says:

    heh heh and heh

    Bring tap shoes.

    And not valid in southern hemisphere. Also northern hemisphere.

    As Sheldon would say:
    “baZINGA !!!!! ” :)

  21. “And some rye bread.” :P

  22. PS: And two hard-boiled eggs!

  23. LisaLassie says:

    I want to get a HamBlast™ XL-3200 hamster launcher. I live in the Eastern Hemisphere and find your terms acceptable. Looking forward to meeting you and getting my fabulous HamBlast™ XL-3200 hamster launcher. And I already have my calendar.

  24. keep the launcher. give me the hammie. ;)

  25. Can we launch him to you?

  26. *gets out catcher’s mitt, stands in front of pile of pillows* ;)

  27. Does the lancher include a hammie? If so, can I select its breed and gender? Are there other color options for the launcher than the one shown in the picture, because green doesn’t really go with my furniture. I’d like a red one, or preferably burgundy, please.

  28. oooh – what else ya got in that Cute Overload Redemption Center in Peru? I was just there and I didn’t get a chance to pop into the visitors’ center…

  29. Funny you should say that, because although I live dead on the equator, I’m in Peru for a tap recital at 12.42 am next Thursday…! Which is a break from my day job, which is ironing receipts.

    Yours etc…

  30. MerryandHappyandFestiveandCheerful seasonal events to all! You have filled my life with humor and wisdom all year, thanks so very much, Every Peep!


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