It’s Time for Cat Massage!*

Are the stresses and strains of doing… uh, whatever it is a cat does all day making you tense? Then take a just-for-you break at Shinto Sam’s House of Cat Massage! Unwind, as our patient pups ply you with pleasingly pulverizing paws and kronche those stiff ears until they’re “kitten soft.”

* This headline should bring back unpleasant memories for long-time readers.

87 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Esther says:

    What an incredibly patient kitty…. Of course, he may simply be stunned by the amazing cuteness of the puppy, like I am.

    • Esther says:

      Really? Moderation? It’s my first time in the mod lounge, I hear there’s chocolate….

      • Theresa says:

        You will loooove the Mod Lounge. Love it. I’m just putting the cinnamon on top of the cappucino.

        • Jenna says:

          I want a t-shirt. Really, I want a t-shirt that says, “Chillin’ in the Moderation Lounge”. I envision it being a baby-chick-yellow colored shirt with a sort of 50′s mod lounge look, and a line drawing of a hamster in a martini glass. I want to be able to buy this t-shirt and wear it when looking at my “Men of Cute Overload” calendar. Really.

  2. Saffron says:

    I like kitteh’s look at the end….

  3. krusher says:

    Now that is one tolerant cat — possibly the only one in existence. My cats would have shredded that puppy inside of 15 seconds.

    • ash says:

      LOL

    • Marita says:

      Krusher, you have not seen the videos of the ginger cat and the baby, have you? The kid is trying to eat the cat and drools on his tail … But kitty just stays cool. Perhaps they know that pups and babies are some odd sort of kittens and therefore must not be shredded…

  4. Nicole M. says:

    Here is an updated link to the unpleasant cat massage memory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnZhi5gaX8g

  5. Theresa says:

    I don’t know for sure, of course, but that stripey fella (LOVE the stripes, BTW) has the big ol’ haid of an unneutered tom. Which makes his patience with the insanely adotable little nuisance even more remarkable.

  6. dub1 says:

    The pup looks like one of those mechanical walking toys that barks and turns a backwards somersault: overandoverandover again.

  7. Jaclyn says:

    How much does the dog charge per hour? I’d like him to come over to my place.

  8. ^oo^ says:

    Now that’s what I’d call heavy petting…

  9. Pooor Kitty. ROFL.. I love that long suffering look at the en d!

  10. T.U.M. says:

    TOLERANT TABBEE!

  11. kitten parade says:

    No way that puppeh is real. I call animatronic

  12. Catsquatch says:

    That is one seriously patient cat…..

  13. Sparklette says:
  14. RosieLB says:

    Oh, the “You are dead to me” look on the kitty at the very end. You has gravely disappointed the feline.

    (Out of curiosity, am I the only one who is tempted to type in random forbidden words to see if I get landed in the mod lounge? No? Shucks!)

  15. Fird Birfle says:

    “Contessa Von Shoulderpads” :)

    (steel yourselves and click the link for the Early Cat Massage video)

    • Theresa says:

      That was a character in one of Von Zep’s scenarios, wasn’t it? The one with the stableboy? :mrgreen:

  16. skippymom says:

    Eddy has a special scream that he uses when he wants me to lie down so he can give me a massage. He insists on it several times each evening. This is true.

    • ceejoe says:

      I’ve been doing some yoga at home recently, and it’s quite a challenge with 10 cats either getting in the way or trying to walk on me or the mat, etc.

  17. Katie says:

    That might be the cutest puppy in the world. Of course it’s in Japan! The cat’s look at the end, though, says that it is tolerating this creature . . . for now. And you can look forward to an unpleasant surprise in your favorite shoe at some unspecified time.

  18. Flutter-by says:

    Love the way the puppeh is trying to nom on the kitteh’s ear along with the massage, really !

  19. AuntieBellum says:

    Oh, and Not Mike? “…uh, whatever it is a cat does all day”?

    Classic!
    :mrgreen:

  20. Kar says:

    We really need a kawaii tag for cuteness brought to us by our Japanese friends. Seriously, did any body else thing that was a mechanical toy at first? Fresh out of the box?

  21. Sarah says:

    My cat would rather die than be in that situation.

  22. Emily says:

    Massage? I think the puppy is trying to father the world’s first catdog.

  23. Ozbirds says:

    Yep, I thought it was one of those mechanical pups too. How friggin’ adorable.

  24. skyroom80 says:

    From both videos I think we can all learn a valuable lesson: cats don’t like “massage” but are quite happy to be petted … until they’re not …

    Watching this I kept thinking of Antonio Banderas in the trailer for the new animated movie — “You made the cat angry. You DON’T want to make the cat angry!”

  25. Insertclevernamehere says:

    NO. THIS IS TOO MUCH. I JUST got over the penguins in sweaters. YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR, CUTE OVERLOAD.

  26. chanpon says:

    Kitty almost ready to go postal.

  27. Megumi's Mom says:

    amazingly patient and tolerant kitteh!

  28. Ellen W. says:

    I dunno guys- the kitty is totally doing the happy-eyes-closed thing while the puppy is nibblin away.

    I think the “you will suffer for this” face is because the person filmed it. Kitty can’t let his kitty friends see that video!

  29. Neo says:

    Puppeh: NOMNOMNOMNOM!
    Kitteh: Whut-evs.

  30. victoreia says:

    I could use a massage, puppers. You can come over anytime. I’m sure I can defrost some chicken for you…..

  31. formica says:

    Aw, sweet old man cat. Reminds me of my two old man kitties who died last year. *sniffle*

  32. I’m quite KYUN dead… mad over cute.