Repeating our earlier bulletin, the city has become overrun with marauding hordes of zombie puppies. Stay indoors and avoid all contact, or you too may meet the horrific fate shown below:
The Wagging Dead
November 8, 2011 By
Repeating our earlier bulletin, the city has become overrun with marauding hordes of zombie puppies. Stay indoors and avoid all contact, or you too may meet the horrific fate shown below:
More like Nom-bie puppies! Love how the other dog (mom or dad) is all “meh”
Yay! The kitty survived! But not for long…… Muhuhahahahahahahaha…..
Me no likey.
why?
cause it’s bullying…
cause she wishes she was the kitty.
i know i do.
Are you kidding me! That cat LOVES IT! If it didn’t it would have gotten away much sooner! Those pups groomed that guy to death!
yeah…wait til you have a bunch of kids as big as you are…
You need to know cats to realize it wouldn’t have stayed one fraction of a second if it didn’t like what was going on. Cats have a wide variety of ways to let everyone know they aren’t happy and leave the place. Through the roof, if necessary.
One word – claws.
Ah, yes, “If you can’t find an exit, make an exit”!
Yeah, that cat was loving it, and as soon as he/she didn’t love it anymore, she extricated herself and retreated. She could have whupped that whole pile of puppies if she’d wanted to. Honest.
yep!
LOL! Another reason to save the trees!
Wait…what?
To give poor puss a means of escape?
Those puppehs are like the kitty’s big brothers. *tackle tickle tackle tickle*
Or possibly kitty’s annoying little brothers…….
I was thinking “yup, brothers”
This is the scariest movie I have ever seen.
We shall leek you.
Yes!! We shall leek you to def!!!! With our leetle puppeh moufs!!!!!!!
Awww x10^23
I want to be attacked by a marauding herd of puppies too!!
Yet another life’s goal on the list…
Poor kitty.
Oh the horror!
*goes outside to await zombie puppy attack*
It’s a little chilly, so I’ll sit inside and look out my window, waiting for zombie puppy horde to appear waddling up my driveway.
LOL – I’m right there with you
Just think of the puppeh bref!
*waits outside*
Hey, I’m in the mod lounge, I haven’t been here in a while. I’ll have a doughnut and coffee thanks.
Still here in the mod lounge…..maybe I’ll try one of those famous bluefish smoothies.
I’m right there with ya. Can’t figure out why. Are the zombie puppies in here?
I think he was actually digging on it a little bit!
I want to be that kitteh.
I think there’s a line forming.
The line is probably as long as the one for NOMTOM’s coffee table book.
Yeah, if this is what’s waiting for me outside, I’m go….
Oh, man, just came back from outside. No marauding hordes of puppies waggled all over me while trying to lick me unconscious.
I am soooo disappointed.
my sympathies, Wend !!!
I’ve tangled with an kitty who didn’t want to be caught once. (long story, I wasn’t being mean, I promise.) If kitty really, REALLY didn’t want to be buried under all those pups, she would have made that pretty clear. I think she was having fun.
I agree–kitteh did not seem to be protesting too much!
Yup – she runs away with her tail held high – she’s playing!
I mean HE! Marmie dude.
Marmies may be boys or girls, though boys are more common. It’s torties and calicos that are either female or genetic anomalies.
Agree. That cat’s not upset. When she’s had enough, she gets up and leaves. I was concerned by the title but this cat is chill and laid back and having a good time with it.
I didn’t find this very cute, but then again I am a cat person.
Well…
If you’re a cat person, how come you didn’t notice the little stretch the kitty does under the puppy pile, or the fact that the tail is up when s/he runs off?
Most of us kitty-owners (34 years old, oldest cat is 21, had cats since I was 4), can tell pretty easily if a cat is unhappy. If that had been MY kitty, he’d have had a serious hissyfit and it would have been everything but an ideal situation – this kitty? This kitty is simply putting up with it, probably enjoying it a bit… and gallavanting off when it gets too much.
