You’re All Washed Up, Kitty!

Since it’s almost Halloween, I’ll put on my lifelike latex Bob Saget mask to introduce this compilation of cats splashing in water, some of which you’ve seen before. The music is OK, although “Yakkity Sax” would be better. But then, when wouldn’t it?

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  1. kris says:

    omg
    funny funny funny!
    and the music is perfect.

    must watch again.

  2. Fird Birfle says:

    Theresa will be SO PROUD. As are we all, Mike. As are we all.:)

  3. BB/VA says:

    Is Cat #3 auditioning to become the next Keyboard Cat? If so, he needs to learn the difference between water and keyboard…

  4. skippymom says:

    These are just freaking awesome. The one with the glass of water kills me. “MY water! MINE!”
    My brother and his wife used to have a cat, Mattie, who would jump off the dock and swim after their boat as they took off.

    • Fird Birfle says:

      @ skippymom: I entirely agree with you about the black/ white cat w/ water glass!!!

      • skippymom says:

        Maybe it’s actually a glass of gin, and that’s why the cat is so insistent. (I have it on very good authority that cats love gin.)

        • tracylee says:

          kittehs aren’t the only ones… *hic*

          • Fird Birfle says:

            OMG

            True Tales Time.
            “Once upon a time”, my dad had some drink in his hand that included gin.
            I asked him what it tasted like, he handed it to me. ENTIRELY PROMISE that I
            no more than TOUCHED the very smallest tip of my tongue toward the stuff.
            Was still gagging ten minutes later. GAH.

            sorry ’bout the Strong Opinion. Carry on.

            *shivers twice, from the memory/ residual taste* (from TEN YRS AGO)

    • Nikki says:

      I’m totally in love with the kitty and the glass! SO possessive and just hilarious. :)

    • amy2 says:

      Poor kitty with the glass – obviously has a drinking problem (in an Airplane kinda way)

  5. Sara says:

    I’m wild about the orange kitty taking a nap in the bowl, looks totally relaxed. Wonder what that yellow plastic thingy in his lap could be.

  6. bookmonstercats says:

    OMG (as in “Oh My Goodness”) NOMTOM, how amazing. How incredibly funny. There are far too many great clips to comment on, but I was amazed at the kitty that looked as though it was skipping across the surface of the water.

  7. Arielle says:

    Cats are SO. WEIRD.

  8. Fird Birfle says:

    um, Mike??
    Nice Bob Saget mask :) VERY good likeness!

  9. small brown dogs says:

    The kitty with his/her glass of water was such great fun! As were the lounging kitty and the kitty who dunks his whole head under the faucet to get a drink.

    I was also totally delighted when the kid fell in the pool and the kitty got away. Would have enjoyed it even more if the fool videotaping had tumbled in, too.

  10. david with 2 "d" s says:

    And all cats are supposed to hate water? Another myth watered down. Such a great video. The one of the cat demanding his glass back and the toddler trying to toss the cat in and falling in instead were hilarious. I would have been worried tho for the toddler in the bath tub pulling the cat into the water, He could have been scratched.
    Another song? How about Yakkity Katz, The original was the first album I ever bought, Waaaaaay back. Anytime I see someone with a saxaphone I ask if they can play it, Very few can.

  11. jujube says:

    Made my month…so far. :D

  12. ^oo^ says:

    My favorite clip was the toddler who attempted to toss the kitty into the pool and got what he deserved. Justice! Yes!

  13. Theresa says:

    “lifelike latex Bob Saget mask”

    Whoa. Now that’s scary. 8O

  14. flutterby says:

    Shakin’ in my boots!~~

  15. Moi, Actually says:

    Difficult task, but if I had to choose a favourite, I would go with the white kitten who oozed over the bathrub rim and then made a swifter return journey.
    The toddler’s all “Whaa? It’s a nice bathie!”

  16. Sharon Wilson says:

    My seventh grade history book had a picture of an Egyptian tomb painting that showed a cat retrieving ducks. I had a hard time believing that until I saw that kitty streaking across the duck pond like it was nothing.

  17. wuyizidi says:

    I didn’t know cats can walk on water over short distances (1:54).

    • sar320 says:

      Not just any cat – Jesus-cat!! That’s what that was!

    • starlinguk says:

      I saw a cat do that once. It was sitting at the canal when another cat snuck up on it and attacked it. It fell in, went *boing boing boing* and managed to scramble back out of the canal with the other cat in hot pursuit.

  18. Gigi says:

    I’ve had many many cats in my life, some of them loved water and would even smim, others would scream bloody murder if their paws got wet.

    There is no understanding cats, you just have to love them. :-)

    • ceejoe says:

      Amen!

      And maybe I’m old fashioned, but I really think parents should teach their children to respect animals. Certainly, those toddlers in the videos are old enough to learn the rudiments of “No, kitties don’t like water, be nice to the kitty.”

      • BB/VA says:

        Could be that the parents are trying to teach, “if you get the kitty wet, you will PAY – and pay and pay and pay.”

        Maybe not the best way to do it, but can be very effective.

      • NurseNoir says:

        Thank you for bringing this up, ceejoe. My post (which was the first one sent) expressing the same sentiment isn’t up any more.

  19. Mina says:

    The one with the washcloth on his/her head looks just so damn unconsolable for being wet.

  20. OMG, that made me laugh so hard. Too cute!

  21. Lulu says:

    the cat with the glass of water…i laughed so hard i started crying :)

  22. kodalai says:

    My favorite was the one of the cat in the sink playing with the faucets… and then he managed to turn the water on himself! OH NOEZ!

  23. kibblenibble says:

    My favorite is inefficient water drinking kitty (2:40 ish). I remember when he made his first appearance on CO, it made me LOL.

  24. Sonia says:

    Cats are so damn awesome

  25. Andy says:

    Did the cat at 1:54 just skipped across the water surface like a rock?

    That’s some crazy kung fu that cat has there. Is that even possible?

  26. Celia says:

    Oh man, I find the clips of kids being allowed to throw or drag cats into the water to be unwatchable. Not even remotely funny.

  27. Love this! My uncle once had a cat named Beaches (they found him on the beach) who loved to take bubble baths. No kidding. Every time my aunt would take a bath Beaches would eventually join her. He also played dead. He was an awesome kitty.

  28. Johanna says:

    Both sphinx clips just killed me: in the jacuzzi churning up the water, and in the sink, apparently trying to force more water out of the faucet.

  29. tblue says:

    I also loved the kitty who GRABS the water glass repeatedly. That is some serious water-glass assiction there!

  30. tblue says:

    aDDiction, not aSSiction!! Doggone it!

  31. mplsdeb says:

    This was an awesome video. That one cat appeared to be like rock skipping across the water.
    I love the kitty with privacy duck, platypus or whatever…so relaxed.

  32. Can’t believe I’m the first to be sad for the fishie at the end D: