Them’s fightin’ words. [chews grass]
Reckon a feller like you best be amblin’ on outta town or it’s Rusty’s Roadhouse, you and me, high noon. [spits, moves grass to other side of mouth]
Nice mud flaps, conorwithonen
Who You Callin’ Yellow, Hombre?
December 13, 2011 By
stamp! your little duckie feets.
we don’t take kindly to that type of talk round these parts.
oh! duckling has some sass to spare!
wings on his hips, bobbing his head, all that’s missing is the three snaps in a z formation
SQUUUEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
What Fird said!
When he throws a punch, you’d better duck.
Should we pay you for that pun now, or put it on your bill?
Better pay me now, I’m kind of flighty.
These puns are fowl…
And featherbrained
I would NEVER diss Mr. Ducky McDuckerson. I’m too scared. And he’s too cute.
Word.
Wet wing tip!
What, do I have something on my face? *touches the wrong side* I don’t feel anything.
Duck, duck….GOOSE!!
Thank you, I was going to bring that up. Pretty stout gams for a duck.
Yello as a mirmillo. Wait does anyone know what a mirmillo IS?!
Aw, I got chucked in the Mod Lounge. Pass the gingersnaps and hot cocoa.
It’s probably actually ‘yellow as a marmelo’. Marmelo is Portuguese for quince, which is _quite_ yellow when ripe (and makes good jam, hence ‘marmalade’, originally made from quinces; the stuff made with oranges was originally called ‘oringeado’).
However, for completeness, murmello, aka mirmello, was a type of gladiator, named after a Greek word for fish, and noted for his high helmet embossed with scales. Other than the distinctive helmet, his equipment was the same as the secutor (chaser, because he chased his opponent around the arena): short sword, shield, left shin guard, and left arm protector made of leather strips or rope.
I really _shouldn’t_ be allowed access to a search engine… or sharp objects…
oh, don’t stop, serenpoly; may we have more please…
You scare me… but in a good way. LOL
I would never disrespect your duckness, Your Duckness!
A scene from the classic western “My duckling Clementine”
What are YOU lookin’ at?! Watch it, or I’ll mess you up just like I did to that smack talking earthworm a minute ago!
I believe it’s to other side of mouf, in this case.
meanwhile, back at the ranch…
No mama, I didn’t get into a fight at school, honest.
Why do you ask??