I Know You’re Just Dying to Meet Me

Good evenink. Velcome, velcome to my pawlour, do come in. Oh yez, but vere are my mannerz?
Allow me to introduce myzelf. (castle thunder)

They  call me,
The Paw Bearer!
(lightning flash-KaBoom!)

Hair raising Loki, is urning his keep Silvia from Spain.



  1. The cute! It BURNS!!!

  2. Cues memories of Fankenstein… I mean frawnkinsteen
    BWahahahahahahah Lightning flashes and scary organ music fill the air.

  3. I vant to snorgle your bloood. ble, ble, ble.

  4. It Frau Blucher’s kitty!

  5. Thank you. One of the most quotable movies of all time.

  6. A rrriot iss an uckly thing. UND I TINK IT IS CHUST ABOUT TIME VE HAD VUN!!

  7. Holy Mad Scientist eyebrows, Batman!

  8. Listen to them. The kittens of the night. What music they make.

    I never drink . . . meelk.

  9. MamaDawn in Tulsa says:

    Put… the kitteh… back!

  10. The hovertext!!!! My gawd, the hovertext!!!!!!! “….more chew hairy….” made me ubersnortlaff and swallow my gum!!!! 😯 and 🙂

  11. Fird Birfle says:

    heh heh.

    Probably one of my Top Five Fave scenes from a wunnerful, wunnerfilm

    (PS: KA-CHING!!! Pyrit, on “more chew hairy” !!! Pyrit & fuzzyhead FTW)

    PPS: BEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeep!!!!

  12. The eyes have stolen my will! I am your to command, Little Master!!

  13. It has even stolen my ability to type coherently!

  14. Oh, I lurve the way the green is reflected in the little mew’s eyes.

  15. I hear he has enormous schwanzstucker (nudge nudge, wink, wink)

  16. those eyebrows mean business. Scary!

  17. Loki is an excellent name for a cat.

  18. Hilarious hovertext Pyrit! 😀

  19. Ooh! Loves me some furry, little cat knuckles.

  20. fish eye no miko says:

    “There wolf. There castle.”

    What knockers!

  21. Aww maaan. Whenever I played Werekitteh: the Cuddling, my storyteller would never let us play kittehs with five dots in adorableness. (I’m wondering if this sets the record for dorkiest CO comment ever.)

  22. Vun visker! Ha ha ha!
    Two viskers! ha ha ha!
    I’m going to be here all day.
    Three viskers! Ha ha ha!

  23. Guinea Peeg Lover says:


  24. victoreia says:

    I don’t think anyone could type cohherently wif that liddle one in…..what was I saying?

  25. So cute! I think it’s this blog’s fault I went out and got a kitten the other day! 😛

  26. victoreia says:

    Sesame Street ref! YAY!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!

  27. victoreia says:

    *rubs hands together* Heh! Our plan is working! *laughs maniacally*

    (P.S. Should I be worried that I didn’t need to check the dictionary on the spelling of ‘maniacally’?)

  28. victoreia says:

    “Roll! Roll! Roll in ze hay!”

  29. I’m helpless! The creature could come get me in the night and I would be unable to do anything to stop it!

  30. TrixandSam says:

    We only post the Cute ma’am. What you do with it is your own business.

    *peers at The Spicy Cupcake over horn-rimmed glasses*

  31. say. no. more.

  32. Dracula, Young Frankenstein, The Count, and now . . . Count Floyd!!
    Tonight on Monster Chiller Horror Theater: Blood-Sucking Monkeys from West Mifflin, PA!!!

  33. Awww the teeny white toofs!!

  34. random dog person says:

    cant think of a quote not taken really, so

    Best I could do on short notice.

  35. Fird Birfle says:

    yais. Ai noticed em too-whoo.

  36. victoreia says:

    “Igor, help me with the bags.”
    “Soitenly. You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the turban.”

  37. *like*

  38. (snerk!) I do, too! So fierce…and so darned cute.

  39. Damn your eyes!
    Too late!

  40. The toiban! The toiban!

  41. Be afraid……..Be very afraid ! (I am )

  42. Mary (the first) says:

    That kitteh has stolen my soul! STOLEN it, I say! *sigh* what a way to go!!

  43. random dog person says:

    Great lines! How did you remember those? Have you seen the movie multiple times? (I’ve only* seen twice and with a scratched DVD)

    *Is the fact that I used only strange?

  44. That should say Be Afwaid.. be vewy Afwaid!

  45. kibblenibble says:

    That goes without saying.

  46. No tongues.

  47. victoreia says:

    @random dog person: In some cases, yes, I remember them; in others, I do look them up (usually just to make sure I’m remembering a line correctly). Yes, I’ve seen it many, many times. (I think I’m in triple digits.) And you’d be strange if “only” meant once! 😀

  48. Fird Birfle says:


  49. kibblenibble says:

    Taffeta, Darling.

  50. Second!

  51. Redundant Redundant says:

    What, no Count Gore De Vol?

  52. Vampire kitteh has no vee-cious teeth…but makes up for it weeth razor-sharp claws!

  53. “Let Him! Let Him!”

  54. AWW 😀 What is the little cutie’s name and is the kitty a boy or a girl? 😀

  55. I agree 😀 I so want to snorgle little Loki 😀

  56. songbirdnurse says:

    God bless dear Madeline Kahn, may she rest in peace…miss her so much!!!

  57. bob drummond says:

    My sister’s mother-in-law Dorothy, had a cat named LOKI . Wasn’t that the name of THOR’s sneaky step brother ?

  58. bob drummond says:

    Okay , you wascally Wabbit !

  59. bob drummond says:


  60. Best. Count. Floyd. EVAR.

  61. ♫ Ooooooh sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found yooooooo ♫

  62. Norberts Mom says:

    “What type of brain did you get?”
    “Abby somebody”
    “You mean abbnormal”
    “Yes I believe that was the name”

    LMAO – best movie eva!!

  63. Norberts Mom says:

    Oh thats just fab – I’m in the mod lounge for quoting young Frankenstein!
    Someone pass me a drink please!

  64. would you like it to go?