Hi, Nice Ta Meetcha

Everyone knows puppies can be very destructive. Surprising new data by slightly obsessed researchers reveals that our demise starts when we succumb to the cute paw shake of doom! Or it might be the corn chips smell. Further research is necessary!

Ceba is just luring in her prey, Annilise W.



  1. eyebrow dots!!

  2. I think that’s “luring in *his* prey.”

    Cute puppy!

  3. umm… “his” prey. But adorable just the same!

  4. I think its a he!

  5. PAW-N’D by the cute!

  6. ZeppthePug says:

    “Corn chips smell!” YES!
    When I was but a kiddo, my family had a mini schnazer that Ran the House. My parents thought it was so weird, but I swore that her feet smelled like nacho cheese-flavored Doritos. Her nickname was “Dorito Feet.”
    Finally, after all these years, I know that I am not the only one!

  7. Personally, I am felled by the coffee-smelling puppy breath.

  8. Great idea! Picnic Pack includes Pawing Puppy!! Just wrap one up and I’ll take it to go.

  9. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    *AHEM* HE looks like he needs a boop. NOSEVEMBER RULES!!! Also, I wanna see a nose-hance.

  10. Mod Lounge go go dancer troupe


    Oh…and it is a boy puppy. Hey, buddy, you maybe want to put a modesty tailio in place? Or, perhaps, a strategically placed fig leaf?

    Why can’t I look away? AHA! Who put my mind in the gutter? Sheesh, people! It’s dirty there.

  12. The feline overlords taught them all they know…..

    That said…. *shakes paw*

  13. He is a Maneki Neko impersonator.

  14. hmmm… they’re not exactly eyebrow dots, per se…
    but I think eyebrow lines are pretty cute too. these look like they’re swooshed on with a paintbrush : )
    and (AND!) he has freckles on his snout
    which makes him a winner in my book!

  15. Y’all won’t think I’m weird or pervy if I say I like his little winkie, will you?

  16. Yes, the coloring on the snout is divine! The white area, with the adorable freckles, outlined by black on both sides, the brushed on eyebrow lines, the boopable black nosie, the cute little white bindi mark on the forehead … and yes, I am struggling to keep my eyes up on HIS cute little face… 🙂

  17. bookmonstercats says:

    Shakin’ those tailfeathers, baby.

  18. Blue Footed Booby says:

    I read a study in Pyschology 101 way back in my college days about what features people notice when they meet people. The first thing both men and women notice is the other person’s eyes. Women continue to watch the eyes, while men periodically make glances toward the crotch. Upon further study this tendency was found to be almost totally subconscious, and mostly invariant between cultures. Further, it happens regardless of the age or gender of the person the man is talking to, and it even happens when men are presented with photos of puppies. As of the time of publication no one was sure why this happens, though as usual the evolutionary psychologies had a variety of hypotheses of varying plausibility.

    The take away point is that men have a penis fixation. I’m sure this will come as a complete shock to all of you.

  19. Look at that face, how can you resisit anything that sweet:)

  20. Oh his sweet little tan toes are just killing me…

  21. Maybe it’s a hermaphrodite puppy?

  22. I’ve totally been saying for years that my dog smells like Fritos and then last year I read in some book that it’s his feet. So weird. So Frito-y.

  23. OK, I just learned another password to get into the lounge.

  24. Gah! I am helpless in the presence of this cute overlord (which is how I usually misread cute overload).

  25. Not that I’m an expert or anything, but this could be a pup who has recently been spayed. When the tum is shaved for spaying, the female bits are more obvious than usual…

    Then again, it could also be a boy.

  26. another quality public service announcement from your friends in cuteoverload moderation gang.

  27. or popcorn!

    maybe frito-lay could use a rebranding: “smells like toe beans!”

    or something with pinto beans? or.. someone better at this?

