So I was driving, and the Mrs. suddenly looked panicky, not the kind of panicky like when it’s late at night and I’m driving too fast on a curvy road we’ve never been on before and there are no other cars and the radio only gets one station and it plays that droning new age tonal stuff and she’s been telling me this long story about when she was a kid at summer camp and…. and all of a sudden she notices I have fallen asleep at the wheel. Not that sort of panicky

Then the officer charged us with monk and disorderly driving.

Follow that monkey, johnhope14! *OK, it is not a chimp, it’s a macaque. How about a little gibbon take here.

objects in mirror may be closer than they appear
objects *on the mirror is even closer
Quit monkeying around with the mirrors!
*a little gibbon take*
How about if I take a little gibbon?
Looks like he’s having more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
What do you mean I can’t have macaque and eat it too.
WIN!
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1. I see Pyrit’s been studying NOMTOM’s style.
2. “Right turn, Clyde.”
1. is Wrong! Wrong on every level.
That is all.
I feel better now.
“Studying” not “imitating”! No insult/negativity meant! *offers Kahlua brownies*
victoreia, if I can convince you that I’m offended by your comments, can I have Kahlua brownies too???
victoreia, I heartily thank you, and the brownies will be of good assistance to my studying.
…and when they looked the next morning there was a hook hanging from the door handle!
I call monkey heiney.
true.
Monkey business!
Its like that Outer Limits episode with James T. Kirk on an airplane. When he looks out the window, there’s a creature taking the wing apart and nobody else can see it.
Only, with monkeys.
Ain’t it wild to see Capt. Kirk in black and white?
pyrit wins the Most-Enjoyable Run-on Sentence Prize
Reminds of of the Twilight Zone with the creature on the wing.
Reminds me of the Twilight Zone with the creature on the airplane wing.
I remember that episode, but I think “creature on the wing” is potentially more poetic.