Ruh-roh.
Someone has been hitting the ooze button.
Rise and shine, Cocoa! [sing-song.] You too Alexis A.
Woke Up, Fell Out of Bed
December 12, 2011 by
Ruh-roh.
Someone has been hitting the ooze button.
Rise and shine, Cocoa! [sing-song.] You too Alexis A.
OMG what a smush/butterball!!
GGAAAHHH!!! Eyes, toes, nose, ears! SQUEEEE!
so tie-tie
and large paw pads
i believe the common nomenclature is: toe beans?
“…ran a comb across my….oh never mind.”
I was going to say he’s too tired to “run a comb across his head” or “make his way downstairs” – unless he can ooze down the stairs.
Just so long as he doesn’t find his way downstairs to have a smoke.
I thought it was have a cup?
You’re right; the juke-box in my head skipped a verse or two.
Just don’t play B-17.
Cocoa puff!
I’d love to drag a comb across his/her head. After he/she wakes up, of course.
“Went downstairs and had a pup…”
Somebody needs to turn this pup on.
OK, I’ll do it, because I’d love to.
Isn’t that lyric, to “turn [him/ her] o-wu-wu-wu-ahn”????
Could I pick him up and mold him into a different creature? Could I divide him and shape the halves into smaller puppies? If I motorboated his fat little body would it leave an impression of my face?
If a leaf falls in a forest, and this pup isn’t there to hear it ….
Is it possible that the thought process involved squinching his eyes as tightly shut as possible to avoid any chance of waking?
Cocoa is quickly using up his gravity quota.
He can have my share.
OMG, it looks like a baby bear!
PS:
I SO agree with the hovertext. On my day off, morning sometimes begins at two in the afternoon.
Ye gods, how I wish that could be so for me!
*uses sparkly magic wand and declares “It is so, for victoreia!!!!”
Thanks, Fird, but you missed the feline overlords…..
I’d like to get in on that 2 pm morning start time, too.
PPS: BEEP!
I am rendered helpless by those fat toes. I will now be of absolutely no use for the rest of the day. I hope my boss understands.
P.S. She’s a dog person.
You should be all set, then.
I want to nap
withon this puppeh!Miss Schnozz lets me nap on her, but she’s kinda bony. Cocoa looks like a perfectly chubbular pillow
Miss Schnozz sounds (and looks) like a perfectly adorable pooch!
Fluff, fluff, and MORE fluff!! Luvs eet!
it’s a baby bear!
I call matchingks (for the second time in a week!): toe beans and tile floor!
OK, who deboned the dog?