I Know You’re Just Dying to Meet Me

Good evenink. Velcome, velcome to my pawlour, do come in. Oh yez, but vere are my mannerz?
Allow me to introduce myzelf. (castle thunder)


They  call me,
The Paw Bearer!
(lightning flash-KaBoom!)


Hair raising Loki, is urning his keep Silvia from Spain.

65 comments … read them below or add one

  1. RosieLB says:

    The cute! It BURNS!!!

  2. Cues memories of Fankenstein… I mean frawnkinsteen
    BWahahahahahahah Lightning flashes and scary organ music fill the air.

  3. blair says:

    I vant to snorgle your bloood. ble, ble, ble.

  4. Gigi says:

    It Frau Blucher’s kitty!

  5. tracylee says:

    Holy Mad Scientist eyebrows, Batman!

  6. HP says:

    Listen to them. The kittens of the night. What music they make.

    I never drink . . . meelk.

    • MamaDawn in Tulsa says:

      Put… the kitteh… back!

      • Fird Birfle says:

        heh heh.

        Probably one of my Top Five Fave scenes from a wunnerful, wunnerfilm
        mew-veee.

        (PS: KA-CHING!!! Pyrit, on “more chew hairy” !!! Pyrit & fuzzyhead FTW)

        PPS: BEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeep!!!!

  7. kimmaroo says:

    The hovertext!!!! My gawd, the hovertext!!!!!!! “….more chew hairy….” made me ubersnortlaff and swallow my gum!!!! 8O and :-)

  8. jujube says:

    The eyes have stolen my will! I am your to command, Little Master!!

  9. Noelegy says:

    Oh, I lurve the way the green is reflected in the little mew’s eyes.

  10. Gigi says:

    I hear he has enormous schwanzstucker (nudge nudge, wink, wink)

  11. Bluebird says:

    those eyebrows mean business. Scary!

  12. Thorlac says:

    Loki is an excellent name for a cat.

  13. Nikki says:

    Hilarious hovertext Pyrit! :D

  14. DanS says:

    Ooh! Loves me some furry, little cat knuckles.

  15. JME says:

    Aww maaan. Whenever I played Werekitteh: the Cuddling, my storyteller would never let us play kittehs with five dots in adorableness. (I’m wondering if this sets the record for dorkiest CO comment ever.)

  16. TUM says:

    Vun visker! Ha ha ha!
    Two viskers! ha ha ha!
    I’m going to be here all day.
    Three viskers! Ha ha ha!

  17. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

  18. So cute! I think it’s this blog’s fault I went out and got a kitten the other day! :P

    • victoreia says:

      *rubs hands together* Heh! Our plan is working! *laughs maniacally*

      (P.S. Should I be worried that I didn’t need to check the dictionary on the spelling of ‘maniacally’?)

    • TrixandSam says:

      We only post the Cute ma’am. What you do with it is your own business.

      *peers at The Spicy Cupcake over horn-rimmed glasses*

    • Teresa says:

      AWW :D What is the little cutie’s name and is the kitty a boy or a girl? :D

  19. Mina says:

    I’m helpless! The creature could come get me in the night and I would be unable to do anything to stop it!

  20. Theresa says:

    Dracula, Young Frankenstein, The Count, and now . . . Count Floyd!!
    Tonight on Monster Chiller Horror Theater: Blood-Sucking Monkeys from West Mifflin, PA!!!

  21. hilz says:

    Awww the teeny white toofs!!

  22. MudBug says:

    Be afraid……..Be very afraid ! (I am )

  23. Mary (the first) says:

    That kitteh has stolen my soul! STOLEN it, I say! *sigh* what a way to go!!

  24. Lulu says:

    Vampire kitteh has no vee-cious teeth…but makes up for it weeth razor-sharp claws!

  25. Norberts Mom says:

    “What type of brain did you get?”
    “Abby somebody”
    “You mean abbnormal”
    “Yes I believe that was the name”

    LMAO – best movie eva!!

  26. Norberts Mom says:

    Oh thats just fab – I’m in the mod lounge for quoting young Frankenstein!
    Someone pass me a drink please!