Does a Bear Snit in the Woods?

Same old, same old. Cute and cuddly. Warm and fuzzy. For once, just once, I’d like to be respected for my dazzling intellectual understanding of the mathematical principles underlying the structure of the cosmos. But do they ever listen to me? Nooo.


Koalas don’t get no respect, Rennett Stowe.

54 comments … read them below or add one

  1. jakepets says:

    PLUS they’re always inaccurately calling me a bear! Pandas, I feel you.

    • jakepets says:

      AND that is a brilliant headline, Pyrit! Applause applause to your style of punning. Always love it.

    • John says:

      Koala says:
      “Actually, the giant panda is a bear, but the red panda isn’t. The giant panda is just a asiatic, mainly herbervous bear, and like a few other bears, not in the genus Ursus. The red panda is unique and is most closely reated to the stoats, racoons, and skunks.”

  2. ceejoe says:

    Another Nose-vember BEEP! :)

  3. LovesDogs says:

    Marsupial……………

  4. 260Oakley says:

    Albear Einstein reminds us that it’s not the quantity of thoughts that makes an intellectual, it’s the koala-ty.

  5. steph says:

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, cosmos. Who’s a cute little koala? You are.

  6. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    Don’t you lie to me! You ARE cute and cuddly! Live with it.

  7. tracylee says:

    they look so animatronic to me
    that being said… that nose needs a *honk honk*!

  8. Mamabear says:

    Why do I see this scene in my head when I look at this koala?!

    OMG he’s the Godfather! Look at him! Kiss his ring!!

  9. Flutter-by says:

    Smoooches Godfadda’s ring, as well as Koalahhhh’s noscicle!!!!

  10. Mina says:

    So disgruntled.

    • Fird Birfle says:

      Intellectual question. Has any of us ever seen anyone whom we knew was
      GRUNTLED???? Wha’s with this item only existing in the negative (*DIS*)gruntled???

      That being said, yup. He looks smart and yup, he looks disgruntled, all right.

      Emo Koala.

  11. Gigi says:

    p=CO²

  12. eknirb says:

    want one.

  13. sar320 says:

    The koala nose always fascinates me. I so want to beep it! Just once!

    • bob drummond says:

      Careful now . If you beep that nose you might get a surprise – on your hand !
      Plus he might take a swing at you with his claw – just like a sloth might do !

  14. Theresa says:

    Struth! I can haaadly leave the gum tree for some brekkie without some drongos squeeing their knickers over me!

  15. Kari Callin says:

    Gods, it’s exhausting having to be cute all the time. Can you hurry up and finish with the picture taking. I mean, I DO have a life, people! I have a scarf to knit and a casserole in the oven! Sheesh….

  16. gryt says:

    Koala’s have the BEST faces… How is that awesome anipal even real??? Even the name is cute: Koala. Koala. Koaaala…

    I love you so moishe little dude.

  17. debg says:

    Pyrit, I keep giggling over your headline. This little cutiepie can snit in my woods any time!

  18. Fird Birfle says:

    BRAVA to pyrit for The Whole Thing….cute koala (sorry lil’ koala dude, but REALLY you’re pretty dang irresistible!!!) …and text worthy of Mike but in your own “flavor” :)

    “…dazzling intellectual understanding of the mathematical principles
    underlying the structure of the cosmos. ..” = WIN!!

  19. Does anyone else want to scritch him in the ear tufts.

    They seem so irresistable.

    • Ali-Baba says:

      I do! D’ya think the people who make the “snuggie” could make one that feels like those fluffs?! I’ll keep my eyes peeled for the infomercial! ;-)

  20. He looks like a little Buddha! :)

  21. bob drummond says:

    By the way- wasn’t this guy a spokesman for Qantas Airlines a few years ago ?
    How does He feelnm about the recent strike ?

  22. Bear? I see a koala, but I do NOT see a bear!!!

  23. SlaveToCat says:

    I just want to stick my cold fingers in his soft warm belly fluff.

  24. Lisa says:

    Cute, absolutely. Fuzzy, of course. But I’m not so sure abotu cuddly. I thought Koalas were pretty nasty.

  25. maruchan says:

    Y’know. Every morning I delight in the words as much as the pictures when I receive my C.O. daily email. But on this one, I am compelled to write for the first time ever. Because this title is genius and I laughed out loud. Kudos, kudos, kudos.

    And thank you!