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A raccoon from RaccoonsToGo.com shows your finicky loved ones that you care enough to give gifts of distinction, and not boring items like sweaters that happen to be XL when they wear an L, and they act all insulted like you think they’re fat when it’s just that you were really busy this year and had to shop at the last minute and didn’t know what size they wore and anyway it’s a lovely pattern so would it have killed you to wear it at least once to be nice and not rolled your eyes like that?
Well, let’s see how snotty you get with a raccoon tearing around your living room, knocking over those stupid Hummel figurines that you never let me touch when I was a kid even though I promised to be careful! Oh yeah — that boring sweater’s looking pretty good now, isn’t it? Isn’t it, you pompous, ungrateful old…
Erm… I seem to have wandered off a bit there. Anyway, order now!