Hath Not a Shrew Eyes?

Really, really, teeny-tiny, itty-bitty eyes?


And hath not a shrew a looooooooong stretchy body?


And if you feed us, do we not om nom nom nom?


From a photo set devoted to the Northern Short-tailed Shrew by Gilles Gonthier.

65 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Jolly says:

    oh my god, I’ve never seen one of these in any state but torn in half by my cat. I hadn’t realized how adorable they are :33

    • nof says:

      these pics reminded me of this thought — “CAT TOY? oh no…wait that’s not a…. EEWW BAD KITTY!”

    • Z.R. says:

      When we went on an all-day family trip, we dropped our dog off at a relative’s, and he killed a shrew that was eating the flower garden.

  2. skippymom says:

    The Taming Of The Merchant Shrew Of Venice is my favorite Shakespeare play.

  3. scigirl451 says:

    Precious… simply precious….

  4. Demetrias says:

    And when you post them to C*O, do we not squee?!

  5. Theresa says:

    “Come, kiss me, Kate! Whooo, those whiskers tickle!” :P

  6. Rose says:

    And have we not the highest basal metabolic rate evah?

    The quality of cutie is not strained……………
    it droppeth as the gentle rain of sunflower seeds from heaven……………………

    Therefore Shrew, though justice be thy plea, consider this, that in the course of justice we must all see sunflower seeds.

  7. Gigi says:

    I was trying to figure out what the black stuff was in the bowl in the first photo.
    I was thinking maybe oysters? Then I figured out they were sunflower seeds!!!
    I had no idea shrews were so tiny.

  8. debg says:

    Ferrets will be jealous of the stretchingks and BEF.

  9. PJ says:

    This might be my favorite post title ever. Verily did I lol.

  10. Wend says:

    Watch out, they BITE!!

  11. Lewis n' Clark says:

    to squeee or not to squee, that is the question

  12. ceejoe says:

    Another CO learning experience – I had NO idea that’s what a shrew looks like!
    Squee!

  13. JTL says:

    Any other mammalogy nerds out there? I’m thinking this is a North American short-tailed shrew (Blarina brevicauda), but would love confirmation.

    • Kristen says:

      I’ve always heard the common name as the Northern short-tailed shrew… Blarina brevicauda.

      • Jeanne says:

        I totally read that as “Blarina barricuda” and though — well, he IS pretty long and toothy :D

    • Kristen says:

      Oh, and I worked at the Smithsonian NZP at one time and was told by the zoo’s pathologist that you can’t really differentiate a species of this genus from another species by much other than their teeth.

  14. Zombie says:

    According to Wikipedia, this species is one of the very few ground species that uses sonar! Not as fancy as a bat’s, but still that’s pretty cool.

  15. Zombie says:

    I saw a tiny little shrew in my garage once, it was smaller than a mouse (and since they’re not rodents and eat bugs, it wasn’t anything to get fussed over).

  16. Stella says:

    Wikipedia: Shrews hold nearly 10% of their mass in their brain, which is the highest brain to body mass ratio of all animals, including humans (2%)

    • CiroccoK says:

      That’s actually disturbing. Don’t we humans value intelligence based upon brain-size. What if…. what if…. the most intelligent creature on Earf is this sweet little tiny fluffy cat-snack? Bad kitty, indeed!

  17. Mamabear says:

    I respectfuly request a COXCU of the last pic. Hees teeny eye, hees tiny mouf! Need to get a better look at that, please!

  18. Stella says:

    Also, the Etruscan shrew is, together with Kitti’s Hog-nosed bat the smallest mammal in the whole wide world

  19. Amy says:

    I want a shrew with a short tail and a lonnnng body!

  20. kittykat416 says:

    I had no idea that was what a shrew was! Or that they were that small! I thought a shrew was a bird or sumthin’….

  21. Sharyn says:

    Some of my best friends are shrewish.

    • Ali-Baba says:

      I don’t know why, but now I’m picturing an all-shrew production of Spaceballs…
      “I see your Shrewertz is bigger than mine!”
      “Spaceshrews, the flame-thrower! Kids love this!” ;-)

  22. katz says:

    If a shrew falleth on his head, does he not thunk?

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/gillesgonthier/6000306658/in/photostream

  23. Moi, Actually says:

    Just one caption and we at CO all brush up our Shakespeare, we few, we happy few, we band of cute lovers.

  24. Kristen says:

    The cuteness has blinded many to the fact that Blarina is the genus of the only venomous mammal species in N. America. They are able to keep their prey alive (thus fresh!) by paralyzing it with their venom and taking it back to their secret lair. But the stretchy body is soooooo cute!

  25. diddleymaz says:

    I rescued a long nosed shrew from a cat here in Wales, there were a lot of them about, (cats and long nosed shrews)

  26. boanderey says:

    Huh! who knew shrew were cute?

  27. womblegirl says:

    Hath not a shrew a completely awesome ferret impression….

  28. Fird Birfle says:

    In re. shrew + sunflower seeds:

    “Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t…”

  29. Discordia says:

    Shrew is SOOOOOO CUTE!!

  30. Nick says:

    It’s truly shocking how cute overload can make us think about and quote Shakespeare.
    Eye of newt! Toe of frog! One cup of hedgehog! (Does that sound familiar?)

  31. Renee says:

    Cyoot tiny wyld lifes – luv dem!!

  32. BatBlaster says:

    YepWeHaveFastMetabolismsAlright.NowExcuseMe,IMustEatEveryTwoHoursOrStarve.WeNomAlright. WeNomALot.