Absolutely adorable and I’m not even keen on dogs.
“Ladies, ladies, it’s unseemly to push. There is enough Puss in Boots for everyone.”
It’s the wagging tails that make it so damn sinister.
If by “sinister” you mean “gosh-darned cute”, then yes. I love that kind of sinister!
*snort*
In the beginning, the cat actually looks like she is stretching her front paw out to provide more licking surface for the puppies…
they cat seemed to enjoy it. after all , it was a cat..and if anyone can put puppies in their place is a cat.
But… then again, perhaps she’s just lovin’ the attention.
Plus towards the end when her back feet were free she made no attempt to kick them.
How did that cat not destroy them?
If Kitty was unhappy she would have let them know it. And she did leave when she’d had “just about enuf, thank you!’ (And without bloodshed.)
Aaaahh, the music makes it brilliant-er!!
that’s a lovely adjective
Why thanks! I made it myself.
I was a little concerned just because there were so many of them, were they licking the cat? That is the funniest, most worrisome thing I have seen on CO.
They were snorgling the cat. Who wouldn’t?
Our puppy pom Dori plays like that with kitty Ricochet! She adores him and he will just let her lick on him (and chew as well!) When he has had enough he will get up on something tall – until then he is fine with the attack!
That is one patient cat! Huh.
Man those puppehs dig their orange marmalade! I wonder if the cat’s name is Robinson?
*clutches pearls in anguish*
“OH NO !!!
This is SO HORRIFIC !!!! “
“Oh, how HORRID!”
*pulls Hello Kitty Defibrithingamajig outta the hall closet*
Fird, you have such a way with words.
“huh”????
*giggle*
– PS: my mom always HATED it whenever we momentarily forgot The Rules, and (instead of saying “Yes, ma’am?”) we said “HUH”????
oh my F.B….i do believe you must go revive that fool V!…
Hey! I resemble that!
only a marmie would put up with that!
Whoa, my eyes are really getting bad! At first glance, I thought you said, “only a marine would put up with that!” lol!
What a patient cat.
“Oh! Oh God! Help me! Help meeeeee!”
I know! “Mooom!!! The puppies are trying to kiss me!”
Dog pile on kitty!
Hard to tell whether the cat was really being forced into submission. Usually cats are like “F*ck y’all!” when they feel threatened or don’t like something (hiss, puff, swat), so I think either this cat was really laid back or conditioned not to attack. Either way, it managed to escape. Should be alright.
Tolerant cat is tolerant.
Truthiness is truthiness.
Or she’s been around puppehs a lot. My niece’s old lab Jewel (RIP) would slowly put Sally Cat’s entire head in her mouth, then slowly take it out. THe cat just sat there, her head hair covered in drool. Quite a sight if no one is in the room to explain it to you the first time you saw it!
Haha, that is an AMAZING story, a lion tamer reversal of sorts! ;D I hope you guys got pics of that!!
@ L n C:
My brother’s dog Ozzie does that to his cat Dac. Pretty funny to watch, although, like L&C said, the first time I saw it, I almost freaked.
My brother’s college friend’s dog Dook used to do that to his kitten, too. Scared the bejesus out of their peeps. But that’s exactly what dogs to to puppies that are getting a little, shall we say, spirited.
One of our cats LOVED it when the 80-pound mutt used her as a chew toy. I’d find them both on the bed, him with a big doggie grin, Little Kitty between his front paws covered in spit and purring.
Puppeh stampede!!! Kitty has a plan.
Kitty learned from the Tv that zombies don’t eat ded things, so while playing ded it got leeeked and tickeled all over. Then, using the zombie pup smell in its fur, kitty will sneak into the abandoned grocery store and have itself a meal while hiding on the top shelf of the cat food aisle.
That is so frickin clever! Only a cat could come up with such a cunning plan!
So ratchic is a cat?! o.O
Kitty’s narrow escape. Oh to be trampled by those little wagging puppers.
Multiple puppies x rotating tailios = perpetual motion machine !!!
Nice!
