These Piggies Need to be in a Blanket

So excited! Don’t you love slumber partays? The chocolate mud fountain, gossip with the geese, gate crashin‘ with the goats, truth or dare with the chickens. We’re not gonna get boared…

Bedder luck next time, supermoving.



  1. Wheee, I love piggies and I love slumber party postings! We’ve got our matching jammies, where’s the hoof polish! 😀

  2. Nice bookend postures on the far left and right, there.

  3. Very punny, Pyrit! 🙂

  4. Lesley Anderson-Pomeroy says:

    Oooh I wanna scoop them up and pop them under my sweatshirt to keep me, errr I mean them toasty warm.

  5. Mary (the first) says:

    This little piggy went to market, this little .. wait a minute. I don’t know what the last two are gonna do! omg!!

  6. cellarmouse says:

    so silky, so soft, so shiny pink & white – way better than bunnies even…

  7. sabrina rose says:

    So cute, so cuddly, so precious, so pink. M u s t have one! If only they stayed little forever. (What a wonderful caption, you guys are brilliant, this is the best website ever!!!).

  8. “Think we can get the sheep to play spin the baaahtle?”

  9. Queen of Dork says:

    And don’t forget the prank phone calls. You always have to make prank phone calls at slumber parties. This one could go something like:

    (dang. I can’t think of anything. Oakley?)

  10. *eyes nearby blanket, which is utterly devoid of adorable piglets*
    *is crestfallen*

  11. I don’t think pigs like using the phone, Q of D. I think they prefer squeemail.

  12. SlaveToCat says:

    HEEY just a minute folks….it was feeding time at the farm when they took this picture.

    They photo shopped mom out of the picture.
    thank goodness since Mom blocked the view of the 7 little dwarf piggies.

  13. baileysgrandmom says:

    Wait, Q of D…you have the power to summon Oakley with just a short comment? What a wonderful talent! Almost nearly, but not quite hardly, as wonderful as Oakley’s instantaneous outrageous puns!

  14. SNORTLAFF!!!!!!!!!

  15. Queen of Dork says:

    Wow! Cha-ching, Oakley! 🙂

  16. Peeglets Party! Perfectly pink and prosh!!

  17. Oh gah, PLEASE don’t tell me that the digital age has made prank calls obsolete!! What about the children!!??

    “Hello, I’m looking for a friend of mine, last name Jass, first name Hugh . . .” 😛

  18. You look in the mirror and say “Oakley Oakley Oakley!”

  19. Queen of Dork says:


  20. And now we’re going to levitate Queenie! 😛

  21. Queen of Dork says:

    This is meant to go after Theresa’s comment about levitation. *ahem. (say in total monotone, robotic voice)* (pushes pizza boxes aside)

    Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
    Light as a feather, stiff as a board. 😯

  22. bob drummond says:

    Look at those sweet little hams…er, I mean piggies- how cute !!

  23. Ooh runts and bigger runts. We can see which one is getting fed better than others :3

  24. Fird Birfle says:


  25. Fird Birfle says:

    Voici l’originale [this excerpt begins after the line you quoted]:

    [This little piggy went to market …]

    This little piggy stayed at home,
    This little piggy had roast beef,
    This little piggy had none.
    And this little piggy went…
    “Wee wee wee” all the way home…

  26. Fird Birfle says:

    Are you sure, Theresa,
    that one doesn’t need to say “cu***ber cu***ber cu***ber”??? 😉

  27. Fird Birfle says:

    “ruh-roh !!!”

  28. Queen of Dork says:

    Okay. I know I’ve posted this before. But you all are such starshines that I just can’t help myself! So Good Morning to all of you for whom it’s morning!

  29. Fird Birfle says:

    “Won’t SOMEBODY think of the chirrun???”

    *clutches pearls*

  30. 4a: this little piggy started a website
    4b: this little piggy posted puns