  28. But I wasn’t in there long enough to mix a martini. *pouts and goes back to work*

  29. cellarmouse says:

    i was thinking that looked like an incision scar but i couldn’t figure out how that gibed with the nads until i read your post…of course, now i remember that’s just what my childhood female boston terrier looked like…my younger boy cousin was checking her out and asked “what happened to him?” which embarrassed the heck out of me…

  30. Oh! The shock! My tender sensibilities! *clutches pearls dramatically*

  31. Fritoes.

  32. If they glance down “regardless of the gender” of the person they are talking to, can it truly be called penis fixation?

  33. phred's mom says:

    definitely Fritos, classic Fritos!

  34. Most emphatically “his” prey.

  35. Dude, that’s either a penis or a hernia. There’s no way that female genitalia – it’s way too far forward on the tummy.

  36. Well, it’s definitely corn-based, but we always say “frito-feet.”

  37. snoopysnake says:

    This little pup is just dyin’ ta meetchoo…

    He’s gonna bring a case of wine
    Fool around and have a good time you know
    Like we USED to!

  38. Fird Birfle says:

    Somebody get that cute pup a long fuzzy privacy tail 🙂

  39. Fird Birfle says:

    *places the Fainting Cowsche conveniently behind victoreia*

  40. Yeah, that is a willy or it’s just plain creepy.

  41. Fird Birfle says:

    *hums and twiddles thumbs nervously, hoping this part of the discussion will soon revert to the cute puppeh*

  42. Definitely looks like a boy puppy to me!

  43. Fird Birfle says:

    Mick Jagger


  45. If the slightly obsessed researchers need more test subjects for further research, I volunteer to be seduced by that puppy or any other puppy for that matter.

  46. HONestly, peeps! It’s definitely a girl puppy, with a recent spay-puckered-incision, and the way she’s sitting is making her little pink parts more obvious. Girl dogs don’t have an “innie,” after all! Sheesh! The willies are all in your mind(s).

  47. Thanks, Fird!

  48. Always learnin’ amazin’ things on this site…

  49. cellarmouse says:

    yeah but…dare i say it…little boy pups are not circumcised…

  50. cellarmouse says:

    i reckon i shouldn’t have dared say it…wine & cheese would be nice…

  51. And from personal experience as a female, most mens’ eyes are usually wandering below the eyes but above the crotch…just sayin’

  52. I concur. Frito toe smell :).

  53. snoopysnake says:

    of The Glimmer Twins

  54. Blue Footed Booby says:

    That would hinge entirely on whether, when it happens after being presented with a female, the man is disappointed.

  55. When I was a little one, my mom taught me all the extra-important things you need to know about dogs, most notably :

    Never be rough with a pup’s ears – they have tiny, tiny bones inside them, & they will break if you tug or pull too hard! ( not sure if this is actually true, but I understood this enough when I was 3 to be gentle with our dog )

    & to always enjoy that “new puppy smell” before they grow up – the sweet puppy breath, the soft puppy fur, and especially… *drum roll* …the corn-chip puppy paws! I thought we were just weirdos for thinking that! haha x) I’m gonna have to tell her about the corn-chip posts on here, she’ll get a real kick outta that :]

  56. Where the heck is Annilise W?? She needs to clear this up…

  57. I inadvertently left this site open sort of half-scrolled down with just the lower half of the picture there, and went into the other room….. and when i came back…. HEY-LO.

  58. I thought my sister and I were the only ones who thought this! We used to say our dog Pokey (a shi-tzu/chihuahua mix) smelled like cheese popcorn! LOL!

  59. cellarmouse, I think it was the middle part of that word: cir***cised…

  60. phred's mom says:

    never woulda guessed… This explains so much.

  61. Fird Birfle says:

    @ skippymom:

    me = “YIPES!!!”

    *I hide in corner*

  62. You lost me. Are you saying if the guy doesn’t like the woman he 1) won’t look at the crotch or 2) if he (according to the study, automatically) looks at the crotch and yet doesn’t like her, he will look where next?

    Whether a guy likes a woman or not, if (according to the study) he looks at the crotch no matter who it is (male, female, attractive, ugly) it can’t be penis envy alone – even subconsciously they have to know that’s not what a female is equipped with.

    I’m curious because I’ve heard a lot of scientific studies about human sexuality but not this particular one.

  63. High 5 DUDE!