This snowball’s kinda earie. Should we throw it at somebody or put it in the freezer before it melts?
Chris, we hope Mickie (chihuahua mix) knows Paul Bunyan is a bunny, or he might be out of bounds.
From the monthly archives: November 2011
Abunnynable Snowball
November 21, 2011 By
I Shall Call it The Stackinator
November 21, 2011 By
Peanut kabobs! What genius! And here, I’ve been pouch stuffing like a sucker my whole life! Shish!
Yeah, ’cause it sounds way better than skwerl skewer, Brian S.
THIS JUST IN: The Most Popular Man in the History of the Entire Human Race
November 21, 2011 By
Well, maybe not at this exact moment, but he will be. Oh yes… he will be.
UPDATE: Yes, this is an (accidental) encore; hope you enjoy it again.
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Kitties
November 20, 2011 By
Welcome, fake-sports fans, to the WWE* Ultimate King of the Ring Smackdown! And for our main event, we present Ginger “Bone” Snapper versus The Midnight Mangler! Winner to be decided by two falls and an ear nomming!
*Whiskereds Wrestling Entertainingly
But Soft, What Light Through Yonder Window Beaks
November 20, 2011 By
JULIET (the cat):
‘Tis almost morning; I would have thee gone:
And yet no further than a wanton’s bird;
Who lets it hop a little from her hand,
Like a poor prisoner in his twisted gyves,
And with a silk thread plucks it back again,
So loving-jealous of his liberty.
ROMEO (the bird):
I would I were thy bird.
JULIET:
Sweet, so would I:
Yet I should kill thee with much cherishing.
Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow.
Real big-deal Shakespeare, suggested by sender-inner Jeff K., photo by Cynthia B.
Snug as a Pug in a Li’l ‘ol Rug, Y’all
November 19, 2011 By
Why, heavens gracious ah do dee-clay-uh, ah was not expecting callers at this hour! Kindly run along to the parlor while I make myself presentable!
Mercy me, Jill B.
These Piggies Need to be in a Blanket
November 19, 2011 By
So excited! Don’t you love slumber partays? The chocolate mud fountain, gossip with the geese, gate crashin‘ with the goats, truth or dare with the chickens. We’re not gonna get boared…
Bedder luck next time, supermoving.
See, I Told You They Were Real
November 19, 2011 By
Not only is there a monster under the bed, but it’s a stealth ninja monster, too!
A Public Service Announcement for Cats
November 18, 2011 By
When you adopt a new family, remember that they may have hygienic practices that are somewhat… different from yours. Always remember to be tolerant of those whose ways are strange and unfamiliar (or if that fails, just don’t look).
Owl Rightie, Then
November 18, 2011 By
This video is so hootin’ cute it’ll spin your head around. Where do we sign up to give head scritchies to owlets? Is there, like, a waiting list or something?
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