It´s NeoCat fighting off the multiple Smith Agent Puppies in The Matrix ReFluffed!
*giggle* *golf clap*
I think it’s awesomly cute and yeah, the cat if it had wanted to leave earlier, it would have! At the end it didn’t even jump on one of the cars where it would have been safe for sure!
But what happens at 0:38? The camera sways to the puppies’ mum/dad and then comes back on the mass attack and the floor below the puppies/cat has changed! So this all lasted much longer than the 0:57 seconds? THAT is one patient cat!
I agree, that kitteh was enjoying those Zom-pups. My old cat always was very clear when he had enough of the dogs. I am very disappointed that I haven’t had a puppy fix in a long time. Gotta find some….ahhhhh….puppy breath!
A Mongrel-ian horde?
Wild applause!!!
Disappointed that the marauding hordes of zombie puppies haven’t yet reached my town. *sulk*
I think the kitteh was lovin’ it too. Cats have a way of making their displeasure known. LOL
Pups: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Cat: I’m not your Mom, kids. For the millionth time, I’m Peaches the Cat.
Pups: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mooooooo-ooooom!
Cat: Look, kids, your mother is standing right over there…
Dog: I’m staying out of this one. I don’t get that much me-time anymore.
Cat: Hey, that tickles!
Pups: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Cat: Kids, it’s me, Uncle Peaches!
Pups: Mom! Mom! MOM!
Uncle Peaches……*snerk*
Yea, that part nearly killed me. XD
my best friend’s marmie kitty when I was a kid was Peaches, aka Peach! i didn’t realize how humorously inappropriate the name was back then, he was a sweetie to us but one of the biggest, manliest cats I’ve ever known, very territorial. he always had battle scars, his ears all ripped up from fighting any Tom impertinent enough to come near. and his favorite place to sleep was right in the middle of the street, a big-ass furry orange blob causing mini-traffic jams, and he’d take his sweet time getting up and walking off when a beeping car became annoying enough to finally get him to move. i loved Peach! he started my life-long love of cats…
those tails!!!!!
This is hysterical! I love the tail motion.
Oh, the felinity!
Sooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!
Love them! 
Agrees with the cat is somewhat enjoying it. I have two cats and believe me, my 6’4″ husband can’t even hold her when she doesn’t want to be held. Cats can kick like bunnies and use their razor sharp claws to deliver some serious protest warnings. That cat wasn’t even fighting. Also as one person said if a cat runs away with its tail high it is not upset at all. I think that was super cute especially with the zombie description!
The tails waving hectically to the beat of the music!!! So crazily cute. Such a perfect soundtrack.
It is all adorable, no bullying – the cat was happily submitting to the licks and nibbles of the puppies, and then, as cats are wont to do, decided it had had enough and pranced off to some new activity.
Zombie puppy love–please issue a T-shirt and tuck a puppy inside with each order. Thank you. That is all.
Those perfume sales girls inside the mall can be *so* aggressive.
heehee
Oh please. If that cat had felt even slightly uncomfortable – it would have been outta there like a cat outta hell. Kitten was having a good time, no doubt. And when kitten got bored, kitten left. No one puts kitten in a korner.
heh heh “like a cat outta hell” — pretty good, there
Nommmmmssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love how Mom’s there, looking into the distance like, “My kids are doing what? No, I don’t see them.”
Seriously though, who wouldn’t love to die by puppies?
Mom is all, “whatevs.”
All that tail wagging really made me laugh. The cat is such a good sport!
So cute! The wagging tails did me in. =D
Believe me, I once had two cats, and cats have a very low b.s. tolerance index. If the cat hated it, there would be a litter of scratched and bawling puppies, while Kitty walks off looking, “I wish a mufugga WOULD!”. S/he put up with it until s/he started getting annoyed. =3
that is one SERIOUSLY good-natured cat!! wow.
Ah, to be overwhelmed by a horde of puppies.
I’m waiting for my very own NOM-bie hoard. *Taps foot impatiently*