Limited-time FREE offer!

What? Christmas almost here and you still haven’t bought a Cute Overload page-a-day or wall calendar for yourself or someone you love? Well, to sweeten the deal, the next 100 buyers get this HamBlast™ XL-3200 hamster launcher absolutely free!*


Photo of Lucy by Mathijs V.

* To claim item, customer must personally hand deliver the original, unwrinkled, laminated and framed sales receipt to Cute Overload Redemption Center, Andahuaylas, Peru, between the hours of midnight and 2 PM during a full moon. Bring tap shoes. Allow two to three years for processing. Shipping and fulfillment charges may apply; payment terms may be arranged through our Financing department. Offer not valid in southern hemisphere. Also in northern hemisphere. Offer shall be null and void if the party of the first part, hereinafter referred to as “the party of the first part,” fails to adhere to conditions of this…

Comments

  1. Law-school Me is itching to post a rant about form contracts…

  2. *snicker* Love the fading “fine print”!

    And for the record, I have gotten my wall calendar, thankyouverymuch!

  3. So this offer is valid if I live at the equator! Excellent.

  4. *Marvin the Martian voice* “My HamBlast™ XL-3200 hamster launcher! That creature has stolen my HamBlast™ XL-3200 hamster launcher!” :D

  5. “That’s what’s called the ‘Sanity Clause.'” :P

  6. You’ll put your eye out with one of those things.

  7. What? I’m from Perú! I’ll go to Andahuaylas to claim my HamBlast™ XL-3200! Yay!

  8. Ha!! Or I guess I should say “Ho Ho Ho.”

  9. NTMTOM!!

  10. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    “Ah, you no-a fool me. There’s-a no such thing as a Sanity Clause.”

  11. Fird Birfle says:

    heh heh and heh

    Bring tap shoes.

    And not valid in southern hemisphere. Also northern hemisphere.

    As Sheldon would say:
    “baZINGA !!!!! ” :)

  12. I would of been VERY disappointed if you hadn’t known THAT line NTMTOM.

  13. He’s the Party of the First Part! :D

  14. Oh my Bob! I love Marvin the Martian!!! Great impression Theresa….you sound just like him.

  15. Wait, have you read the rest of the fine print yet?

  16. Oh, thank you! I’m watching that movie sometime this week, and you’ve just added to my anticipation!

  17. LisaLassie says:

    I want to get a HamBlast™ XL-3200 hamster launcher. I live in the Eastern Hemisphere and find your terms acceptable. Looking forward to meeting you and getting my fabulous HamBlast™ XL-3200 hamster launcher. And I already have my calendar.

  18. keep the launcher. give me the hammie. ;)

  19. My cat, Dante, looks just like him. :D

  20. Can we launch him to you?

  21. Also valid on the moon.

  22. Fird Birfle says:

    ???? Fine print?????

    (*snerk*)

  23. Does the lancher include a hammie? If so, can I select its breed and gender? Are there other color options for the launcher than the one shown in the picture, because green doesn’t really go with my furniture. I’d like a red one, or preferably burgundy, please.

  24. *gets out catcher’s mitt, stands in front of pile of pillows* ;)

  25. “And some rye bread.” :P

  26. PS: And two hard-boiled eggs!

  27. oooh – what else ya got in that Cute Overload Redemption Center in Peru? I was just there and I didn’t get a chance to pop into the visitors’ center…

  28. +1, my favorite movie ever. :D

  29. Funny you should say that, because although I live dead on the equator, I’m in Peru for a tap recital at 12.42 am next Thursday…! Which is a break from my day job, which is ironing receipts.

    Yours etc…

  30. MerryandHappyandFestiveandCheerful seasonal events to all! You have filled my life with humor and wisdom all year, thanks so very much, Every Peep!

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