Hey friends come on down to Crazy Louie’s Carpet Warehouse we got bargains galore on cut-pile, dog-pile, dirt-pile, gomer-pile you name it we got it we even throw in a free hamster with every roll how do we do it you ask? well it’s simple we buy in bulk and pass the cuteness on to you so come on down that’s Crazy Louie’s in the Vista del Pueblo del Mar Outlet Mall in Irwindale and I’ll see’ya here.
“Peek a boo,” says Flickr user Jannes Pockele.
Peek-a-boo cute!
Ham sez: I enjoy a nice shag as much as the next guy, but do you have to take pictures?
Oh well played, Oakley, well played!!!!!!!!
i’ve always wanted to retire to a cozy pile in the country
I am so amazed by your punning abilities. *claps*
Ooohh….I need a new area rug. *grabs purse, jacket and hamster-sized bag*
Just try to tell me that nose don’t need a BEEP BOOP!
just what I was thinking!!! *beeps nose of cute fluffular hammie*
Looks like you get a grey hamster with a grey rug – do you get a blue hamster with the blue rug?
i like a little more mayo on my hamstah roll
ooooooooooooooo — THEY GOT ME
*clutches at throat, in dramatic desperation*
*keels over, DAID*
(PS: Mike is tha PRO at marvelous, goofy
)
runon sentences!!!! “gomer pile” = SNERK
I’m gonna roll on down there (hits the echo button ) sunday – Sunday – SUNDAY !
*mapquesting the Vista del Pueblo del Mar Outlet Mall in Irwindale, grabbing money and car keys, heading for door* “Yeah, I need new hams–um, er, carpets yeah that’s it carpets too!”
Oh! Martha, send me those directions, will ya? Please? My fur-kids need a new
playmatecarpet.Roll out the hamster! (la la la) We’ll have a hamster of fun!
“This is the stupidest contemplatation labyrinth eva! Someone hand me a red bull already.”